Wednesday, October 29, 2025
Good Morning, World
Friday, October 24, 2025
The Jarmusch Don't Die
Friday, May 03, 2024
Tahar Rahim is So Alpha
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
The Gang Goes Gobble Gobble
Seeing Jack O’Connell’s cock at this point is like having an old friend pop by for a spot of tea
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) October 29, 2022
Oh and another movie out this week that I have seen but don't plan on reviewing is the new Lady Chatterly's Lover with Jack O'Connell -- even though I'm not writing about it doesn't mean it's bad, though. I liked it well enough. And not just because what I tweeted above. Although, you know, that never hurts. Literally never.
As for movies that I have already reviewed that are hitting theaters this week -- most importantly there is Luca Guadagnino's cannibal romance Bones and All, obviously. Here is my review of that. I think it's awesomely good and think you should see it. It got some Indie Spirit nominations today which surprised me -- I really think the film will be too weird for awards. But good for the Spirits. (Also I might have a piece coming on this exact subject hitting some time soon as well.) And then also out this week -- although only here in NYC, I think -- is Noah Baumbach's White Noise, which I reviewed right here. It's also terrific! Greta Gerwig, baby! They dropped a trailer today, too:
As for movies that I have reviews posting later this week -- keep your eyes trained on Pajiba for my takes on the films Devotion with Jonathan Majors and Glen Powell, as well as Steven Spielberg's autobiographical fable called The Fabelmans. Maybe I will pop back in here and share those links this week when the links arrive... maybe not. It's the most exciting thing that will happen all week, this guessing game! Make sure you hold your breath! Even when you're eating mashed potatoes. Especially when eating your mashed potatoes. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! (And don't forget to use MNPP's Amazon link to do your holiday shopping with!)
Thursday, October 06, 2022
Four From NYFF
I just wanna live in the world the way Kelly Reichardt sees the world
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) September 27, 2022
Monday, August 08, 2022
Good Morning, World
Thursday, August 04, 2022
5 Off My Head: The Great and Powerful Greta
My 5 Favorite Greta Gerwig Performances
"I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet."
"I don't give a shit because I'm nota friend of Tennessee Williams!"
"I was thinking this morning that I've beenout of college now for as long as I was in, andnobody cares if I get up in the morning."
"We're just dropping you out herein the middle of where ever..."
"Whatever you think your life is going to be like,just know, it's not gonna be anything like that."
Wednesday, December 01, 2021
Happy John Waters List Day!
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
They'll Continue Singing It Forever Just Because
And that's the well their score for Leos Carax' sixth film Annette -- recent opener for the Cannes Film Festival, now in theaters, hitting Amazon this weekend -- returns to time and again and again and again... and again again. Indeed nearly every song seems predicated on the idea. Or maybe that's just the way it felt to me by its end -- either way at a certain point Brechtian echoes trail off, leaving blank emptiness in their wake, and I fear Annette, for all its blowsy Carax-fueled cinematic abandon, might suffer the same fate. It's a lot of sound and fury, in other words. Actually in the same words. Over and over, and again again.
To the new film's credit it's only the opening scene of Annette where the exact "sound" of the Sparks themselves becomes an issue, since it has the brothers marching and singing alongside all of the film's actors (and hey there Mr. Carax himself) to introduce our big handed tale of woe -- its forward camera march is reminiscent of the standout accordion scene in Carax's masterpiece Holy Motors actually. And from there on the duties of being incessantly repetitive are handed to some admittedly talented thesps, foremost being Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard as our dangerously romantic couple -- these two, they have some luck for awhile with it.
Visually Carax remains a trip, a touch of light fantastic, a treat -- he finds such weird ways to render mundane material that you can't help but sizzle here and there in your seat from the Sheer Audacity TM on display. But about film's mid-point, as Adam Driver's performance grew bigger and more exhausting as if he could outrun his every sentence, I began to get lost in the Whys of it all. The story boiled down to its core is standard Star in Born claptrap, goosed up with ever bigger waves of ham and extravagance -- eventually I just wanted the ride to end. I wanted off the whirlygig. I wanted these white people to please stop screaming at me.
There are a lot of things about Annette to appreciate, in theory. It's not sanded down for its abrasiveness -- it's dark and glum and mean and horny and relentlessly idiosyncratic. It will be a lot of people's cuppa. You do admire the chutzpah while wiping it off your face. But I just couldn't find a heart to it anywhere -- a belly to sink my hand into for firm grip. It was shock and awe and marionette drone sight gags, a giggle or ten, and a lot of operatic wailing in the place of words or meaning. Sometimes saying the same thing over and over just makes the thing lose all meaning, a word on a page that's turned into scribbles, a hieroglyphical dissonance half-resembling a thing you once remembered, back in the before-times, whenever the hell they was, when they was, whenever.
