Showdowns in ghetto car washes, that's what.
Tobias Whale has defected from the criminal organization The 100 (so, what, they're "The 99" now?) for the love of a woman.
And Black Lightning is dumb enough to trust him. And we let Jefferson teach our children?
Anyhoo, after much backstabbing and treachery, they end up battling in the only car wash in Suicide Slum (Why the only one? "Mostly because the good citizens can't afford cars!" opines Jefferson. This obviously ties in to Batman's statement that "Ghetto people don't own boats!" Hmm, I sense a series coming on...)
Anyway, the fight is on:
KCHOK!!!!!
Spacebooger insists that you play the following video while reading the fight, because you can't have a story about a ghetto car wash without Rose Royce!!
The cleanest fight ever comes courtesy of Denny O'Neill, Rich Buchler and Romeo Tanghal in World's Finest Comics #258 (1979)
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because it's always cool...and the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool!! So go and vote, dammit!!