It's Cap vs Cap in this week's Friday Night Fights!
Specifically, the Commission On Superhuman Activities stripped Steve Rogers of the title and costume of Captain America, because they're dicks.
And they gave the position to John Walker (for the Ghost Who Walks). Well, we he did have super powers thank to the Power Broker. But he was also a wee bit unbalanced.
So Steve took up operating as "The Captain," in a fairly abominable costume. Meanwhile, the Red Skull, in his new body (a clone of Steve Rogers!), has managed to drive Walker (Texas Ranger?) around the bend, as well as convince him that Steve is behind all his troubles.
So, it's on...Captain America vs. The Captain!!
EAAH!!!
Spacebooger is seriously geeked about the possibility of a U.S. Agent/Phantom crossover...
Dueling patriotic icons come to us from Captain America #350 (1989), by Mark Gruenwald, Keiron Dwyer, and Al Milgrom
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Just for the sheer length alone, baby! So go and vote!!
Showing posts with label U.S. Agent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label U.S. Agent. Show all posts
Friday, March 6, 2015
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Bold Fashion Choices--Off Model
And then there was that time they changed US Agent's costume into a bizarre melding of Judge Dredd's and Gangbuster's:

From Maximum Security #1 (2000), art (and costume design??) by Jerry Ordway
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Friday, March 11, 2011
Bold Fashion Choices--John Byrne's Communist Avengers
You know what was wrong with John Byrne's run on West Coast Avengers?
It was very, very VERY red.
I can't believe it was intentional, but over the first 8 issues of his run any characters who didn't wear significant amounts of red were shuffled away--Hawkeye and Mockingbird (was she Mockingskrull at that point?) left, Tigra was essentially written out (in a never-ending subplot where she stayed in her quarters all the time and went feral). Meanwhile, U.S. Agent came on board, the Wasp took to wearing mostly red, Wonder Man got a new costume, and the Vision had all of his yellow and green bleached away. So by the time we got to issue #50 (1989):
I mean, that's a whole lot of red there, without any other primary colors to distract us.
Reading these issues meant having to rub your eyes and check to make sure they weren't bloodshot, because you got scene after scene of groups of people in red standing together and talking. Visine time.
But wait, we're not done yet! In that very same issue:
The Original Human Torch joined, in his head-to-toe all-red costume!! But wait--there's more!! Just one page later:
Iron Man rejoins, in his predominantly red armor!! As a bunch of guys dressed in red watch him.
Byrne was gone a few months later, and the red lessened: Hawkeye returned, Tigra got better, Spider-Woman (Julia Carpenter) joined, Quicksilver joins...
So, did Byrne have the market cornered on red ink, or what? It's hard to imagine that he didn't notice, right? Was he deliberately bringing in all the red he could?
Or did he want characters who all just happened to be red? If so, surely he could have redone some costumes, right? Maybe Iron Man's was relatively sacrosanct. But he just completely refurbished the Vision, and probably nobody at marvel would have squawked to loudly if he had given makeovers to Hank Pym's red jumpsuit or Wonder Man's costume, for example.
Maybe he lost a bet...I'm just sayin', that was an awful lot of red!
It was very, very VERY red.
I can't believe it was intentional, but over the first 8 issues of his run any characters who didn't wear significant amounts of red were shuffled away--Hawkeye and Mockingbird (was she Mockingskrull at that point?) left, Tigra was essentially written out (in a never-ending subplot where she stayed in her quarters all the time and went feral). Meanwhile, U.S. Agent came on board, the Wasp took to wearing mostly red, Wonder Man got a new costume, and the Vision had all of his yellow and green bleached away. So by the time we got to issue #50 (1989):
Reading these issues meant having to rub your eyes and check to make sure they weren't bloodshot, because you got scene after scene of groups of people in red standing together and talking. Visine time.
But wait, we're not done yet! In that very same issue:
Byrne was gone a few months later, and the red lessened: Hawkeye returned, Tigra got better, Spider-Woman (Julia Carpenter) joined, Quicksilver joins...
So, did Byrne have the market cornered on red ink, or what? It's hard to imagine that he didn't notice, right? Was he deliberately bringing in all the red he could?
Or did he want characters who all just happened to be red? If so, surely he could have redone some costumes, right? Maybe Iron Man's was relatively sacrosanct. But he just completely refurbished the Vision, and probably nobody at marvel would have squawked to loudly if he had given makeovers to Hank Pym's red jumpsuit or Wonder Man's costume, for example.
Maybe he lost a bet...I'm just sayin', that was an awful lot of red!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Friday Night Fights--Jonny Rivers Style
(With fullest apologies to Johnny Rivers, P.F. Sloan, and S. Barri)
Hawkeye isn't happy that the U.S. government has foisted the U.S. Agent upon the West Coast Avengers...let's watch (and listen)
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To the West Coast Avengers he's a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
U.S. Agent man, U.S. Agent man
They've given you a shield and taken away your name
Swingin' in Avengers Mansion one day
And then layin' out Haweye on the next day
Oh no, he let the wrong word slip
While flapping his stupid lips
The odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
U.S. Agent man, U.S. Agent man
They've given you a shield and taken away your name
Captain Walker lays down the musical law in West Coast Avengers #45 (1989). Does anybody still think Hawkeye knows enough unarmed combat skills to pass himself off as Ronin? Really?
Lyrics and song follow...and dig that guitar:
Hawkeye isn't happy that the U.S. government has foisted the U.S. Agent upon the West Coast Avengers...let's watch (and listen)
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To the West Coast Avengers he's a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
They've given you a shield and taken away your name
And then layin' out Haweye on the next day
Oh no, he let the wrong word slip
While flapping his stupid lips
The odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
They've given you a shield and taken away your name
Captain Walker lays down the musical law in West Coast Avengers #45 (1989). Does anybody still think Hawkeye knows enough unarmed combat skills to pass himself off as Ronin? Really?
Lyrics and song follow...and dig that guitar:
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