Simply put, Modern Warfare 2 is unplayable these days. What was once a bold and exciting venture into Infinity Ward's definitive new first person shooter is now a gigantic gangbang of glitches, cheaters and hackers. The game's community has split, either joining in on the exploits or seeking support from traumatized fellow vets, huddled around the television as the lobby music loops ad nauseum. Civilized gameplay is a thing of the past, and this once-great shooter has been transformed into a psychotic game of "Family Double Dare," only without Marc Summers to tell the overexcited father to ease up on the buzzer.

Finding a playable game is nearly impossible. This flowchart details the steps we have to go through on a daily basis just to play a decent game of Modern Warfare 2.