Hokum Sweet Hokum

I hope some of you went to see Damian McCarthy's new horror movie Hokum over the weekend! Starring Adam Scott as a writer who finds himself trapped inside a haunted hotel -- yes yes The Shining, The Shining, although honestly it made me think of Ti West's The Innkeepers more -- it's the third movie from the Caveat and Oddity director, and his best, says me in my review of the movie right here. Which is saying something because I loved the hell out of Oddity. McCarthy has cemented his place in the "director you should be very excited about" category now anyway -- we'll await every fresh announcement from him with bated breath. Oh and not to brag (that's a lie, I am one thousand percent bragging) but I managed to score one of the limited run of Hokum dolls that Neon dropped last week -- I've got a new cherished nerd collectible y'all!

They had TWENTY of these Hokum dolls on sale on Neon's webstore this morning AND I GOT THE LAST ONEEEEEEEE

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— Jason Adams (@jamnpp.bsky.social) May 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM

Mount Taron

Taron Egerton has been so generous with us these past couple of years y'all. (Remember his shimmy in a g-string on that fireman show of his last year? Phew.) That slammin' still above is from his thriller Apex that sees him (sexily) terrorizing Charlize Theron, and which hits Netflix next Friday -- I shared the trailer right here. Anyway that photo (which P.S. gets extremely big if you click on it) seemed a nice place to leave us off for the day (or to "[something] us off" anyway) -- yes as forewarned earlier this week this is yet another day of a very busy week where I've got screenings to attend to. Two of them today actually, including some time with that Taron. The other one... well click here if you want to know the other movie I'm seeing today is. Just know that I usually can't manage afternoon screenings given my day-job but I'm so excited about this one that I'm taking time off for it. Anyway giddy show-offery aside I'll be back in full tomorrow, so you and Taron just stay here and wait for me then. I'm sure y'll can find something to do. Bye!

Hokum If Ya Got 'Em

Since I fully refuse to watch horror movie trailers anymore doing these posts where I share horror movie trailers always feels kinda ridiculous -- no I haven't watched this, and honestly I suggest you don't either, but here it is anyway! That said I'm in a real staring-at-the-wall kinda head-space today so this is at least getting my fingers typing. The horror movie trailer in question today is the one for Hokum, director Damian McCarthy's extremely-anticipated-by-me follow-up to Oddity -- does that make it sound like it's a sequel, calling it a "follow-up"? I just mean it's his next movie. Anyway! Hokum stars Adam Scott and it's out on May 1st and I swear to you this is literally all I know about it and all I want to know. I've sort of gleaned from the press materials that it involves a spooky hotel. And I'm good! I was good for everything Damian McCarthy after I watched Oddity honestly (read my review here) because that movie fucking rocks. The movie McCarthy did before that, called Caveat, also rocks, but a little less than Oddity -- Oddity's honestly one of my favorite horrors of the decade. Point being McCarthy is a big up-n-comer as far as I'm concerned and I have very high hopes for Hokum. Fingers crossed. And with that here is that thing you definitely should not watch, then:

Next Year's Hokum

As dismal as the world seems in many ways right this minute there are reasons to be excited about 2026, and I'm choosing to focus on one of those right now -- namely the release of the new horror movie from Oddity director Damian McCarthy! Real horror nerds will also know his movie before Oddity -- the creepy-as-fuck haunted stuffed bunny thriller Caveat -- but Oddity really took him next level, and Hokum (which is what the new one's called, and golly it's a good title) looks to continue the trend. It's being released by current horror bellwether Neon for one (they've very much snatched the title from A24), and it stars the great and under-used Adam Scott for another. And now there's a teaser! Watch:

Hokum is out on May the 1st.

Adam Scott Seven Times

I am doing you all a favor -- or at least I am doing the one commenter here at MNPP who is always really happy whenever I post Adam Scott photos a favor; hey you! -- by posting this new shoot of the Severance star for GQ today when I haven't watched the second season finale yet. I have spent all day dodging spoilers on social media and now I have invited them into my own house! So please be respectful in the comments and don't say anything about the latest episode until tomorrow at the earliest -- I'm planning on watching it tonight. Although as I stated the last time this show came up to several people's consternation I admitted that I'm not super sold on this show -- it comes and goes. The little bit I've seen about this week's finale is people going nuts for it, and I remember feeling that last season too -- last season's finale was what convinced me that my before-that waffling feelings about the show were wrong, and that brought me back enthusiastically for the second season... 

