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I am afraid of people.

I stepped on and broke George’s glasses.

I am in love with myself.

I wet the bed until I was 10

There’s coke in a match box in my room.

I have a very sensual back

I cannot masturbate with my right hand

I once took a piss on the 7th floor of MOMA

I do not like John

This museum is too hot and my feet are hurting

I never cheated on my wife. It’s true

My shame in not having a secret which has not been shared with someone

I’m afraid to have intercourse

I’ve been sleeping with my boyfriend and we’ve never kissed

I am a coward and nobody knows it

I believe in God

I’m in love with my Gym teacher and I’m 8 years old

I have no money at all!

My father’s mother is crazier than her husband

I do not have any secret.

I am going to destroy a building within five months

I don’t swallow all the food I eat!

I am afraid to meet new people

I killed a bug for no good reason

I have a padded bra.

I would like to see my old boy friend although I am happily married 10 years

I once had intercourse with a dog

The only secret I have are secrets told to me by other people

I dislike mostly everyone, (sometimes even me).

I am afraid of going crazy

Secret: I wish I had a secret

Carl, I love You

I don’t brush my teeth

I would like to thank you.

I weight about 120 lbs

Sometimes I would like to kill my mother

The key to my chest is in my top bureau drawer on the left.

I am pregnant

I think I’m better than everyone I know I know I am

I love my mother my father and my sister and my boyfriend Love Maria

I no someone who you don’t know

I wish I were a rose.

Sex bores me.

My boyfriend died I’m for the war

I plan to get a record player for my son for Christmas

I always thought I was a genius

The reason I don’t like cocaine is that it makes me want to commit murder

I’m born to die

I’m not really enjoying life but I suppose I must go on.

He really wasn’t a very nice person.

I wish I was Frank Zappa

A man was sleeping in my bed in a room in Portugal

I have porcelin caps on my front teeth!

Je ne suis pas franqaise

I like myself and no one else

I try to hide the fact that I am ashamed of my car’s poor condition.

Brian fell out of the high chair & cut his mouth because I didn’t strap him in.

I curce

I don’t like being me. Don’t tell anybody.

I would like to kill one of my uncles-one of my aunts- and my mother

I let people be emotional

I once attempted to murder a girl I loved

I have a latent desire to be a dictator

I don’t I ike to eat candy

I secretly hate my children

I would like to get a good job and get lots of monny

I once gave my mother some piss to drink

My secret is that my hair is failing out and in two years I’ll be completely bald

My father is not fun

I toke a doller from my mom

I am in love with two boys Peter and Preston.They both love me and I love them

I have a desire to expose my body

I am full of repressions

Hate Hate Hate.

I’m pregnant and don’t know what to do with the baby

I am a failure

My real age is 27 going on 20- I wish this were true

I pay for my husbands mistakes at all times.

In school I pretend I’m a computor

I hate going to bed I do my homework in class

I am very unhappy

My cat knew how to speak a couple of words

I stayed home myself last night unhappy.

I think that there shouldn’t be such a thing as cure

I have cosins that their mother and father are divorsed

This is my two time here!

I wish I could sit in the back of the bus on the way home. I’m lonely.

I failed three years in school

That I like little things like little dogs

Sodomy is always on my mind

I always don’t know the answer and peek

I think of nothing else but Nick

I’m afraid to have intercourse

I hate this god damn fucking world! I am going home to do something called self suicide.

My turtle’s a lesbian

I am a truly fucked up person

I hide all my thought inside I never let anybody know the real me

Most people make me sick

I would not care very much

My secret that I never revealed to anyone is I wish I were a boy

I’m losing my mind

I am a homosexual.Are you shocked

I shoot dope in the arm & ankle

I’m lonely- help me.

I hate long fingernails

Boo I’m beautiful

I married the wrong man

My mother was a whor

I really don’t like one of my brothers or my sister. I’v been brought up to love them, but I can’t.

I want to be pitied

At the age of 29 I suddenly find I have been to bed with more men than I can remember.

My I.Q. is only 118. I’ve never revealed this.

My mom walked out of a store wearing something she didn’t buy.

I still love Sue

Estoy arrepentido venir New York

I have three or four boy friends

I get awful lonely- This is stupid

There are times when I am so depressed that I feel so depressed I could cry for hours

I saw my mother giving a man a blow job

I am always afraid that my friends will surpass me and I will be “left behind”.

I am a shoplifter with latent tendencies for grand larceny, Help me.

I always wanted to have red hair

I peeked :in my cousin when he was getting undressed

Anyone who reads these has to be sick

I wish I had a more beautiful face

Trees scare me.Trees are me. I scare myself

I am afraid of being stupid

I smell my pillow

I’m worried what will happen after I’m dead

I have ugly feet

I long for the end of the world

I fall in and out of love with every good looking girl I meet- (PS. I’m a male)

I wish I were dead

I have a secret desire to be 6’6” tall

I wish people would say thank you to me

The little TV stopped working when I was in the wheel chair- then it started working again.