Wednesday, August 04, 2021
O What Music Adam Driver's Torso Makes
Holy Motors maniac I mean director Leos Carax's highly anticipated musical movie Annette, starring Adam Driver and Marion Cotillard and the music of the band called Sparks -- recently enthusiastically profiled by the filmmaker Edgar Wright in a documentary of their own; massive year for Sparks fans! -- is out in theaters on Friday, and they've just dropped the final trailer which you can see below.
I have already seen this movie but I'm saving my review (which quite unlike me I have already written) for a bit, because the movie's out on demand on Amazon Prime on August 20th and I'd rather encourage y'all to see it that way -- in the middle of a damn pandemic -- than to go to the theaters, quite frankly. Now a wise person might here note that I had no such qualms about reviewing The Green Knight, a film I adored, and this wise person might then wonder if this means my like for Annette is less than... as I said, that would be a wise person. But we'll get into that later this month! Whether Adam Driver likes it or not!
Tuesday, July 27, 2021
Today's Fanboy Delusion
Today I'd rather be...
Monday, July 12, 2021
Quote of the Day
"The part of Abbie was just enough beyond me so that I was always chasing it, out of breath and thrilled. I wasn’t sure if I was any good, which made me feel very alive, which is how I think one should feel making something always, whether as an actor or a director or a songwriter, though I don’t know because I’ve never written a song. Mike’s process of filmmaking invited us all to live in that space of not-quite-certainty. His films are so clearly from him and part of him and his distinct voice, but he continually gives it to his collaborators for them to own and reshape. I don’t know what the inverse of a dictatorship is, but Mike directs like that..."
-- That's just a small passage from the essay that Actress turned Director Greta Gerwig penned for the gorgeous hardcover book that A24 announced last week for Mike Mills' 2016 masterpiece 20th Century Women; the entire essay has been posted on Nylon's website, read it here (thx Mac), for those of us who don't have the sixty bucks to drop on the book (god I wish I did though). Still can't believe that's the last time Greta acted -- five whole years! But we don't have long to wait for her to act again -- just this week she's been spotted alongside Adam Driver shooting Noah Baumbach's adaptation of Don Delillo's book White Noise! Here's a grainy photo:
Some more Golden Timmy sightings in Cannes pic.twitter.com/hJjshnlUFB
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 12, 2021
Monday, April 19, 2021
Adam Driver Scores Big
Also announced is that this film is what's opening Cannes this year -- that's happening on July 6th and Amazon (who owns the movie) says it'll then premiere for the rest o' us in "Late Summer" in both theaters and on streaming. So there, a thing to look forward to. Holy Motors (which I reviewed here) was my second favorite film of 2012 (after Moonrise Kingdom) and to say I'm looking forward to this would be an understatement. (Also I can't believe it's been nine years!) Lots of gorgeous crazy visuals in that trailer anyway! Of course I only giffed the Sexy Adam Driver moments though cuz duh.
Thursday, January 14, 2021
Greta's Back, Baby
"White Noise tells the story of Jack Gladney, his fourth wife, Babette, and four ultramodern offspring as they navigate the rocky passages of family life to the background babble of brand-name consumerism. When an industrial accident unleashes an "airborne toxic event," a lethal black chemical cloud floats over their lives. The menacing cloud is a more urgent and visible version of the "white noise" engulfing the Gladneys-radio transmissions, sirens, microwaves, ultrasonic appliances, and TV murmurings-pulsing with life, yet suggesting something ominous."
GRETA GERWIG IS GOING TO ACT AGAIN
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) January 14, 2021
2021 IS THE GREATEST YEAR OF OUR LIVES
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Little Green Men, Big Criterion Package
Watch BALL OF FIRE, smile pic.twitter.com/R1fdLCOMWe— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) April 14, 2020
Other titles that Criterion is dropping in July -- a massive boxed-set of Bruce Lee movies, Noah Baumbach's Oscar-winning Marriage Story (that was fast!), and Abbas Kiarostami's Taste of Cherry, which I have never seen. For someone who thinks Certified Copy is one of the greatest films of the new millennium I have actually seen way too few Kiarostami films -- that's what I ought to be rectifying during these quarantine weeks, dammit.
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Monday, December 30, 2019
And Now the Men Take a Turn...
Thursday, December 19, 2019
The Rise of Tight Pants
Someone captured Oscar Isaac fixing Pedro Pascal's collar and We'll Never Be The Same pic.twitter.com/If7ICw9Qbs— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) December 19, 2019
Tuesday, December 10, 2019
I Can't Spell Away This Hurt
Monday, December 02, 2019
Know From Adam
Thursday, October 17, 2019
The One Where Adam Driver Wins An Oscar
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.Pretty sure this is one of my least popular opinions but I'm never gonna get why Randy Newman is venerated, his scores are hokey* and distracting, and he's the only thing keeping me from calling Marriage Story perfect— His Name Was Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) October 5, 2019
*this worked in the case of Pleasantville
Anyway the latest poster (seen above) and trailer (seen below) have gotten dropped on our goofy faces this here very day, and that's what we're really here about. Watch, luxuriate, appreciate and enjoy, before Adam Driver wins his Oscar: