Morricone's classic 1966 whistling echoes around the village School of Arts. The lights dim. A hush falls over the packed audience.
The jaguar heels of Van Cleef click-clack over the burnished boards and come to a halt with the stage in full view. A gasp escapes the audience. Wallach continues to strum, a smirk consuming that ugly visage. A delicious triangle has swirled around him since that faithless lapse out the back of the Brown Mountain road-house.
The clear bell-like voice of the good-wife resounds into the rafters. Reaching the end of the phrase, she steps into the path of the intruder ...