Showing posts with label Unicorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Unicorn. Show all posts

Thursday, July 30, 2015

That Time Some Free Comic Did A Mash-Up Of Mannequin And My Little Pony (Sort Of Kind Of)!!

Sorry to do this to you this morning...

Sue The Magic Manikin--yes, that is her name--yes, Peppo The Manikin Maker gave her a heart, so she can come to life and murder you in your sleep frolic and play with you...

Where, was I? Oh, yeah, someone stole her "Sacony Separates" (a line of children's clothing that this free comic is pitching). So, in a plot not at all ripped off from The Wizard Of Oz movie, a wise owl accompanies Sue and a growing horde of companions to help them in their various quests.

The saddest creature they encounter?




Oh, boo freakin' hoo.

Of course, in a plot twist in no way borrowed from The Wizard Of Oz, the owl turns out to be the manipulate bastard behind everyone's trouble, and he just says a couple of words and waves his wings and gives the unicorn a diploma fixes the unicorn's foot prints:

Oh, joy.

So now Sue can back to hawking clothing and stalking children making shopping fun at the department store:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

From The Woodland Adventures Of Sue The Magic Manikin (1957). Yes, this actually exists.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Iron Manic Monday Bonus--In Defense of Gerald Ford!

In Iron Man: The Legend #1 (1996), Peter Sanderson gives a list of "Iron Man's Lamest Foes."

And he declares this guy "Undeniably the lamest Iron Man villain of all time":

Oh no you didn't!

Look, I'm sorry, but that is just nonsense.

I've written tangentially about the Black Lama before, but allow me to recap.

Black Lama was, indeed an alternate universe version of Gerald Ford (from Earth-7511...dammit, I love Marvel). Interdimensional travel drove him mad, and he took on the Black Lama identity, and started the War Of The Super-Villains. This would have become Marvel's first actual line-wide crossover, 10 years before Secret Wars, except the contemporary Marvel management found it too complex to co-ordinate something like that, especially as writer Mike Friedrich was in California and the rest of the Bullpen was in New York (actually answer from Iron Man's letter column in issue #71!).

So, really, Black Lama wasn't lame, he was just ahead of his time! He was the Beyonder a decade early!! That's not lame, that's hyper-impressive!!

(Plus. yesterday was Gerald Ford's 100th birthday, so show some respect!)

Meanwhile, Sanderson put this guy on the list of Iron Man's "Greatest Foes":

The Unicorn? Really? "Greatest" foes? With judgement like that, you don't get to call Black Lama lame...