A Honey Headache and Presents

At last my humans are back from their long holiday, and now I can do some bear blogging.

There's just one a problem - it's a big one so I need some beary kind words of niceness - I ate soooooo much honey while they were away, I have a bad case of "Honey Bear Headache"

My humans said that it sounds very bad but it will wear off in time.  I told them it was their fault  because honey was all I had to eat but they just laughed and said that bears love honey so I wasn't to  grizzle any more.  No kind words of niceness coming from them. Oh, but they said thank you for washing all the used honey jars and then they gave me some presents.

A beautiful bag with a silver elephant on it and little silver bells on the bottom of it.  This bag came from a place called Chiang Rai which is in Thailand, a long way away from here.  Chiang means elephant, so that's pretty good.  I can keep lots of stuff in it and because elephants never forget, perhaps I won't either! Cool!

Then I got the best ever t/shirt.  You might be beary scared when looking on it, but try to be brave. It's a Golden Dragon.  This came all the way from Ha Noi way up in Vietnam - I guess that's why they were away a long time.  Anyway, this year is the the Year of the Dragon so I'm pretty lucky.  The shirt is a bit big for me but my human lady says I will perhaps grow into it and that, until then, she'll wear it for me.  She's kind like that.


I'm a real lucky bear I reckon... 'cept for my rotten honey headache.

Bye for now, Rebs xx ^O^

 

Yay... all the honey I want!!

I've decided what I'm going to do while my humans are away on their holiday...  I'm going to eat all the honey I want.
I checked in the pantry, and there's hundreds of jars of honey in there.  Well, p'raps not hundreds, but LOTS.
I'm starting right away - YAY.

I won't be able to play on my blog for a long, long time though, not until they get back, so I'll wish you all a big beary goodbye for now and see you later.
Big beary hugs, Rebs xx ^O^

I wanna come toooooooooooooo !!!

Things have been all frantic around the house lately.  My humans have been racing around like mad things, doing this, doing that. 

It's because they're going on a big adventure -  to lands far away.

I've been told that I can spend some time on my boat, or I can visit some bearfriends, or just please myself what I'd like to do.  

What I'd like to do is GO ON THE TRIP WITH THEM !!

I've looked up those far away lands on the computer.  They look like fun.


I've even been practising eating with chopsticks!

But, no, they said I couldn't come because they were travelling light.  TRAVELLING LIGHT ...  I don't weigh much!  Huh.

I put on my very best tantrum the other day too - made no difference.

Finally, I've hatched a plan.  I'm going to be a stowaway. They'll never know!

Uh oh,  my human lady just walked in and caught me.  "nice try Rebs" said she.

Oh well, think I'll hop on my boat and sail away for a few months, on my own adventure .... Tahiti looks nice!

'bye ^O^ Rebs xx

Arrrrrrr, i be Wenchbear Rebs

ahoy all ye landlubbers - be hearty and know i am a pirate of the high lakes... lifting anchor and joining those fearsome pirates Baron Rob Brown Beard, an Grayum Farting Cutlass over at Bob T Bear (esq.)'s Talk Like a Pirate Day

thars all be a lot of fun and games going on there... my timbers are a'shiverin'  

Wenchbear Rebs ^O^ xx

Some more renovating (not so happy) pics!

I did a real good job helping.
So good, that, from now on, I'm allowed to work the drill.  I'm The Official Drill Worker.
True.
Really.
Well, sometimes.
Ok... only when my human man is around.
Um... well, not really.  I guess I was fibbin'.  But I did it once - and here's my picture to prove it:

My humans won't let me near the Sugar Soap anymore either.

I was thirsty.  The bottle label readed 'S U G A R' - so I poured a drink. 

I got soooooo sick they had to take me to the Bears Hospital for Sick Bears

That's why I've been away for a while!
I'm all better now.
^O^ Rebs xx

Shocking Revelation. Census Discrinimates Against Bears !!!

Calling all Bears.  This is very important.  I have found a very wrong thing.

It started like this.  I sat down with my human man to do our Census form on the computer.  

There was a rude shock awakening for me !!

The government did not include boxes for bears to tick.  It was a terrible shock on me.  My arms went up in a feeling of disbelief.  You can see in the photo of my disbelief feeling.

We bears are being discrinimated on.
We exist and we have feelings.
^O^ Rebs xx

FINALLY I am allowed back !!!!