... only for the second season to then reinforce how I'd been feeling before. Point being Severance seems to be a show that gives us really great season finales only to meander in every other episode in ways that I don't find totally engaging even when I want to. Because I would like to like this show more than I do! The ingrediants are there! It looks great, it's got actors I like -- save Patricia Arquette who I still maintain is terrible on this. But I would watch ten hours of just Christopher Walken & John Turturro's characters. All of that said perhaps I will watch the finale and regret my ranting all over again. We'll see. For now we will just stare at Adam looking hot in his GQ suits and extremely necesarry scruff (scruff makes such a huge difference in Adam Scott's attractiveness levels) after the jump...

Get Ready For Big Hokum

Oddity was one of last year's absolute best horror movies -- here is my review and it's available on blu-ray and it's streaming on Shudder; go watch it if you haven't yet! I couldn't love it more. Anyway great news today that the film's director Damian McCarthy (who also made the ace 2020 spook-fest Caveat) has lined up his next movie -- it's to be titled Hokum and it will star Adam Scott! It sounds very Stephen-Kingy too -- Scott will play a horror author who goes to a secluded cabin to scatter his parents ashes only to discover the cabin is haunted by a witch! Great title, great plot, great actor, great great director -- we are there!

Adam Scott Eight Times

I am setting aside the rather long interview with Adam Scott in Sharp Magazine that goes alongside these photographs (and where he presumably talks about his very good big hit show Severance) for today's lunch-time read, and first just sharing said photos with you until then. Not to pun on this mag's title but Adam always looks so sharp, doesn't he? I think he's one of our consistently best dressed male celebs -- always perfectly tailored, always wearing things I myself would love to look so nice in. I noticed this way back with Parks & Rec -- his shirts were always way too fancy for his character on that show, and I wanted them every time. Us big headed dorks gotta stick together! Hit the jump for the entire shoot...

Tramell Tillman Fourteen Times

Okay so who amongst you watched Severance? I finished the first season of the Apple+ series during my COVID downtime last week and save a few nits to pick (I tweeted my biggest complaint) I dug the show quite a bit -- how could one not fall for a show that involves a romance between John Turturro and Christopher f'ing Walken??? It's definitely a slow-boil but that last couple of episodes builds itself to a pop, and I think all of us who did dig the show are now in the same furious boat, waiting for the damn thing to come back impatiently. Well here's a way to kill some of that time...

... the actor Tramell Tillman, who plays the sinister security guard "Milchick" on the show, has himself a choice Instagram presence, and I dug through and grabbed the choicest for our leering enjoyment. I knew the minute I saw him in those tight blue uniform pants on the show that wonders might await us, and sure enough! Also, maybe one of y'all know the answer to this -- is Tramell family? I couldn't find a direct answer to that question but he has lots of photos taken at Pride Parades, which doesn't necessarily equal yes to my question but I got the vibe. My 'dar be hummin. Anyway hit the jump for something of yours to hum too...

Good Morning, World

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I didn't see War Dogs - because oh my god why would I have seen War Dogs? - so I can't tell you how big Bradley Cooper's role was in that, but seeing as how he's listed way way way down the page on IMDb I am guessing small. And War Dogs is the only live-action movie that bradley Cooper has acted in since Joy in 2015! He's done voice-work as Rocket the Raccoon in the Guardians movie of course, and he was on that Limitless television show some I guess. 

But it's been a B-Coop quiet couple of years. He couldn't even be bothered to show up in the Wet Hot American Summer show and had to be replaced by Adam Scott, which they played to humorous effect. I know he's working on his Big Serious Comeback as the writer slash director slash co-star of Lady Gaga in the A Star in Born remake, which just recently got an Awards Season push to next fall, so they're clearly gunning for attention with it. And he had a baby, or something. 

