Everybody's Werkin' It For the Weekend...

Don't ask me what movie or TV show that gif of French-Algerian hunk Nassim Lyes is from as I haven't a clue -- all I know is it's a perfect distilliation of my energy right now, whilst also displaying Nassim Lyes in a speedo. What else is there but rage and bulges? Anyway that seems a good place to leave us as I head off to visit family and friends for an extended weekend in lovely (i.e. frigid) upstate New York -- I will be back in town on Tuesday and I will be back to blogging on Wednesday. Well blogging here, that is -- I will have a movie review going up before then at Pajiba on Friday, so make sure to check there for that if you're jonesing for my eloquence. Until then just make like Nassim and whip 'em out and shoot shoot shoot!

Good Morning, World

Nassim Lyes is gonna take us for a ride 

this morning! Hop in the back!

Good Afternoon, Gratuitous Nassim Lyes

This morning I couldn't quite bring myself to call it a "good morning" but after spending the past hour going through several new batches of photographs of French-Algerian actor Nassim Lyes I am indeed inclined toward calling this a "good afternoon." And I want to share this spurt (heh) of good feeling with each and every one of you in the hopes that you might have a satisfied smile on your face as well once you're done looking through these. Nassim first caught my eye back in 2021 in the horror film Kandisha and I did a great big gratuitous post on him at the time -- and believe me it is well worth clicking over to that post too. 

But since then I've seen him in two more movies -- the deliciously ridiculous "Paris floods and is taken over by sharks" disaster movie Under Paris and director Xavier Gens' knock-down-drag-out action thriller Mayhem! (I shared the trailer for that here) -- and they were both a lot of fun and Nassim makes for an ace action-hero. I mean he obviously looks the part (obviously!) but he's got charisma and screen presence on top of the muscles. (Ohh to be that charisma, just so I could be on top of those muscles.) Point being France is lucky to have him and you're all lucky that I have access to his Instagram account which is where I swiped most of these pictures in a bid to maybe make our afternoon a little bit cheerier. Hit the jump for 30+ more photos...

Nassim Lyes Whoops That Ass

Not sure that I will have the time to write a full and proper review of Frontier(s) director Xavier Gens' new chaotic action flick Mayhem! (yes the title includes an exclamation point) starring former MMA fighter Nassim Lyes before it's out on Friday but anything involving Nassim demands at least some attention, for obvious reasons. And Mayhem! is pretty good to boot! Does it gain some of that "good" just due to the fact that Nassim is so easy on the eyes? 

You guess. But Gens is a solid filmmaker and the action scenes get crazier and crazier as the film rolls along until there's one in an elevator near the end that had me literally screaming from the over-the-top brutality of it. It's basically a warmed-up Jean-Claude Van Damme script from 1990 -- you could even kind of say it's the Van Damme version of You Were Never Really Here but that line doesn't fit right in my mouth; writing it makes me want to apologize to Lynne Ramsay.

But it's nice basic throwback kind of movie that doesn't ask anything from its audience except to watch people kick the shit out of one another for a couple of hours and as such it was exactly what I needed last night. Like I said up top it's hitting some theaters and VOD this Friday -- here's the trailer:

All that said if you've never seen our big Nassim Lyes
post, click here. I promise you won't be sorry.

It's That Sweet Fantasia Time Yet Again!

Hard to believe it's already the start of August, right? On the one hand I'm happy about that because I wish nothing more than the total and complete annihilation of the summer season every year, and August, while wretched, is at least the ass-end of it. On the other hand I'm sad that time's flying by because death, sweet death, is hurtling forward. But on the third hand I'm thrilled it's August because August every year means it's time for the grand Fantasia International Film Festival! 

Based out of Montreal (and celebrating its 25th edition here in 2021) we here at MNPP have been covering the fest for four years now from a distance -- maybe one year I'll attend in person, I've always wanted to see Montreal, but 2021 is obviously not the one. But I always see several surprising and wonderful genre films thanks to them every year; they do ace stuff. This year's festival begins this Thursday August 5th, and runs for three whole weeks, until the 25th -- you can check their full line-up at this link, but it's a whole lot and so I'm going to highlight some stuff for you. Because you're here and you trust my opinion, right? (That was your first mistake.) 

Some of these I'll be reviewing in the weeks ahead, some of these I have already seen and reviewed at previous fests, and some of these I probably won't get the chance to see but really really really want to -- they all sound like good news to me, is the point.

