Manic Monday--The Only Canadian X-File!

My blog-buddy Siskoid is finishing up his daily dose of covering The X-Files in the next day or so.

As a tribute, I'd like to present the one and only time that aliens actually visited Canada (after all, Canadians are much too nice to collaborate with alien conquerors, unlike we scummy Americans!):

As Criswell said, PROVE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

So next time you meet a rich Canadian, remember that they're probably really a Britisher dumped there by aliens!!

From Space Western #42 (1953)

Manic Monday Bonus--The Super-Villain Union Has A Strong Set Of Rules

Hey, uh...anybody out there happen to know what the first rule of being evil is?
 

Thanks!!

Hmmm, does that mean Fox Mulder is evil?

From Dracula #7 (1972), reprinting Dracula #3 (1967)

Fox Mulder, CPA!!

From Untouchables #2 (a.k.a. Dell #1286) (1962), the qualifications required to become an actual FBI agent:

Yup, no wusses needed here!

Pre-Super-Soldier serum Steve Rogers--you need not apply!!

Mole Man--out!!

Again, Steve Rogers--right out!!

And finally:

Really? I'm sure Dell looked this up or asked Robert Stack or something...but really? You have to be a lawyer or an accountant (at least in 1962)?!? I guess the accountant thing is a holdover from busting Capone for tax evasion...but Hoover only hired court jockeys or number crunchers?

Make your own X-Files and Fringe jokes below...

BONUS: Elliot Ness showing a law degree and/or commercial experience in accounting in action!