So I am sure we'll hear all the PR Spin soon enough, probably starting over the next couple of months, on What Bradley Cooper Has Been Up To, all the serious Career Reassessment jibber jabber, oh boy, can't wait. Anyway I've always like B-Coop, since he made Sweet Sweet Summer Camp Love with Michael Ian Black in the original Wet Hot and since he was Sidney's Sexy Bestie on Alias. So let's hope he can remind us of that soon. Today's his 43rd birthday so wish him a happy one by hitting the jump to stare at another dozen of these gifs from the 2009 rom-com  He's Just Not That Into You...
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Big Little Andrea Arnold

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Both times that I've seen Andrea Arnold do a Q&A in real life she has told the audience that she was jet-lagged and drunk - both times! And that might've been enough to endear her to me permanently,  even if she didn't direct astonishing movies like Fish Tank and Red Road and Wuthering Heights and American Honey; each one one of the best of their respective years. But the point is god I love her, deeply and profoundly - she makes my list of top directors working today with ease. 

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There aren't many news-stories that will drive me to immediately call my boyfriend squealing in excitement but ANDREA ARNOLD directing an entire season of LITERALLY ANYTHING will do it

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 8, 2017

And so my initial shrug at the thought of a second season of Big Little Lies turned into a violent epileptic spasm of enthusiasm when I read that it is she that will be directing the entire, THE ENTIRE, second season. Mr. Michelle Pfeiffer, I mean David E. Kelley, is writing the whole thing, and most of the cast is returning - I mean I doubt Alexander Skarsgard is, spoiler-free wink wink nudge nudge, which is a real shame since Andrea Arnold sure as hellfire knows how to sex-up the dudes she points her camera at (see: Michael Fassbender, Shia LaBeouf, Tony Curran, et cetera).

Picture what she might have done with him! But just take a step back and imagine what we ARE on the verge of. We are about to watch several hours of Andrea Arnold directing Nicole Kidman. We are about to watch several hours of Andrea Arnold directing Reese Witherspoon. WE ARE ABOUT TO WATCH SEVERAL HOURS OF ANDREA ARNOLD DIRECTING LAURA DERN!!!!!! Rejoice, motherfuckers.
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Adam Scott Seventeen Times

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Now here's somebody that we don't get nice photo-shoots of often enough! Here is a somewhat sleazily (in the best way) bestached Adam Scott for Rogue Magazine - you can read his chat with them right here. He talks a lot about making Big Little Lies in it, and continuing this "Adam Scott is under-appreciated" theme we've got going here it is a shame he hasn't gotten more recognition for his terrific supporting work on BLL. 

His role wasn't the showiest (he didn't get his big Swedish boner thwacked with a tennis racket like some people) but he did a whole lot with it and gave the series some of its finest moments; I do wish they had followed through on his character's hinted-at creepiness though. I don't like that left sitting there as just a red herring. Anyway hit the jump for a few more pics...

Jai's Gotten All Wet & Hot For Us

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I know I watched the Wet Hot American Summer prequel series on Netflix subtitled First Day of Camp when it was released in 2015, I know I watched it like the day it was released, but it's weird - I remember basically nothing about it. I suppose I should re-watch? Any opinions on it from y'all? Anyway the sequel, long promised, subtitled Ten Years Later is dropping on August 4th and look who is showing up!

I might be the only person who watches that trailer, stuffed with comedy legends, and cares most about Jai Courtney being there, but I yam who I yam and who I yam is a Jai stan. (I should have that tattooed on my right butt cheek, probably.) Anyway do you guys think Amy Poehler had her pick of suitor, and she demanded Jai? I like to think that is what happened - she flipped through a catalog - I'll take that one! Here's the trailer:

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In conclusion...

 ... what are you doing, Chris Pine???

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I Am Link

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--- Big Little Love - I could spend this entire post linking to articles about Big Little Lies and still not have enough Big Little Lies to go around; it deserves all of the praise and then some. There wasn't a bad performance on the show, from the littlest of kids to Adam Scott's beard and on up to the new Mt. Rushmore of actresses. But here's just a pair - firstly at Decider our pal Joe argued that the finite nature of the show is what makes it so special (or one of the things, anyway) and we should embrace that. Before the episode aired I would've been aghast at not wanting more, but the finale was so perfect I think I now agree. Although that said in this post-finale interview Laura Dern says...

"But we had the time of our lives making this. People are asking us a lot if there is room for a Season 2 of this, and I know there is a lot of discussion, so. . . whatever it is, we will come up with something really fun for sure."

... and honestly, my will is weak. So so weak.

