Monday, June 02, 2025
I Stand With Phoenicia
Tuesday, June 13, 2023
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Peter: Did Bronco Henry teach you to ride, Phil?Phil: Yep. He taught me to use my eyes in waysthat other people can't. Take that hill over there.Most people look at it and just see a hill. WhereBronco looked at it, what do you suppose he saw?Peter: A barking dog.Phil: The hell, you just saw that now?Peter: No. When I first came here. See, itlooks like a dog with its jaw wide open.Phil: You... you just saw that?Peter: Yeah.
Tuesday, November 08, 2022
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Peter: How old were you when you met Bronco Henry?Phil: About the age you are now.Peter: Was he your best friend?Phil: Yeah... he was. He was more than that. Once,he saved my life. We were way off up in the hills shooting elk,and the weather turned mean. Bronco kept me alive by...lying body against body in a bedroll. Fell off to sleep that way.Peter: Naked?
Wednesday, August 17, 2022
In the Mood For Infernal Power X
Wednesday, August 03, 2022
Which is Hotter?
Tuesday, May 03, 2022
In the Marvels of Madness
I've got no big desire to dip my own toes into plot specifics but the basic gist here is that fresh hero-to-be America Chavez (a winning Xochitl Gomez) has powers flaring up beyond her control and a whole raft of big baddies (many of them many-tentacled and goopy to the max -- all the better for Raimi to slam in and squish them with windshield-like glee) are chasing her through multiple universes to suck said powers straight outta her. And in every universe which America stumbles she stumbles straight upon the good Doctor -- Strange that is -- and he helps her... or he helps her by hurting her... it all depends on the mood and emotional gradations of that slice of the multiverse's Stephen.
So Stephen Strange helps her or he doesn't, and the Stephen Strange we're familiar with, in our own chapter of the Marvel Universe, decides to help her by going to his friends to get some help. Enter the sly and delightful Benedict Wong as Wong the now-reigning Sorcerer Supreme, and also enter Elizabeth Olson as Wanda Maximoff, last seen nursing her emotional devastations post-WandaVision with a very big very bright red book. If you're a comics fan you know that book is called the "Darkhold" and if you're not a comics fan the movie will explain it to you, don't worry. But I think you can guess by its name that that book, in the grand tradition of "Books in Sam Raimi Movies", is problematic! Necronomicon-ho!
And this movie isn't just cruelty and pain obviously, but as with anything you can label "Raimiest" the director adores butting said pain up against goof and camp and the broadest sincerity, threading the world's trickiest tone like a multiverse-sized camel being jammed through the eye of a needle, a needle in a pile of needles ten pyramids tall (dare I say a "time-stack?) His Wizard of Oz movie showed what happened when the balance was off -- yikes -- but he's got all his plates spinning here, and Multiverse of Madness will send you reeling from emotional high to high like we're leap-frogging a mountain range. As much fun as the last Spider-Man was (and I dug that sucker plenty) this one's much more my jam, and this is the one I'll be re-watching, high off its giddy obscene supply. This is not Sam Raimi chained to anything -- this is the MCU chained to Sam Raimi, and swooping straight through the fires of hell and up through the stars and back, demons screeching on our tails the entire time. What a great goddamned time at the movies!
Monday, May 02, 2022
Jonathan Majors Takes A Lickin'
"He trained for at least a year to prepare. His hands have become so big he couldn’t even squeeze on a wristband for the Chanel pre-Oscars party. 'Over time, they just got bigger and bigger,' Majors says. Despite playing a boxer in the movie, which marks Jordan’s directorial debut, Majors insists he wasn’t left with any injuries: 'I got punched in the face about 100 times, but it’s all OK!'"
Monday, March 07, 2022
Quote of the Day
“If we’re to teach our sons to be feminists, if we’re to teach our sons equality, if we’re to understand what poisons the well in men and what creates toxic masculinity we need to look under the hood of characters like Phil Burbank to see what their struggle is and why that’s there in the first place. Because otherwise it will continue to repeat itself.”
