Attack the Fun Packz (II)

Aiyoyo o o o o yo yo
how come so liddat

NO o o o o o o o I
wan my money back

Come I, also ca-an
laun laun, write xiao-bian
song for, ND pee pee
Confirm bet-ter man

O la, o lala ah
Lam lam, lamparpar
lan lan, lanlanjiao
Ai jio your fun packs

Take out my stick, my di-is-co stick
You can (verb) it, it wont make you sick
Let's wave my stick
Wave wave wave
Let's wave my stick
Take out my light stick, it grows in the dark
It's interactive, means you can (verb)
grows in the dark,
Oh oh oh
grows in the dark

(SPOKEN)
You know that I want to
And you know that I need to
I want it bad, bad, so bad

I wan Newater and I wanna cold drink
And then I think I'll need a shrink
I wan a biscuit and I wanna sweet
oh look we're on Sesame Street

Aiyoyo o o o o yo yo
How did we go so wrong
Aiyoyo o o o o o o
Worse than Elmo song

Tem-po, si be jialat
ly-rics, jialat jialat
syl-la-bles too many,
Black Friday more Saht

I want to (verb) the (verb)er who thought
this song was a good idea
I want a biscuit and I want a sweet
push it up his dairy-air

Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
up his dairy-air
Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
up his hairy-air

Ai-ya ai ya ya
lam par, lam par par
Ga Ga coming la-ah
Attack the fun pack

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And for the win,

Attack the Fun Pack (I)

The Fun Pack Song (to the tune of Bad Romance)
- pulled from the NDP celebrations, for, ah, failing to get rights to alter Lady GaGa's lyrics...
apparently even Lady GaGa found it in bad taste...

(Lyrics by Haresh Sharma)

Oh o o o o o o o o
Time for the fun pack song
Oh o o o o o o o o
We like the fun pack song

Let's start with the bag
That's right, grab your bag
It's the fun pack bag
Attack the fun pack

(REPEAT)

Hold up your flag, don't you forget
You can wave it if you feel like it
Let's wave the flag
Wave wave wave
Let's wave the flag
Take out your light stick, it's two of a kind
It's interactive, means you can join
Just pretend
Oh oh oh... It's a disco

(SPOKEN)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a wet, wet tissue

I want Newater and I want a cold drink
You and me, let's share a bit
I want a biscuit and I want a sweet
You and me, let's share this treat

Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
Time for the fun pack song
Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
We like the fun pack song

Let's start with the bag
That's right, grab your bag
It's the fun pack bag
Attack the fun pack

I want Newater and I want a cold drink
You and me, let's share a bit
I want a biscuit and I want a sweet
You and me, let's share this treat

Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
Time for the fun pack song
Kopi-O o o o o o o o o
We like the fun pack song

Let's start with the bag
That's right, grab your bag
It's the fun pack bag
Attack the fun pack

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(Original)







Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want you leather-studded kiss in the sand
And I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a bad,your bad romance

I want your love
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love and
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your horror
I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window
'Cause baby you're sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a bad,your bad romance

I want your love
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love and
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
http://www.elyricsworld.com/bad_romance_lyrics_lady_gaga.html
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Imma Freak bitch baby

I want your love
And I want your revenge
I want your love
I don’t wanna be friends

Je deux amour
Et te veux ta revanche
Je deux amour
And I want your revenge

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

I want your love
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love and
All your love is revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

The Health Minister Speaketh

I just read the first blog post by our new health minister, and, well, it's not terribly impressive is it.

It's all about how much he's learning about healthcare. There have been no further posts since, and that was two months ago.

This is work redundancy. These are processes that are being relearnt - all the things we need to eliminate to improve efficiency.

I think we really, really need a doctor at the helm of healthcare. Just so that he doesn't have to learn the ropes again, and can't be duped by the soothsayers busy painting a rosy picture of post apocalyptia.

Just my two cents worth.