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I simply must INSIST on behind the scenes pictures of Alexander Skarsgard's leather Elvis pants I SIMPLY MUST INSIST #BigLittleLies pic.twitter.com/aCaXVDoqoO

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) April 3, 2017

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--- And Secondly BuzzFeed published an epic ode to the talents of Nicole Kidman through the years that's Must Read; be forewarned it's lengthy - it starts with her earliest roles (BMW Bandits y'all) and works its way up through her her typically astonishing work on this show. Only thing I'd argue with is the bit about her being invisible acting-wise for a few years before this but then I'm a spazz who pays too much attention so the concept seems alien to me.

--- Be Still My Sweetheart - I can't recall the context of how a week or two ago I got to reading up about Sleight, an upcoming horror film that got a bunch of buzz out of Sundance earlier this year,  but I had missed me at the time - anyway now that it's revealed itself to me I can't stop seeing stuff about it, or more specifically about its director JD Dillard. He's making a new thriller, one for Blumhouse (the studio that brought you all those scary Patrick Wilson movies), called Sweetheart... and why should you care? Because adorable Emory Cohen just booked the lead, that's why. [Edited to add: Oh right now I remember why I was reading about Sleight - the director is also remaking The Fly.]

--- The Dark Nightie - Normally this sort of thing would've gotten its own post but when the news broke last week I couldn't think of a single goddamn clever thing to say about it, and since the news was being stated everywhere else if I wasn't gonna be clever I couldn't think of a point - anyway in case you didn't hear Joss Whedon is going to make a movie about Batgirl, probably. Sweet! That said the only Barbara Jordan story I've ever read is The Killing Joke and I think he's probably going to stay far far away from that story.

--- Calling Collette - While I'm sure Toni Collette would love nothing more than to star in a never-ending string of films worthy of her talents, and me whinging at her about not doing that and instead making a bunch of shitty TV shows isn't helpful, I'm still relieved to see she's signed up for a new movie, whinging be damned - she's going to star opposite Thomas Haden Church in a comedy called Shriver, which is about a man who gets mistaken for an author at a college book conference; Toni will be an English professor at the college, and I have a feeling "sparks will fly." Sounds like a slightly wackier Wonder Boys. These two have co-starred in a movie before, 2013's Lucky Them, so i guess they enjoyed the experience.

--- Fassy By Fassy - It seems like Michael Fassbender just says whatever he wants to say in this interview with Collider about his dual role in the upcoming Alien movie (thx Mac) so probably don't read it if you care about spoilers or whatever. I mean he doesn't give away the ending or anything but it feels entirely unguarded a chat, which is refreshing (I hate it when half an interview is "Oh I can't talk about that") but also had me on edge, lest I read too much. Bad news: No Spandex. Oh and in case you missed the three new teasers for the film that aired during The Walking Dead last night click here for those.

--- Armie Hammer is a Freak - While we anxiously await the release of Ben Wheatley's new movie Free Fire, the director is re-teaming with one of its stars (the hot one) - Armie Hammer has just joined the cast of Freakshift, Wheatley's upcoming movie about cops fighting subterranean monsters that already has Alicia Vikander in its lead. Also can I just say that I love the fact that I just got to write the phrase, in an off-hand way even, "movie about cops fighting subterranean monsters." We live in a magical world, sometimes.

--- Surrounding Annette - The only thing I could do more often than sit down and actually watch 20th Century Women (for the 10th, the 20th, the 30th time)  is read articles and reviews about and of 20th Century Women, so I was pretty excited to see our pal Dan wrote up the scenery for his weekly column The Furniture over at The Film Experience. I have to admit that I've found myself pausing the movie (on one of my many many times having watched it already) to stare at the furnishings in Annette Bening's bedroom specifically. Shelves!

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting my back jumped on 

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Alright people, who watched the first hour of Big Little Lies this weekend? I watched it last night and I am totally totally totally in the tank for it already - it's like Desperate Housewives: Oscar Edition, which I did not know was a thing I needed until this show told me it was, and then I was like HELL YES. Have any of you read the book? If you've read the book please don't spoil anything, but I'd love to hear everybody's thoughts. And in summation - they are all just jealous of Laura Dern! As they damn well should be.

