Showing posts with label Matthew McConaughey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matthew McConaughey. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Turn My Frown Upside Down, Pedro Pascal


I'm really loath to be a sour bitch about the news of Park Chan-wook making another movie -- and a movie back here in the U.S. no less, his first since Stoker! (He has made two T.V. series in English since then -- The Little Drummer Girl in 2018 and The Sympathizer in 2024.) But much like the casting of Robert Downey Jr. in The Sympathizer the casting news today is making this news more bitter than sweet for me -- Variety is reporting that he's planning on making a Western called The Brigands of Rattlecreek next (fantastic title) that will star two people I like in Pedro Pascal and Tang Wei, and two people I very very much do not like in Matthew McConaughey and Austin Butler. To be fair McConaughey and Butler have both given performances I've liked in the past -- McConaughey in Magic Mike, Butler in The Bikeriders and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood -- but seeing their names generally fills me more with dread than it does anticipation. I find the hype around Butler particularly inexplicable. (He is terrible in Dune 2. TERRIBLE.) And since The Sympathizer remains the only project of Park's that I have very little desire to revisit thanks to RDJ stinking that thing up, lisping around like a gross caricaiture, the still sore burn of recent bias eats away at me, reading this news. SIGH. I will attempt to be a bigger man, dig up some tatters of optimism from deep, deep within. Here is how they describe the story:

"The Brigands of Rattlecreek is described as 'an iconic tale of vengeance and retribution set in the American West.' A synopsis of the project explains: 'A capstone of the themes Park Chan-wook has plumbed across his entire body of work to date, the film is an emotionally explosive and visually stunning meditation on the consequences of violence, the value of family, the power of memory, and the true cost of life.'"

Thursday, June 27, 2024

Let's Hear It For The Paperboy


Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman are reuniting in a movie for Netflix this weekend called A Family Affair, for the first time since Lee Daniels' The Paperboy in 2012... so naturally I had to write about The Paperboy. How could I not? Head on over to Mashable where I make the case in this movie's defense -- I genuinely think it's Daniels' best movie, and preciesly because of the way it deliberately wields camp. We should appreciate Daniels more dammit!


Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Glen Again


I don't feel like drawing too much attention to this Glen Powell article at Interview Magazine because 1) he is chatting with Matthew McConaughey and I can't stand Matthew McConaughey (but I do admit pairing good-ol-Texas-boys Glen Powell & Matthew McConaughey makes 1000% sense). But their chat is pretty boring -- it's all about what happens in the moment you become a movie star, blah blah blah. Anyway the other reason I'm only linking over to this without too much air given to it is that the photos aren't very exciting -- given what Glen is capable of delivering these Interview photos are a snooze! But I do like the one photo above, so that's why we're here at all. That one photo. (And also the fact that I am really fucking dying to see Twisters already. Gimme Twisters!)

Friday, May 03, 2024

Let's Fall Into the Weekend, Guys


Well somehow it's Friday, don't ask me how, and the weekend is here. I don't have any reviews going up today which is fine by me since my brain has been fully dysfunctional this week -- I blame the pollen but it's probably just dementia setting in. Whatever. Twas inevitable. That said I have seen two of the movies that are in theaters today -- one of them, Jane Schoenbrun's I Saw the TV Glow, I have seen twice and I will be reviewing that -- just not until it opens wide in two weeks. It's only in NYC and LA today. But if you're in one of those places go see it! It's [spoiler alert for my eventual review] awesome [end spoiler alert]. And the other one is The Fall Guy with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt, which is fun. I am terribly happy I don't have to review that because I could not possibly be bothered to come up with more than that, I don't think. Gosling & Blunt have mega-watt chemistry which the dumb story coasts on for awhile, and the stunts are very much worth seeing on a big screen. But the movie is at least half an hour too long. As far as David Leitch Action Movies go it's no Atomic Blonde, but it's better than the Deadpool movies. Also this is a hoot:


And that's that. Oh well one more thing I guess as long as I am in a rambling mood -- I just added a shit-ton of movies for sale on eBay, so if you're in the market for some physical media head on over and make me an offer on something. Then I can in turn buy more movies for myself. It is, dare I say, the circle of life.



Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Lone Star (1996)

Otis: It's not like there's a line between the good people
and the bad people. It is not like you're one or the other.

A happy day for us movie nerds as a criminally underrated and underappreciated gem of 90s cinema is getting its proper due with John Sayles' Lone Star hitting 4K Criterion blu-ray today! I haven't seen this since I was in college so I'm dying to tear this sucker open and give it another spin -- looking through his filmography this had to be the first time I ever saw Chris Cooper in anything (which is a good reminder that I still have never seen the 1993 movie This Boy's Life with Dicaprio & De Niro alongside Cooper in there somewhere) and I immediately remember him leaving an impression. (I also remember Matthew McConaughey, in a uniform and still thick in his sweaty beefy hot Texan phase, leaving an impression.) Any fans of this movie out there?



Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Wherefore Art Thou Criterion


It's the happiest day of the month, Criterion Announcement Day! Where the company called Criterion announces all of their new titles for home video release. Today's announcement takes us to the releases of February 2023, but while we'll no doubt be chilly ourselves there in the dead of winter these releases are anything but. Take for example Franco Zefferelli's 1968 take on William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, which they're dropping onto blu-ray on (awww) Valentine's Day. Anybody else watch this in English class in high school? Do they do that anymore? As much as I love the Baz Luhrmann version I really hope they're not showing that in English classes nowadays. Still, Leonard Whiting's bum was inspirational for many of us so I hope the younger generations will now get to appreciate it in gorgeous 4K. 

Also in February -- Krzysztof Kieślowski's masterpiece "Three Colors" trilogy of Blue and White and Red is getting upgraded to 4K! A grand excuse to re-watch these, it's been ages. Well I've seen Blue several times over the years as that's always been my favorite (Binoche-head that I am) but the other two could definitely use another look. And I have a feeling I'll appreciate them even more now that I've got all of these years piled on me, than I did when I was in my early 20s watching them the first time. That hits on February 7th, while on the 28th Robert Townsend's 1987 film Hollywood Shuffle is hitting the Collection. I have never seen it, which is shameful, especially since the description of the film they share -- a Hollywood satire making fun of how all 1980s Hollywood wants is "an Eddie Murphy type" -- sounds rife with possibility. 

Also getting a 4K upgrade is Richard Linklater's seminal 1993 classic Dazed and Confused, hitting on February 21st. I've never been Linklater's biggest fan but I do like Dazed - I mean it's got Parker Posey so I have to, legally speaking. I haven't seen it in many a year either -- all I really remember is McConaughey, which seems about right, as he was still fuckable then. Anyway last but hardly least on the 28th Criterion is releasing a two-film boxed-set of director Marguerite Duras films, including India Song from 1975 and Baxter, Vera Baxter from 1977. I've not seen either -- I've never seen any of Duras' work! -- but I have always wanted to and this seems a perfect introduction. I mean they both star Delphine Seyrig for god's sake! Delphine Seyrig is one of the jewels in our crown. Anybody seen these?


Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

 ... you can learn from:

Magic Mike (2012)

Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch!
But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight.

Magic Mike came out ten years ago today! Isn't that nuts?
I'm sorry but that's nuts. Soon enough (I would guess next
summer) we'll have a third movie. But we'll always have this:

And this:

And this:

People like to pretend this movie didn't offer up 
the goods but those people are no good.
I think those people need to be punished...



Thursday, February 10, 2022

Which is Hotter?


Netflix is dropping a new Texas Chainsaw movie on February 18th and after the poster and trailer dropped last week (watch it here) a bunch of Horror Film Twitter seemed to take it as a challenge to rank and/or re-watch a bunch of the Texas Chainsaw movies. And weirdly, as much as I adore Tobe Hooper's original, this is a franchise I'd seen very little of? Until this week I'd only seen four of the nine films -- besides the original I'd seen its sequel, and then I'd seen the 2003 remake and its sequel. In both instances the diminishing returns had turned me off keeping going with the franchise, so I'd never seen the two films from the 90s...

