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UPDATE..

Oops, forgot the commentary..This is an imitation of Wikipedia and a different version of events according to some, who apparently have a sense of humour.  They must be of the same opinion as I about Wikipedia which has become a laughable joke as way too many people have already confessed to changing information according to their doctrinal leanings, instead of telling and entering the truth or facts..

The AGW hysteric Hansen and Johann Hari -

The columnist has also confessed to editing his own Wikipedia entry -- as well as those of others with whom he had disagreements, in "ways that were juvenile or malicious". The admission follows an investigation into his conduct by ex-Independent editor Andreas Whittam Smith.

Wikipedia may just as well be a comedy just like this site is..


UncyclopediA

Feminism is a movement aimed at the promotion of parity between the sexes in political, economic and social rights, with particular emphasis of improving the position of women. Feminists believe that Women are equal to Men. They believe that by believing in such equality they prove themselves to be superior.

Allied to this cause is the notion that women are superhuman beings with god-like wisdom, and yet at the same time fragile little girls. In compensation for years of subjugation, women should, and must, have absolute power over men, and until they do, every woman is so oppressed that she cannot possibly be held responsible for anything she does.

The early campaigners for the vote: The Lollagettes

In the early 1900s when feminists campaigned for the vote (lollage), much violence occurred. Certain feminists were simply not aroused enough by the 'peaceful' regime which involved the frequent molestation of the most senior prime ministers! They broke away from the NUWSS (Naked udderless women seeking sexuality) and became the WSPU (Whale sex pornography unlimited). Demanding their right to vote (suffrage) but for women known as lollage, they were names the Lollagettes.

Even though women received the vote after publicly memorizing the first five letters of the alphabet in 1993, to this day a number of blonde lollagettes still campaign...

Menstruation

Captain Carly, better known as Leslie, is a strong supporter of the feminist movement since he became one in 1819, he was the first boy to become a girl and turn into a feminist.

Serious objections have been raised to this name, because of its male based first syllable. New suggestions are womenstruation, girlstruation, lesbstruation, bleedingbitchstruation and wecontrolallmendoasyouaretoldstruation, "Frustration" also works and it has the best description already for it. When it was pointed out that the root of the word was not actually men but menstrus - which is Latin for "month," the feminists killed 17 men in retaliation for pointing out one of the many flaws in their logic. It has since become taboo to point out any flaws in a feminist's logic.

Feminist Theology
“All men are rapists and that's all they are.”
~ Marilyn French

Feminists have, like jews, 10 commandments in which all feminists must swear are true before becoming an accepted believer.
Men do not have 10 times as much testosterone as women.
Men are socially constructed.
Men are assholes.
Witchcraft is safer and more reliable than math and science.
Lesbianism can conjure up babies (but only females).
Women having total power is equal (superior).
Males are a different species from females.
Dicks are evil.
False rape/stalking/gay allegations are a mighty sword feminist are proud to wield.
Women are super-human.

These Ten Commandments were revealed to ancient feminists by the (obviously) female prophet "Joses", "which is where men who killed Joses got their name for Jesus and Moses, both hopeless rapists".

Feminists also claim that heaven was on Earth and the world was completely sexless and peaceful after God banished Adam to his room for tricking Eve into masturbating with an apple. However, Adam was soon let out and joined with the devil, causing destruction and sexual desires all across the world. The only way to repent, feminists say, is to "give your wife the male position" and let her rape your ass till' the Earth will nova in 2012.
“When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression...”
~ Sheila Jeffrys

Herstory

Feminists believe that men have dominated history, and women have been ignored, with few exceptions. Their response is to reclaim history as herstory and show the world the importance of women. Again - do not try to point out the flawed logic of this idea, as 'history' is in fact derived from the Greek/Latin historias meaning knowledge or learning - nothing whatsoever to do with men.

The first person on the moon is now Nellie Armstrong, and the most famous leader of Rome is now Julie Caesar. Gloria Steinem and Rosie O'Donnell are now to be thought of as male.

Mainstream herstorians widely regard "history" as "utter bullcrap," as women have yet to prove themselves capable of anything outside of their traditional roles of "baking and baby-making," and it is unlikely that any such event has ever occurred. It is worth pointing out due to female failure in their two traditional pursuits, they are about as "valuable to society as a bicycle to a fish."