Harry Potter is Circumcised, And Other Stories

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There's a terrific piece over at Vulture today that talks to ten different movie directors about what it was like to shoot some of their most famous sex scenes - Paul Verhoeven talks Showgirls! Park Chan-wook talks The Handmaiden! Mary Harron talks American Psycho! - and there are all sorts of details I'd never heard before that they share; I hugely recommend checking it out. But this being MNPP I figured I had to share this tidbit of what Kill Your Darlings director John Krokidas had to say about shooting that film's lovingly extensive gay sex scene with Daniel Radcliffe:

"Dan had no issue with doing the scene whatsoever. His only question was, "Just so I know, how naked do you want me to be … movie-naked, or Equus-naked?" I said, "I hate when people block sex scenes in order to play hide-the-genitalia — that feels so forced. So let's just block it, and if it falls into frame, we'll shoot it." But then I remember going, "Oh shit: You're British, and Allen Ginsberg is one of the most famous Jews of the 20th century. On second thought, I don't think we're going to go Equus-naked." And Dan said, "John, my mother's Jewish and I'm circumcised. Play the scene any way you want.” God bless Daniel Radcliffe, he commits to all of his actions."

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Boo For You

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Hey everybody! Checking in from here the middle of my holiday break to direct you over to The Film Experience, where today I listed The 15 Scariest Scenes of 2015! The above scene does not figure in but honestly if I was allowed I probably could've made the entire list nothing but scenes from It Follows, which is clearly the horror film of the year. (Even with a couple moments of silliness. Hell there's nothing wrong with some silliness.) Anyway click that link and check it out, I had a lot of fun writing it. And please let me know what you would've included that I was a dumb-ass for forgetting!

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Yule Wanna See This Movie

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Walking out of Krampus I heard one audience member mention Goosebumps, and even though I never saw any of the series based on RL Stine's books (it fell into the uncanny valley between me being too old for it and it not being heralded enough to bridge that gap) I still get what that audience member was getting at -- Krampus mostly feels like a longer stronger episode of an anthologized horror series, one with a bigger budget (but not too big) and tip-top terrific name actors slumming it for chuckles and chills. But oh what laughs, and oh what shrieks, and oh what merry mayhem they make! Christmas as a holiday deserves all the horror movies we can throw at it and I think Krampus could stand tall beside the classics, the Gremlins and Jack Skellingtons. 

The first act had me a little worried the characters were being drawn too broadly (the gun-nut mac-n-cheese conservatives against the prim slash proper cardigan liberals) but writer-director Michael Stephenson opens the folks up as the monsters close in, as the yule logs cool, and the actors get to imbue some real heart into the relationships under extreme holiday duress. Come for the killer gingerbread men, and then stick around for the tender moments between Toni Collette and Allison Tolman.

And then stick around longer, with a jolly good giggle and a warm heart, for more and more of the killer gingerbread men. Oh my god, the gingerbread men, the angels, the jack-in-the-box, and the monsters! The monsters! Give me all of them under my tree this Christmas Eve, Saint Nick or Not Saint Nick, whoever gets there first -- I want them, I want them all, in the true spirit of the season.

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I Am Link

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--- I Am Witch - I knew well that David Gordon Green had dropped off making the remake of Suspiria, sadly, but I'd forgotten the news that followed -- that Luca Guadagnino, the director of I Am Love (and the upcoming hotness-fest A Bigger Splash), was going to do it himself! How could I forget that? Dear lord that's amazing. Anyway he's opened up about his plans for the film with Empire; it sounds like he'll be focusing on motherhood somehow? I don't know, but he sounds like a huge fan of Argento's original. (As he oughta be.) He does say that Isabelle Huppert & Isabelle Fuhrmann are not coming along from Green's proposed version (boo)... but if he brings Tilda along, oh my god, I don't care. Tilda in a remake of Suspiria, my brain will literally break.
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--- Unholy Holiday - I have seen lots of people going nuts for the trailer for Krampus, the Xmas-themed horror flick from Michael "Trick 'r Treat" Dougherty, but I haven't watched it myself since I need no convincing, I was there the second I finished watching TRT and started waiting for whatever he did next. Not to mention that I've been clamoring for a movie to focus on the Xmas demon Krampus for a very long time, and I'm glad somebody with as much a sense of fun as he's got got there first. I will say I don't remember hearing that the thing was cast with such awesome folks as Toni Collette, Adam Scott, and Alison Tolman though - yesss!!! Oh and here are a few pictures from the film, too.

