Tell Me He's Lazy, Tell Me He's Slow...

In the grisly cult film, The Honeymoon Killers (Based On True Events!), lonely, overweight Martha can't help lovin' dat man of hers, Ray, even though he's a serial bigamist who eventually begins murdering his victims.





As played by Tony LoBianco in his absolute studliest prime, we can see how Ray persuaded poor Martha (essayed by the formidable Shirley Stoler) to let her heart and nether regions overtake her head.



It's a fascinating, heartbreaking, disturbing story, made all the more watchable by Stoler's rather remarkable performance (clearly, John Waters and Divine were wildly influenced!) and LoBianco's slimy yet incredibly sexy presence.