Origin

Modern Feminism was originally put forward as a joke in ancient Greek times by Ironicles, a philosopher and close friend of Aristotle, and after whom we have the English word irony, a joke nobody understands. Ironicles presented the idea as a satirical view of a society out of control, stating "where the women feel beauty is wrong, where the horses ride women, and who the hell invited the reindeer?" (See: Soviet Russia). The confusion over the last point was recently cleared up when evidence was found of an audience member (most likely Popsicles) proclaiming "get the stupid sod off, she's been on the wine again....tosspot." It is rumored that 115 years later, the great Testicles was castrated by a rabid feminist, released into the Colosseum too early. Apparently, Greek culture had a great influence on Saxons as well.

There is nothing more insulting or raises more heckles in the feminist thinning ranks than mentioning the obvious. The previous post dared to mention that women reported in sick more often than men do, a definite no no..
There have been other occasions where being critical of women have been met with hysterics and denial. We have often mentioned the fact that women are the greater child abusers and murderers. We have demonstrated that female teachers just cannot help themselves by having sex with school boys. We have also shown that women are more prone to taking drugs, be it medical or otherwise, as a recent article showed that cocaine use by women were sky-rocketing. We have demonstrated that women are making more false rape claims now than ever before and yet that does not get the exposure it deserves and is left up to the False Rape Society to do all the legwork as the media is just not interested in making any comment that may be deemed by feminists to be even slighly true or in their opinion, maybe has some slight possibility of being negative..a no no..

So whenever anything is raised about the normal menstrual cycle that women suffer monthly, that is, every month by month by twelve times a year and occasionally even more as it's normally a 28 day cycle and you don't have to be a mathematician to do the sums..

So what affect does that "period" have on the female psyche and how much is she influenced by that endless hormonal flow, is not anything that self deluded feminists want exposed especially not feminists who already are well aware of it's affect and we can read and hear that affect in their rather inhuman comments as if they are constantly under it's control..

Let me count the ways that women are inflicted, overwhelmed, enveloped, overtaken, affected but this normal monthly cycle..
This first bit of fine research demonstrates how women are affected on a different level and something that one is normally not even aware of. It could well be the case that if a woman rejects you today, it may well be worth a try to do it again in a fortnight's time as her cycle actually changes her opinion of you. This may explain how some women will reject you one week and later think you are the greatest guy who walked the earth a week later..

Okay, so it is complicated..

Menstrual cycle variation in women's preferences for the scent of symmetrical men.
Steven W. Gangestad
1 and Randy Thornhill²

Evidence suggests that female sexual preferences change across the menstrual cycle. Women's extra–pair copulations tend to occur in their most fertile period, whereas their intra–pair copulations tend to be more evenly spread out across the cycle. This pattern is consistent with women preferentially seeking men who evidence phenotypic markers of genetic benefits just before and during ovulation. This study examined whether women's olfactory preferences for men's scent would tend to favour the scent of more symmetrical men, most notably during the women's fertile period. College women sniffed and rated the attractiveness of the scent of 41 T–shirts worn over a period of two nights by different men. Results indicated that normally cycling (non–pill using) women near the peak fertility of their cycle tended to prefer the scent of shirts worn by symmetrical men. Normally ovulating women at low fertility within their cycle, and women using a contraceptive pill, showed no significant preference for either symmetrical or asymmetrical men's scent. A separate analysis revealed that, within the set of normally cycling women, individual women's preference for symmetry correlated with their probability of conception, given the actuarial value associated with the day of the cycle they reported at the time they smelled the shirts. Potential sexual selection processes and proximate mechanisms accounting for these findings are discussed.

So even explaining the presence of the "pill" which of it's own accord changes the female perception of you, we also have an additional cycle to deal with as well..

Birth Control Pills Shown to Alter Structure of Women's Brains.. An excerpt..

The Brain Research study prompted breathless news reports suggesting that the pill makes you smarter. But Kinsley and Meyer point out that the brain works like a "neural beehive," and disturbing one part of the hive could impact the other. The fact that one brain region becomes larger than the next does not mean a woman on hormones is more intelligent or effective. It is also possible that her brain is going haywire. (Kinsley and Meyer actually use the word "catawampus.")

We will have to preserve that one for later.."catawampus."..


And from LiveScience we have these interesting facts..

The cycle The typically 28-day menstrual cycle involves the physiological changes that occur in a woman to prepare for a possibility of pregnancy. It is controlled by the reproductive hormone system.
A cycle is divided into four parts and starts on the first day of menstruation, which is the shedding of tissue and blood from the womb.  In the follicular phase, a dominant ovarian follicle—which is a sack that contains the ova, or egg—grows, becoming ready to ovulate. The mature egg is then released in the phase known as ovulation around day 12. The cycle ends with the fertile phase.

Why do Feminists DENY women have periods..?

And some further reading on these previous posts..

Women become smarter and nicer only for seven days of their monthly cycle...