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Thursday, April 03, 2025
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
Monday, August 07, 2023
They Call Me Mr Megs
Friday, April 16, 2021
Do Be A Punk
Friday, March 12, 2021
Ancient Phalluses of Doom
Tuesday, February 09, 2021
Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...
... you can learn from:
High-Rise (2015)
Laing: You know, Toby, when I was your age,I was always covered in something. Mud, jam, failure...My father never associated himself with anything dirty. Or real.Toby: My father's up there.Laing: You mean, in heaven?Toby: Heaven isn't real, stupid.
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— Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers) February 8, 2021
Wednesday, February 03, 2021
Plowing Thru Sundance
... here is my take on Strawberry Mansion, Kentucker Audley and Albert Birney's surreal lo-fi sci-fi romance that brought to mind sprinklings of Michel Gondry.
... here is my take on John and the Hole, a wicked child fable about a boy and his hole and y'all get your minds right out of the gutter right now! Right now.
... here is my take on the doc Street Gang: How We Got to Sesame Street, which is exactly what that title tells you it is. Muppetlicious!
... and here is my take on the doc A Glitch in the Matrix, which dives cyber-face-first into the concepts of "Simulation Theory" from the director of Room 237 and The Nightmare.
... and here is my take on the Boyd-Holbrook-starring werewolf flick Eight For Silver, a big disappointment. Boyd barely takes his shirt off! What is this nonsense?
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Good Morning, World
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
You Can See My Hand Through It
On a sidenote I was looking thru old posts & in 2013 there was talk of remaking REBECCA (gasp, imagine that) and these were the people I play-cast in the main roles - do note I totally got one, the important one, right https://t.co/fYMaWDJyn9 Also this cast would have RULED pic.twitter.com/N0HZN5uX8h
— Ki ki ki Ma ma ma (@JAMNPP) October 20, 2020
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Armie Hammer Thirty-Five Times
GQ: Any news on Find Me, the follow-up to Call Me By Your Name?Armie: Not really. I’ve been talking to Luca [Guadagnino, the director], but we haven’t got into it. I haven’t even read the book. I know Luca hasn’t got a full script yet, although he knows what he wants to do with the story, so I don’t know how similar or dissimilar it will be to Find Me the novel. I know if we end up doing it, it’s more important for me to focus on Luca’s vision than to focus on Find Me. The book will be a supplemental thing.GQ: And the world will keep getting excited about this movie with Timothée Chalamet…Armie: I know! The world will keep getting excited, which is a double-edged sword because the more excited they get, the bigger chances are of them watching and going, “This sucks!” But pressure makes diamonds, so here’s to more pressure!
Tuesday, September 08, 2020
Which is Hotter?
I Don't Believe in Ghosts
The trailer for Ben Wheatley's version of Rebecca starring Armie Hammer and Lily James has just checked its bags into the Manderlay of our eyeballs this morning and nananananah I cannot hear you I am excited. Am I the only person excited? I know I am not the only person excited, I am just tired of hearing people whinge over the blasphemy of remakes and hating on Armie, is all. Let's try something else today! I am loving the warm colors...
... which are differentiating it from Hitchcock's masterpiece right off the bat. It often looks like a very expensive perfume commercial, which seems like an absolutely correct way to go to my mind, as far as this specific story goes. I am loving the Ann Dowd!
.... we all knew Kristin Scott Thomas playing Mrs. Danvers was going to be the highlight the second she got cast in the role, and this trailer only underlines that assumption in violent red splashes of ink. Gimme gimme gimme! Here's the trailer:
Monday, October 21, 2019
Pic of the Day
Armie didn't tag the other two people but I think the woman at the bottom is CMBYN's casting director Stella Rossa Savino -- her Insta was a great source of behind-the-scenes stuff during CMBYN's production; as for the bearded bguy in the middle I feel like I should definitely know I should know who that is, but I'm not sure. Anybody know? I thought it might have been Luca's partner Ferdinando Cito (I can never remember what he looks like) but after a google it is not.
Anyway Armie is either rocking that mustache for the remake of Rebecca directed by Ben Wheatley, which just finished filming -- he's playing Olivier's role and Olivier had quite the stache in Hitchcock's original film -- or the stache is for Kenneth Branagh's remake of Death on the Nile, and I tend to favor the latter being the truth. We already know how integral Branagh sees facial hair to that franchise thanks to that unsightly beast, really more of a living flailing mink, that he himself wore on his face in his 2017 version of Murder on the Orient Express.
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Wednesday, September 04, 2019
Raid Them Tombs, Fellas
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Good Morning, World
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Jack Reynor’s Cinemania
Were we all aware that Jack Reynor is a budding film critic/writer in his spare time and chronicling his viewing on Instagram? (Armie Hammer, of course, has #thoughts) pic.twitter.com/XPYQAkltgp— Marshall Shaffer (@media_marshall) June 19, 2019
Ari Aster is the real damn deal, as is Jack Reynor’s penis.— Matt Jacobs (@tarantallegra) June 19, 2019