I love my grandmother but my grandmother is not hear to love me, but some- day I will see my grandmother again

There is no one in the world except myself

I can’t stand you

I am nobody, nothing and very lazy.

Tomorrow terrifies me.Will I be real.

I’m growing old before my time

I hate Negroes

My mother bothers me

I dig armpits.

I once dreamed a girl friend of mine had a huge penis.

I intend to rob Tiffany’s

I once did something terrible to my brother

Sidney S is sexy.

I would like to “act” I am always the camera man

I didn’t enjoy the T.V. show

I would like to feel what it is like to murder.

I ate bacon on my Bar Mitzvah

I’m afraid

I wish I wore a bra

You are a nut to read these dumb things

I am not the person I pretend to be.

I have always felt that kissing is a vile custom

I had my face lifted three times

I like eyes

I almost set a forest on fire

I had terrible mental problems in my younger years

I have I breast smaller than the other

I think that my sister is stupid

I wished my grandmother would die when she was sick

I am over thirty

I almost killed Christine

Even tho I diet- when no one is looking- at night- I always eat cookies- cook- ies- cookies!

Hitler lives!

I love sex.

I’ve got to pee

I am afraid of an appointment I have this afternoon with a social worker

If my life does not improve soon I will kill myself.

He killed himself

No more guns

I’m going to be a great artist

I fell in love with my mother

I hate doing what I’m doing.

I participated in the murder of my mother

I always wanted to fuck my brother

I used to spit in my husbands eggsalad sandwich

Me piaconole gondole ……

I am often gaseous. I pop a lot sometimes

The logic of all this is passing me by

I dreamt of you last night

I lied to my mother

Why fool the public?

I dislike his body

I wish everyone but me hated the synthesizer so I could play it!

I once I once put a cat in a washing machine when I was bout 6 yrs old. It sur- vived.

I never mailed that letter to my mother in 1962

I am totally lazy;but pretend to be busy & hard working

Today is my birthday

I feel very self conscious & I usually put on a front for those I don’t know.

My cat turns me on half way when it’s affectionate

I am a hypocrite

Without Lee, I would die.

I bite my toe nails

I rape old ladies

I love my wife.

I say prayers at night.

I want to cheat on my wife

I used to hate my mother Now I think she’s nice, nice, very nice.

My father was an alcoholic

I do not wish to remain anonymous my name is

My mother was in a mental hospital

J’y comprends rien Non de Dieu de Putain de Bordel de Merde!!!!!!!

My parents are separated

I’m not going to work on Monday. I will play sick.

I knew one of my friends would look so I couldn’t write a real secret.Sorry.

I don’t know what to do with my “girl friend”.

I really don’t know if I’m sane or not but I don’t care.

want to meet you.

I wish my stomach were clay and I could slice it off with a knife.

My father stays on the toilet for hours.

I harbor terrible thoughts,sometimes.

I love more than one man

I am 31, not 28.

That sometimes I feel like bashing my mother in the face when she hits me.

I once came to New York and lost $100 to a thief who I thought was taking me to a prostitute

I love Raquel Welch.

I sometimes feel that I would like to kill myself

Most people make me sick

My father wears a wig

The whole world is screwed up, but no one cares

I was a virgin when I got married

I have never told this.

I was not kissed by a boy until I was 18 yrs

I hate a lot of people

I live at a boring house

I really hate some of the kids I have to teach

I really am not to glad I have a dog

I have always loved the same person even though I won’t admit it

I was raped by my father

I don’t know what I want in my life

I have a whole bunch of ugly pimples on my forehead- my hair is disgusting and I feel ugly as hell

I never said goodbye to my mother or father before they died.

I would like to kill myself

I fear the dark

I would like a good sex life

I turned the wheel of the car when someone else was driving and there was an accident

I am poor

I lie school

I feel inferior

I feel, very firmly, that in general women are inferior to men

I think maybe I have been in love for the first time.

I’m a lesbian My father took sexual liberties with me

I really feel stupid at this exhibit

My husband masturbates

I follow people whose looks I like

I have false teeth

All are lonely.

Sometimes I hear myself and really wonder if it’s me

I’m afraid my mother is crazy

I don’t like the human race

My therapist reminds me of my mother

Any fucking bastard who reads this is nosy!

I want to be a whore!

I would like to kill myself I don’t know the best way

I can’t get myself together

I wish my friend won’t stop loving me

I am not as calm as I appear to be

I have a pale green round birthmark on my ass

Have cancer

I would like to suck on the man I killed

Every time I make it with my wife it’s a duty

I plagerized a poem in the third grade


Douglas Huebler, Variable Piece 4, New York City Secrets (1973), da exposição SOFTWARE (Jewish Museum, NYC, 1970)