Well,
Fat Cobra is pretty much the
rockingest kung fu sumo in the universe. Not only does he have
victory wenches...

...but it would appear that he has wenches for every occasion:
Next: Fat Cobra introduces his
Morning constitutional wenches, his
wenches of 57-channels-and-nothing's-on, and his
parallel parking wenches!!
Brubaker. Fraction. Iron Fist #12 And wenches. lots of wenches.