20 Films You Should See at Fantasia 2021

The Night House -- I'm supposed to see this later this month as it's out in actual theaters on August 20th, but this chiller starring the ever-great Rebecca Hall has gotten a lot of great notices since it premiered at Sundance way back in 2020. Rebecca Hall! Yes, please.

Alien on Stage -- I already saw this tremendously entertaining documentary earlier this year at SXSW and I reviewed it right here -- a chest-burstingly feel-good crowd-pleaser if ever there was one it tells the story of a group of small-town Brits who decide to adapt Ridley Scott's classic horror flick Alien for the stage and whose sudden viral success far outpaces their modest means. I adore this movie.

Strawberry Mansion -- I saw this at Sundance (reviewed it right here) and it won't be everybody's cuppa - it's hella quirky in that Michel Gondry sort of lo-fi way - but I found its endlessly delightful and weird in ways I still haven't gotten out of my head.  

The Sadness -- I don't recall Fantasia ever slapping trigger warnings on their horror flicks before, but this Taiwanese zombie flick comes with several and that's good enough for me! You can't trigger the already dead inside! (In all seriousness this movie is deeply fucked up -- more to come soon.)

Great Yokai War Guardians -- It's Takashi Miike! Of course I wanna see this one! The Closing Night film, this is the sequel to Miike's 2006 flick about adorable war demons and the kiddies who love them -- I haven't seen the original one since 2006 and should probably revisit it before diving in here, I guess. But assume craziness.

We're All Going to the World's Fair -- Another one I saw at Sundance, but I never got around to reviewing it -- that's not due to it being anything less than fascinating though, and I haven't stopped thinking about this one all year. And it's got a terrific lead performance from newcomer Anna Cobb, who's already been scooped up to co-star in Luca Guadagnino's new flick with Timmy! 

The Feast -- Another super super duper movie I saw at SXSW, I reviewed the deeply dark horror flick The Feast right here. Here's a whiff of what Is aid about it at the time:

"... an unsettling and hypnotic little parable about the haves and the have-nots and what one will do to the other and the other right back to have what they had, want, and rightly or un-rightly demand. It's brim with weirdos and secrets bubbling up from beneath the black surface and the diseases of cordoned-off eccentricities left to rot and fester in their own heady stew, delicious au jus..."

Beyond the Infinite Two Minutes -- A clever and quirky time-travel comedy from Japan where the characters get trapped in a two-minute-ahead time-loop of sorts. This is great brain-teasing fun.

The Last Thing Mary Saw -- A period horror flick that stars Isabelle Fuhrman and Rory Culkin; they had me at Fuhrmann!

The Righteous -- I'll just admit up front that I want to see this one entirely based on the fact that I have a desperate crush on its writer-director-star Mark O'Brien (see why here), who you oughta recognize from the show Halt & Catch Fire or the horror flick Ready or Not. But sometimes crushes are enough! They lead us into places we might not go otherwise! That said this is an "occult horror film" so I'd be going to this place anyway. It also stars Henry Czerny, seen above, who already co-starred with O'Brien in Ready or Not. And we dig him too.

Catch the Fair One -- This flick rightly won the Audience Award for Best Narrative Feature at Tribeca earlier this summer; I didn't write it up but it's a barn-burner of a thriller with a stand-out turn from its leading lady Kali Reis, who plays an ex-boxer whose sister goes missing -- you have heard that plot description a million times but this movie goes to unexpected places!

King Car -- More to come soon on this wacko Brazilian flick but this one was a very happy surprise! It's about a young man who can talk to cars, and shit gets real fucking weird real fucking fast. It's kind of like Bacurau meets Jumbo, the recent movie that had Portrait of a Lady star Noémie Merlant falling in love with a carnival ride, and that's all I'll say about that.

Cryptozoo -- Speaking of real weird I've been telling y'all y'all need to see Dash Snow's newest nutso animation ever since Sundance (I posted the trailer right here a few weeks back) and here's a chance! Otherwise it's out here in theaters in the US on August 20th, but I'm not sure about streaming. I would try to describe this movie but I don't see any positive in me trying to do that. It's one of a kind.