... which famously have Viggo Mortensen (in the third) and Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger (in the fourth) -- nor have I seen the 2013 3D film or Leatherface from 2017. Anyway last night, inspired by everybody's talk, I did go back and watch the 1990 film (called Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III) and the 1994 film (called The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation) and I tweeted some about it...


... although not as much as I expected to, because that third movie is some soul-slashing dreck and put me in a most foul mood indeed. The fourth film, the one with McConaughey & Zellweger on the other hand, is a hoot -- nobody leaves any scenery un-masticated, but besides that it's got an actually funny script with some swell zingers, and it's mostly not just a tired retread of the original's beat-of-beat, which is what kills the Viggo movie dead. Next Gen eventually falls prey to some of that -- does every single one of these have to lead to a dinner scene with the kooky meat-lovin' clan??? -- but it zigs more than it zags. Anyway I saved the important question for last...

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Monday, June 22, 2020

11 Off My Head: RIP Joel Schumacher

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Joel Schumacher, the oft critically reviled director who slapped nipples on the Batman suit and probably did enough blow in the 1970s with his pal Halston to keep every drug dealer in the continental United States flush for a lifetime, has died at the age of 80. Honestly I kinda loved Joel, even though his movies often deserved their shit rep. I briefly met him at a party once and he was very nice! (But then I was 20 years old and, judging by his interest, probably his type.) Anyway I considered doing a list of my five favorite films of his -- and I could, because critically reviled or not he made some terrific movies (and yes, as I just recently mentioned I include Batman & Robin on that list of terrific movies.) But my first and best thought was of the most important gift he gifted us with, which was an obscene amount of cinematic male beauty over the years. Just astonishing amounts. Bless him.

11 of My Favorite Joel Schumacher Gratuities

Henry Cavill in Blood Creek

Jason Patric in The Lost Boys (more here)

Chris O'Donnell in Batman & Robin 

Colin Farrell in Tigerland (more here)

Matthew Davis in Tigerland (more here)

Rob Lowe in St Elmo's Fire

Billy Baldwin in Flatliners

Patrick Wilson in Phantom of the Opera

Cam Gigandet in Trespass

Billy Magnussen in Twelve (See more here)

Matthew McConaughey in A Time To Kill
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What are thoughts on Joel Schumacher?
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Friday, June 12, 2020

Something Majors Is Happening

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I am only about halfway through Spike Lee's new film Da 5 Bloods on Netflix right now and I'm digging it but the movie had to be paused, it had to be, when I just now stumbled upon this new photo-shoot of my beloved Jonathan Majors for Interview Magazine. See, I got very excited when he showed up in the film...


... and one thing scooched over to another, bada-bing here we are. If you don't recognize Mr. Majors that means you haven't seen my 5th favorite movie of 2019 The Last Black Man in San Francisco, and you need to fix that immediately -- here's my review and all that but just go watch the damn movie. It's on Prime and it is astonishing.

Anyway in the magazine he chats with Matthew McConaughey of all people (I guess they worked together previously) but surprisingly, given the McConaughey of it, it's a good chat -- click on over to read it. And then go watch Da 5 Bloods on Netflix, and then hit the jump for the rest of this goddamned sweet photo-shoot (which PS is super-duper HQ if you click on the pics too)...

Friday, January 24, 2020

Do Dump or Marry: These Three Gentlemen

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Besides the little bit I had to say this morning about the gay panic of it all I don't really have that much of an opinion on Guy Ritchie's The Gentlemen out in theaters today -- for all of the screaming "cunts" and running and such it's a weirdly flat movie that thinks it's far more clever and way more funny than it ever actually is. I mean the entire thing leads to two third-act "reveals" that are both obvious from the furthest reaches of outer space ten minutes in, and it just sort of spins around them for two hours and then is over. But, just like Ritchie's similarly just-fine Man From UNCLE movie, it does have a great looking cast in great looking costumes and sometimes that can carry one through the patchier parts.

