Baron Torak is a broody vampire...
Dude, you're 30 years
early for that!
Anyway, the Baron decides to mingle with we little folk, which leads to...
You're depressed, so you're going to a hockey game?
Really?
And he discovers that sports fans are pretty much blind worshipers. Which gives
Torak a really bad idea...
I don't have the heart to tell him that hockey is really
not that popular. Still, that thought leads him to launch a plan:
Now, I've read a lot of vampire stories, and I'm not sure what "
supernatural powers" Torak is using here. Is he somehow possessing
Johnny Lawrence's body? Is he somehow transforming himself to look like Lawrence?
Whatever, the result is:
The First Vampire Hockey Player!!!Still, for a vampire who was brooding around, wanting to feel loved...
...maybe you shouldn't kill the
hot wife who loves Johnny. I'm just sayin'...
Anyhow, then comes the big game against the big rival!
So Torak learns the
harsh downside to his plan:
Hockey fans hate wusses!!Well, the Baron just can't lose the love of the fans, no matter the risk to him, because he's just as addicted to the cheers as he is to the blood. And so...
OK, that may be the
coolest thing EVER!!Seriously, if hockey were more like that, I
might actually become a fan.
Probably not, though...
Marv Channing and Vicente Alcazar drop the gloves and bring the pain in Red Circle Sorcery #9 (1974)