Hi  - after a lot of whining and shuffling of my cute furry pawfeet and sending sad looks to my human lady, she turned on the little laptop computer-for-bears-only and here I am back on my blog again.  I've been stuck on her office table for ages and ages, with just a lot of dumb books for company!

Today is an important day. My humans started "Renovations".  I'm not really sure what that means, but there's a list on the frig door and it's long.  Whenever they talk about "Renovations", they both look at the list.  Anyway, I was told that I could help as long as I didn't get into trouble.

???? trouble .... me?????

I went into the "Renovations" room and had a look around.

I had just been over visiting Buttons' blog and saw how brave he was climbing up that huge ladder to the very toppest part of the roof.  I decided I would be brave and try to climb this small ladder. I found a safety hat ... just in case.  

Wow - I don't feel brave at all.  It's scary. I just hung on and yelled and yelled.

No one heard me, although I did hear laughing down in the kitchen. 

In the end, I gave up yelling and decided to jump into the bag of torn off bits of wallpaper.  I remembered Jerry and Ben saying that if I ever jumped off anything, I should make sure there was something soft to land on. This was soft!  

I'm safe. Phew.

Now I've just got to go and comb my fur and make sure my beautiful eyelashes didn't get all mussed up.

Bye for now,  Rebs ^O^ xx  

It's Ok - it is not a spider photo

Here is another photo. Do not be scared. It is not a spider. It is the eyelashes on the left side of my face. The ones on the right side are beautiful too, but these are the best.

Even bears have to obey the rules

Rule # 1: It's important to buckle up 
when you're in a car

 Rule # 2: When you have games like 
"hiding in the sun visor", you 
must always make sure the 
visor stays up

Rule # 3: When hanging upside-down 
from the sun visor, only do it on the
passenger's side, never the driver's

Rule # 5: When you are driving, and
you cannot see over the steering
wheel, it is ok to ask the
passenger to tell you where to go

Guess who I am

Hi... this is a guessing thing.  Here's some clues.  I'm a bit late... um.... over a whole week late (but that's because my human lady reckoned she needed a break from her blog, so I had to take a break too!).
The other clue is that I'm not scary.  I'm pretty nice.  Can you guess?

Yay.... I'm the Easter Bunny

Uh Oh.  This is a double trick..... because I'm not the Easter Bunny.  

It's me, Rebel

Yukky Bean Bags!

I was asked by my human lady to sit on one of the bean bags they'd just finished making, so she could take a picture.

Well, of course I refused.... what am I a "Bean Bag Model"--- nah!   Anyway, she ordered me to sit on one and, well, look what happened. I got sunk into it.  Serves them right for being mean to me!

Another picture ... a scary one!

I am still being a photographer for my new career and here is my next picture.  It's called Scary Spidey Legs.

I'm back. My broken heart has healed. Now I'm moving on.....

Hi. Thanks for coming back. I've been moping around for ages. See,  I ended up falling in love with that great big lump of a Vinnie. But he done me wrong. It's all water under the bridge now, so I'm getting on with my life. Moving on.  I'm a new bear now and have a new career.  Read on.....

My human has got a new
camera, so she said I
could have her old one.

 I've decided to become a
Photographer.

My First Photo .... Yay!
Oh, I'm good.

Merry Christmas

I was forced to sit so close to Vinnie
but, other than that we all had fun
making our Christmas picture

Christmas pic - in the rain!

aw heck.... been told to pose for a Christmas pic and the rain starts - again!

I'm back home for Christmas... but what a shock!

Ok, well, I'm back.

Got greeted by this new guy, Vinnie, sitting in my chair. Large as life as if he owned the place.

Not too happy. What were my humans thinking! 

He's sort of good looking I guess. His nose is a nice shape..... but..... heck!   What's a bear to do - I come home ready to be all nice and cheery for Christmas, expecting a rousing reception and all I get is "Oh, hi Rebel you're back - meet Vinnie".   I just don't know what to think!! 

His ears are soooo big and round and kind of flop in
a cute way when he talks.

I'll definitely be gone for some time !!

My visit to the island aquarium

I'm on holiday and may be gone for some time !!!

A little stroll through the rainforest after lunch

The Movie is Breaking all Known Box Office Records!!

Well, the movie has had it's premiere and it's breaking all known box office records!!
Antony and I were the toast of Bearsville.
Ah, being famous is so wonderful, I feel I'm a legend in my own mind.

Us receiving congratulations
at the After Movie Party !!

A Special Preview of a Promo - finally!!