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--- Baby Man - To temper the good news, here's some crud -- Jamie Foxx, who I can't stand, has joined the cast of Edgar Wright's next flick Baby Driver, which already has Ansel Elgort (oh my god did you hear about Ansel's upcoming album as DJ Ansolo? WTF) in the lead. I really though Edgar had already filmed this movie, to be honest -- what's taking him so damned long? And enough with the shitty actors, dude. Cast somebody I can actually be enthusiastic about, please.
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.--- Ride Along - I will always take the opportunity when given to express my adoration for Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof (I just re-watched it a couple of weeks ago and god it just gets better and better, even) so here go read this fun piece at The AV Club focusing in on one specific song choice he made with the soundtrack. That soundtrack, even apart from the film, is killer.
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--- Blond Ambitions - I can't believe it's taken me this far into the week (I have to keep reminding myself that Monday was a holiday, though) to yelp my happy yelp noises towards the news that Freddie Stroma, the hot-assed dude from the super-fun Lifetime series UnREAL, has joined the cast of Game of Thrones' next season. He'll be playing Sam's brother, which hopefully will involve Sam & Gilly walking into rooms over and over again where he is standing naked in a bucket, lathering himself. That is my vision for the character, anyway.
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--- Never Come Clowns - The reviews for Cary Fukunaga's Beasts of No Nation so far have been smashing, making whatever qualms I had concerning the pitch-black subject matter fly right out the window on a tidal wave of "yeah okay this is gonna be painful but gimme gimme gimme" -- he'll probably be able to do whatever he wants next... well except for the version of Stephen King's It he fled away from, that is. The Playlist got a bunch of new info from him on what happened, and I warn you, it will make you very very sad, hearing what we won't be seeing. Fucking studio morons.
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--- And Speaking of Fukunaga, he and Chiwetel Ejiofor chatted in the new issue of Interview Magazine, you can read that here. I haven't read it yet but I look forward to them describing how they recording the chat from opposite ends of the same bathtub, massaging each other's toes as they talk. There's also a nice set of Chewy pictures, if you like to stare at beautiful men or whatever.
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--- OK Computer Again - Nobody ever really comments when I go on one of my Radiohead freak-outs so I always wonder why I bother, but fuck it, this is my blog and I'll crow about what I wanna! Ahem. Pictures have shown up that show Thom & Co are in the studio plugging away on their new album... with a string orchestra! Oh hells yes. (Thanks Mac)
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--- And Finally, a new clip's been released from Roland Emmerich's upcoming gay-history-lesson Stonewall, and sure enough after the hullabaloo that greeted the first trailer this clip is focusing in on, and I quote, "Marsha P. Johnson, the legendary activist and pioneer of the trans movement." I personally had little patience for the hullabaloo - if you wanna boycott this movie do so because the over-paid hack Roland Emmerich directed it, by all means, but I think we should probably see the movie before freaking out about what it might actually contain. Anyway here's the clip:

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Good Morning, World

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Jason Schwartzman -- who is turning 35 today, happy birthday, Jason Schwartzman - has been all over the place over the past couple of weeks doing press for The Overnight, his "sexy" comedy with Adam Scott and that woman from Orange is the New Black and some other blonde lady with an accent. Last night I got home from my movie and he and Adam were on Conan getting their hair checked for lice? I don't know. But they keep pushing the fake dicks for the movie and I wish they'd stop - the fake dicks are the worst part of a just okay movie and if people go in with dick expectations they will not be met by those uncanny silicone cocks. 

Anyway with all this dick talk it made me forget it's actually really hard (hardy har) to find Jason Schwartzman nudity until I tried to do so this morning - everything I found was from the last time I did one of these posts two years ago! Once again proving I'm the one-stop-shop for such nonsense. Anyway I'm just glad I could use this opportunity to once again convince myself I do worthwhile things, is my point. In that vein, here's two pictures of Jason to finish us off. Happy Gay Pride, everyone!

So What You're Telling Me Is...

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... there's a video out there in the world of Paul Rudd and Adam Scott pulling their dicks out together and waving them around will-nilly (WILLY GET IT) and this thing hasn't gotten online??? WHAT THE LIVING FUCK, WORLD.

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I'm sure that Adam was telling this story because he's promoting his new movie The Overnight, which has a scene of him and Jason Schwartzman flashing the fakest genitals ever put on-screen - seriously, whoever made the prop penises for The Overnight has clearly never seen a penis in their entire life, and they should be shamed off the planet. Shameful. I saw The Overnight at Tribeca and I never reviewed it but my pal Andrew did over at The Film Experience and I second all he said. It has some sitcommy (albeit porn-sitcommy) laughs but it's not great.