Another Funny one from B-

While listening to the presidential debates tonight...
Katie - "Doug, should we be Democrats, because we're poor?"
Ben - "Mom, you're not Dumb-a-crats."

I guess that answers that question...

Epidermis...

Mom - "Ben, are you gonna eat that? You can do it - show me what you're made of!"
B- "Mom, I'm made of skin."