Wednesday, February 16, 2022
Benedict Cumberbatch Five Times
Monday, February 14, 2022
The Multiverse of Cumberbatch
Monday, January 31, 2022
Noah Jupe is in Morning
"The film is set in a near future where society has a pill that does away with the need to sleep. With the added help of an artificial sun, there is no end to morning daylight, living and work. However, as a young generation grows up deprived of the world of sleep, they consider rebelling to reclaim their dreams."
Wednesday, December 15, 2021
Spin A Little Web Of Dreams
And anyway you did ask me, because you're here reading this, which I take as my permission to continue. But I will be kind, generous, in return for your trust, and I will keep my mouth yapped shut on spoilers. Don't fear! I don't really give a shit when it comes to talking plot any of the time anyway -- other sites I write for demand I get into that stuff but I prefer to write about the vagaries of cinematic sensation over mechanics whenever I can, and this spoiler-aversion gives me the opportunity to indulge myself. So let's! If you've seen the trailer you know plenty enough. Try not to know anything else and the surprises this one's got in store for you are fairly endless.
What's so great about No Way Home is it truly feels like spider-id unleashed -- like somebody decided for once they were truly gonna go all out on the comic book writer sensation that there's only you and a piece of paper and a pencil in front of you and you can make these characters do absolutely fucking anything you can think of, and this movie's gonna do it dagnabit, and it did. I'm not slighting any of the previous Spider-movies -- I rate Raimi's Spider-Man 2 with an even higher grade than I do this one still -- but Spider-Man: No Way Home lives in the place where the last couple of Avengers movies did where endless buckets of money met truly limitless CGI; it's not just the sky that's the limit, it's the furthest reaches of space, time, and all infinite dimensions.
Basically No Way Home is peak pop culture of our moment. Sure I have quibbles here and there about plot mechanics or character choices if I felt like indulging my inner-quibbler, but the deluge of because-we-can fuck-yeahs on displays in this picture are too dazzling and delightful to deny. This is Marvel & Co giving the exhausted and weary people out here the full superhero nonsense of their dreams, undiluted and gone-for-broke, and this thing deserves every damned penny it will make. It's our moment's version of Busby Berkeley put-on-a-show for the weary folks, razzle dazzle 'em, and I whizzed outta this spider-sucker feeling both razzled and dazzled deep down in my happy places. All I can say is a big thanks. I needed this.
Wednesday, December 01, 2021
Benedict Cumberbatch's Doggy Style
The best film of the year is Jane Campion's THE POWER OF THE DOG and it's on @netflix this very day! #ThePowerOfTheDog pic.twitter.com/BIZpww3sFJ
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 1, 2021
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
The Power of This Dog
Anyway until I manage to wrangle with the film properly and get my own thoughts down I just wanted to make sure to post that you should all figure out the soonest moment you can see the movie, and so here I am doing that. Find your nearest theater here! If it's not playing in a theater near you it is hitting Netflix on december 1st, and I've seen the movie both ways -- on the big screen for NYFF and the little screen for TIFF -- and it works both ways, but I'm really really really glad I did manage to see it on a big screen because those vistas that Campion captures... man alive. So try for a big screen if at all safe and possible, my loves. And in summation...
(Then again if I had ten minutes to talk movies with Jane Campion I would probably just cry the entire time, so)
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) November 17, 2021
Thursday, November 04, 2021
Of Dogs & Fish Men
I don't know how many of you loved Pixar's Luca as much as I did but I really really really really loved it -- read this piece I wrote about it for Pajiba if you don't believe me! -- and so I made some very happy sounds upon seeing earlier today that they've gone and made a short film sequel called "Ciao Alberto" which they'll be debuting on Disney+ on November 12th. That's the trailer above, although to be honest maybe don't watch it? It's a short film -- a trailer seems excessive. A trailer becomes more and more large a percentage of a finished product the short the finished product gets! Anyway I just wanted you to put the release date on your calendar, so we can all bo back to Italy together. Cannot wait.
