Showing posts with label Taskmaster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taskmaster. Show all posts

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Batman Vs.The Golden Age Taskmaster?!?

Look who is putting on a show in Gotham City!


Yup, he's got a "photographic memory" (or, what we would call an "eidetic memory" is this more picky time).

Bruce Wayne is familiar with Oliver Hunt's history...



But Bruce is concerned, because Hunt's gift could be used for evil.

Geez, Bruce, paranoid much?

Well, justifiably so, as Hunt is approached by gangsters...



Yup, you can always trust criminals' promises not to use violence.

So, anyway, what kind of crimes can they use a man with "camera memory" for?

Intellectual property crimes!!

For example, as the thugs create a distraction in the front office of a music publishing company...


YOW! Holy copyright theft, Batman!!

They pull the same stunt with patent attorneys and book publishers!! Watch the money flow!!

Then they break into the District Attorney's office:


Umm...doesn't the DA have to disclose all evidence to the defense? So why steal it (for big $)? Or wasn't that the law in 1943?

Anyhow, Bruce and Dick Rick see Hunt leaving the scene of one of the crimes, and follow him...


By now you're probably saying, "Hey, snell, you titled this piece the Golden Age Taskmaster. Where the hell is my Taskmaster?"

Here you go:


Hunt memorized jiu-jitsu, and is using it to kick the Dynamic Duo's ass!

But Batman knows how to beat that--do the unexpected!


HA! The old "throw a typewriter" ploy!!

But when they try to fly away with Hunt in the Batplane...

You can't stop Oliver Hunt!! He even goes so far as to memorize the Batplane's workings...

...and make his comrades their own evil Batplane!!

Ahh, but you can't count on crooks to be non-violent white collar criminals forever, as they start roughing up people, and turning to...

TREASON!!

Well, Hunt can't cross that Rubicon, so he betrays his keepers to Batman. After they've all been wrapped up...

But Batman has a better idea!


Oh, yeah, the bad guy was named Dude Fay. No wonder he turned to crime.

And it turns out that Hunt was a very effective spy...

From World's Finest Comics #10 (1943)

Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Amazing Character Find Of 2010

And people say they don't come up with exciting new characters anymore (click to embiggen to full Van Lentean goodness)...

I mean, c'mon, he's even got a bitchin' logo:

Look, Fred Van Lente and Jefte Palo have been knocking it out of the park every issue of this Taskmaster mini-series...so much so that I would immediately sign on for an ongoing. So pick it up, or pick it up in the trade, because seriously, comics don't get more nutsier than this (and I mean that as the highest compliment possible!).

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Don't Make Stephen Hawking Angry--You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Angry

Marvel villains have the coolest gear.

Take, for example, the bag carried around by an A.I.M. assassination squad:

You have to dig the confidence, advertising it on your gym bag like that. And you also have to love that Hydra isn't the only covert group dedicated to the overthrow of all governments that has a catchy slogan: "A.I.M. Murdertech--Death By Science!"

And how, exactly, do a bunch of doubtless pasty and wimpy scientists go about implementing their "death by science?"


Well, OK, then.

And speaking of super-secret organizations with exciting wrist-wear:

Does Marvel have any idea how much $$ they would make if they actually marketed that? I'd buy it!

Bonus: if you cut off one watch hand, two more will take its place!!

Fred Van Lente and Jefte Palo go nuts in Taskmaster #1.