Which brings me to today's edition of our "Do Dump or Marry" series! Gentlemen stars Henry Golding (above), with Colin Farrell and Charlie Hunnam (below) -- you get one night with one (Do), a lifetime of nights with another (Marry) or zero zip nada nights with the last (Dump). So go'n give us your bloody answers in the comments, ya buncha geezahs!
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Good Morning, World

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Guy Ritchie's film The Gentlemen is out in theaters today and watching it earlier this week I thought a lot about Tom Hardy's openly gay gangster character in RockNRolla -- somebody who cares about Guy Ritchie (i.e. not me) should probably write a piece about homosexuality in Ritchie's glam-butch testosterone world of tough-talkers who're are to a tee absolutely obsessed with faggotry. The Gentlemen has Hugh Grant leering and groping at Charlie Hunnam for most of its run-time, which, I mean, I feel that. I do. But at times I think the movie flirts with making Grant's sexuality a defect in itself? It's hard to tell sometimes where the aggressiveness of the character's world ends and the point of view of the filmmaker ends, is my point. Even when Grant's not on screen there's an air, a mist, a miasma, of gay panic about. I do suppose all y'all who go to see the movie this weekend can tell me what you think on that subject. I will say that Charlie looks mighty grab-able in the role though... 


Wednesday, January 08, 2020

James Badge Dale Seven Times

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I'm always surprised when I notice that James Badge Dale is a year younger than me -- it's like that famous McConaughey line from Dazed and Confused but like, its opposite. Anyway the stache he's sporting in this Da Man photo-shoot (via, thanks Mac) is only exacerbating that Junior Daddy sensation, and now I have to go stare at the gifs of him butching out in that Michael Bay movie immediately! Funny how often that happens. Anyway the rest of this photo-shoot, including an on-set video and some gifs I made from it can be found here after the jump...

Wednesday, October 02, 2019

My Kind of Gentlemen

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Well this isn't fair, Guy Ritchie! Not fair at all! The trailer for his next flick The Gentlemen, which promises a return to his old comedic thug stomping grounds just with a sprawling all-star cast, has just arrived and look at Charlie Hunnam. Look at him!

For some reason I've just never been able to bring myself around to Guy Ritchie's movies -- I've never seen Snatch, I've never seen Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, hell I've never seen RockNRolla and that has Tom Hardy playing gay! But the bastard has gone and slapped a beautifully groomed Charlie, with a beautifully groomed beard for a change, in a shawl-collar cardigan and glasses and a tie for god's sake...

... Fine, Guy Ritchie. Fine. You win.
And that's before I even get to...

... Colin Farrell looking wonderfully insane, or...

... Henry Golding looking like Henry Golding. 
Ya done broke me, dude. Here's the trailer:
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The Gentlemen is out on January 24th.
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Friday, March 29, 2019

Rendezvous With Diane

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I haven't seen either of the big new movies in theaters this weekend yet -- that'd be Tim Burton's Dumbo and Harmony Korine's The Beach Bum -- although I'm hoping to carve out enough time to do that in between Tribeca screenings. But I have seen one of the smaller movies out this weekend! One that I can definitely recommend. I saw director Kent Jones' Diane -- starring veteran character actress Mary Kay Place as the small-town mother of a small-town drug addict (played by veteran hey-it's-that-guy Jake Lacy) -- at Tribeca last year and it was one of the best movies at a very stacked festival. Here's my review, and here's a choice bit from my review:

"Jones' camera mostly keeps its distance, shooting these places and faces with a true Northeastern respect-my-space familiarity. For her part Mary Kay never goes for the jugular with any of the material, knowing full well how to make us lean in and feel something just by virtue of her beautiful stillness."
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Monday, March 25, 2019

A Bum For All Seasons

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Even though I haven't seen the latter yet the one-two-punch of the utterly ridiculous Serenity (my review here) and this week's Harmony Korine film The Beach Bum is making me reconsider my thickly developed distaste for Matthew McConaughey. Before 2013 I was usually fine with him (he's very funny in Magic Mike) but that Dallas Buyers Oscar season really curdled my opinion and it hasn't rebounded. (Ughhh, True Detective.) But Serenity was so hysterically bad it was admirable, and The Beach Bum looks like a thing I might enjoy, and so here we are. Here we are looking back at Korine's last film, that is, with this week's "Beauty vs Beast" over at The Film Experience. Look at my shit!!!