Next up that there's the full trailer for Jane Campion's upcoming movie The Power of the Dog, which hits select theaters on November 17th and then Netflix on December 1st, and which I've seen twice so far (thanks to TIFF and NYFF) and miiiiiiiight just be my favorite movie of 2021? I haven't reviewed it yet so that's a spoiler but I just feel as if I should put that out there at this point -- I've been sitting on it for weeks. Lord knows I love Jane Campion but I didn't expect this specific movie to swallow me up the way it has -- I just posted today in my very positive review of The Harder They Fall how Westerns ain't usually my jam, and yet here we are. It's been a stellar year for that genre, I guess. Dog is so much stranger and so much gayer than you're expecting, y'all.
Monday, August 23, 2021
Pics of the Day
Friday, January 08, 2021
Good Morning, World
Very much enjoying THE SERPENT on BBC with Tahar Rahim playing real life serial killer Charles Sobhraj pic.twitter.com/hMKB1zvLId
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 4, 2021
And I've been flirting with watching The Mauritanian, the new flick from State of Play director Kevin Macdonald (who worked with Tahar previously on The Eagle), and which stars Rahim as a Guantanamo Bay detainee fighting for his rights -- it's out properly in February (here is the trailer); it also stars Jodie Foster, Benedict Cumberbatch, Shaileene Woodley, and Zachary Levi. I wanted to finish The Serpent first though, so I'll try to watch my screener this weekend. Tahar's apparently real good in it (but when is he not?)
My brain has completely shut down for the day -- just gonna go home and finish this amazing show! #TheSerpent pic.twitter.com/rBCleujk1J
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 7, 2021
Oh and the Tahar Week continued because two photo-shoots of him made themselves known -- he's got one for British GQ (read that chat over here), which is the majority of what you see here, and then he's also got one shot for Man About Town magazine, which you'll see after the jump...
Thursday, March 05, 2020
Get Lost Inside Chris Evans
Thursday, February 06, 2020
Watch Out For That Treeeee
Do we think Scott gets raped by the trees in the forest in the original Evil Dead as well? When he bursts back into the cabin after trying to run off he is TORE UP and that possibility never occurred to me until this viewing pic.twitter.com/CcMzDw06dK— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) February 4, 2020
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Anyway! Tree Rape aside! I'm here because of yesterday's big Sam Raimi news, that he's in talks to take over the Doctor Strange sequel, subtitled In the Multiverse of Madness, after the first film's helmer Scott Derrickson dropped off the flick several months back. I am one hundred percent... well maybe ninety percent... ambivalent about this news. Mostly because there have been tons of rumors that Raimi was going to make another horror movie soon, and I want that way more than I want him to get swallowed up by the Marvel machinery. They take everything dammit! See also:
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.I am extraordinarily pissed off anew that Marvel has swallowed up and robbed us of all the great Elizabeth Olsen performances we should be getting pic.twitter.com/ZmaHhneXvW— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 31, 2020
(Seriously, I know those glimpses of the WandaVision show in that Superbowl trailer were hella weird but Olsen is so much better than this nonsense and should be gifting us with complex adult performances by now. She barely works besides for Marvel now!) Anyway I know that Sam only made one of, if not the, greatest superhero movies ever made. His Spider-mans are legendary.
Doc Ock forever. And admittedly his brand of cinematic nuttery is exceedingly perfect for the Doctor-Strange-verse, with its pulsing transmogrifying realities shifting on top of one another -- I have no doubt he'll find some ways to blow our minds. Plus the Multiverse story is supposedly a hardcore horror one, from what I first read about it, and that makes Raimi even perfecter. I will probably come to regret my hesitation. Except not. Except unless he takes his paycheck and makes Evil Dead 4. Then all is forgiven. As long as he finally answers my tree-on-man rape query. Make an entire sequel about that dammit!
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