Broadcast Signal Intrusion -- This was one I really wanted to see at SXSW but missed due to an error on their platform -- cut to me falling to my knees and screaming "Nooo!" a la Darth Vader. But Fantasia came through! More on it soon, but it's a surreal little nightmare starring the lovely Harry Shum Jr -- think Blow Out meets, I don't know, The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched-- This fantabulous three-plus-hour documentary about the films of Folk Horror screened at SXSW as well; here is my review. Be prepared to keep notes, because it's a glorious and knowledgeable film class all its own. I can't wait to own this so I can skim through it at will and remind myself of the thousand titles it told me about for the very first time!

Wild Men -- I felt bad about not getting around to review this one when I saw it at Tribeca; a dark Danish comedy about a middle-aged dude trying to find himself in nature only to get caught up in a Coenesque crime-caper I really loved it.

Brain Freeze -- The opening night film, this zombie flick from France has some clever twists on the genre and some good class commentary -- Uncle George Romero would be proud. Oh and a main character in this gruesome zombie movie is a baby!

Tombs of the Blind Dead -- Fantasia always screens some restorations of classic flicks and I'd somehow never seen any of Armando De Ossorio's undead-Templar-Knights quadrilogy of 70s/80s films out of Portugal until I got this chance, and I'm already hooked. This is the first of the four films, restored gloriously by the folks at Synapse Films -- I hope they do all four movies!

Mad God -- A full-length stop-motion horror flick from the Phil Tippet, the special-effects genius behind the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park and the big bugs in Starship Troopers? You think I'm not all up in this sucker's business? He's been working on this for thirty years! And here's how Fantasia delightfully describes this one:

"... a Dantean descent into seething theological outrage, its multitude of fascinating monstrosities, an uncanny carnival in the tradition of Hieronymus Bosch, a perpetual-motion machine of biomechanical malevolence..."

The Deep House -- This is one I probably won't be able to see here because as far as I can tell they're only screening it in person in Montreal, but man oh man am I sad about that -- it's the new flick from Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury, the filmmakers behind the 2007 French Extremity classic Inside (as well as the flick Kandisha that hit Shudder earlier this month which I spoke briefly about here.). But most importantly it's about a Haunted House at the bottom of a lake! I love that idea so much.

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There are literally dozens and dozens more movies showing at Fantasia, so I say go check out this line-up here. I couldn't even make a small dent in all of the awesomeness. I didn't even delve into all of the short films; hell I didn't even mention how they've got the new Suicide Squad movie, for goodness' sake. Fantasia rules. And please stay tuned over the next few weeks as the fest runs for reviews from yours truly.

Good Weekend, Gratuitous Nassim Lyes

Have I got a gift for y'all before I take off for this week's three-day weekend! If y'all follow me on Twitter then y'all saw me bring up French-Algerian actor Nassim Lyes on July 1st, which (not coincidentally!) was the same night I watched a screener of the horror film Kandisha which whaddya know co-stars Nassim Lyes. 

My favorite thing about the half hour I just spent staring at Nassim’s Instagram (well okay one of my favorite things) was spotting this comment from Charisma Carpenter, who speaks for all of us pic.twitter.com/y8ITPm4IkN

— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) July 1, 2021

Kandisha is from the directing duo Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury, who in 2007 gave us the hella disturbing pregnancy horror flick called Inside. And Kandisha is also out on Shudder right this very minute! My verdict, you ask? I say it should be checked out. It's not perfect but it has its moments, including some of the most insane and creative gore I've seen in awhile, as well as, oh right...

... Nassim Lyes. His role's not huge in it but he does have a scene set in a bathhouse where he wears only a towel and that makes it all worth it. Anyway I immediately gathered up a load of photos of Nassim after watching that film (a lot of them via his own Insta so obviously follow him there) -- dunno if you've seen him in anything yourselves (he's been acting for about a decade now) but if you did the best chance I'd wager would've been in the limited series The Spy, which starred Sacha Baron Cohen...

... and which, according to my research, involved a lot of extremely homoerotic tension between the two as they got naked and bathed together. While having mustaches! (You'll see much more of "my research" down below.) I guess I should watch The Spy then? It is on Netflix so it'd be easy. (Oh and he went by "Nassim Si Ahmed" in its credits; he appears to've changed his name in just the past year). 

Anyway, there. I gave y'all things to stare at and do over the next several days -- you can report back, or just go into a fugue state while staring at the nigh on thousands of photos of Nassim that I've got for you after the jump, which ever and whatever...