Manic Monday--Remember What Now?

Well, it's November 5th, and that means it's Benedict Arnold Day John Wilkes Booth Day Guy Fawkes Day. Seriously, England, are you so short of holidays you need to celebrate treasonous assassins?

Anyway, there will doubtless be a lot of this seen today...

But here in America, perhaps this is the mask we should be wearing:

Yup, I'm declaring 11/5 to be Guy Gardner Day here in America!!

Now all we need is some ridiculously poorly written piece of doggerel for people to go around saying...

Meanwhile, I suggest that Canada make today Guy LaFleur Day...

The rest of you countries out there will have to find your own Guys for your November holidays.

Panels from Guy Gardner: Warrior #0 (1994)