Sometimes you've just got to say...
...WHAT THE FRAK?!?!?!?
I guess that's what happens when you let the Howard The Duck team do a pre-Crisis DC series.
Somehow, this never became one of those "iconic" covers that everyone does homages to...
Of course, all of the covers of this mini-series were pretty goofy:
And of course, this next should have taken the place of Crisis #7 in our collective imaginations...
Gerber, Colan, Phantom Zone tomfoolery...I guess I'd better go Quarter Bin searching soon...
Phantom Zone #1-4 are from 1982
Showing posts with label Supergirl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Supergirl. Show all posts
Thursday, July 19, 2018
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Supergirl Vs. Miri?!?
OK, there are plenty of coincidences out there. There are a finite number of ideas, and it's only makes sense that sometimes different folks will come up with similar ideas at virtually the same time, at different places. Think Swamp Thing/Man-Thing, whose debuts were separated by two months, or Doom Patrol/X-Men, which came only three months apart.
But sometimes you come across coincidences that are so unlikely, so staggeringly impossible, that you wish you'd bought a lottery ticket that day.
We start with the classic Star Trek episode Miri. Here's a trailer:
Long story short, the Enterprise finds a planet 100% exactly identical to Earth (which is kind of silly, and completely gratuitous to the story, unless you really want to hammer on the "it could happen here" lesson). A few centuries ago, a plague (created by ill-advised biological experiments) killed off all the adults, so only kids survived.
Meanwhile, in Action Comics #344, Supergirl, while doing stuff in space, encounters...a planet exactly like Earth!!
Well, that can happen. But that's probably the only similarity, right?
Except Kara finds that teenagers are the authorities on this world!!
And not only that...
A plague wiped out the adults!!
On a world identical to Earth.
And now the youngsters are in charge!!
Now, clearly, these are not identical stories--there are substantial differences. But for these two tales with similar starting premises, to come out at close to the same time, boggles the mind.
Of course, someone at DC could have been acquainted with someone at Desilu (and vice versa, of course), and overheard something, and maybe subconsciously adopted parts of the others' idea. Or it could just be two different sets of creators tapping into the same bit of flotsam in the contemporary zeitgeist.
Say, which story came first? How close were they in appearing?
Miri first aired on NBC on October 27, 1966.
And according to the Library Of Congress, Action #344 was published on...October 27, 1966.
Mind. Blown.
I mean, what are the freakin' odds..?
BONUS FACT: The BBC banned the Miri episode for 2 decades after some viewers complained. Also banned: Plato's Stephcildrem, Whom Gods Destroy, and The Empath. Go figure. Sorry, British Trek fans of that era.
BONUS FACT II: In the Action Comics story, Linda Danvers was elected president of America on this "duplicate Earth":
This was 5 1/2 years before Prez. And nearly 8 years before they met:
You'd think Supergirl would have mentioned having been a teenage president herself to him...
But sometimes you come across coincidences that are so unlikely, so staggeringly impossible, that you wish you'd bought a lottery ticket that day.
We start with the classic Star Trek episode Miri. Here's a trailer:
Long story short, the Enterprise finds a planet 100% exactly identical to Earth (which is kind of silly, and completely gratuitous to the story, unless you really want to hammer on the "it could happen here" lesson). A few centuries ago, a plague (created by ill-advised biological experiments) killed off all the adults, so only kids survived.
Meanwhile, in Action Comics #344, Supergirl, while doing stuff in space, encounters...a planet exactly like Earth!!
Well, that can happen. But that's probably the only similarity, right?
Except Kara finds that teenagers are the authorities on this world!!
And not only that...
A plague wiped out the adults!!
On a world identical to Earth.
And now the youngsters are in charge!!
Now, clearly, these are not identical stories--there are substantial differences. But for these two tales with similar starting premises, to come out at close to the same time, boggles the mind.
Of course, someone at DC could have been acquainted with someone at Desilu (and vice versa, of course), and overheard something, and maybe subconsciously adopted parts of the others' idea. Or it could just be two different sets of creators tapping into the same bit of flotsam in the contemporary zeitgeist.
Say, which story came first? How close were they in appearing?
Miri first aired on NBC on October 27, 1966.
And according to the Library Of Congress, Action #344 was published on...October 27, 1966.
Mind. Blown.
I mean, what are the freakin' odds..?
BONUS FACT: The BBC banned the Miri episode for 2 decades after some viewers complained. Also banned: Plato's Stephcildrem, Whom Gods Destroy, and The Empath. Go figure. Sorry, British Trek fans of that era.
BONUS FACT II: In the Action Comics story, Linda Danvers was elected president of America on this "duplicate Earth":
This was 5 1/2 years before Prez. And nearly 8 years before they met:
You'd think Supergirl would have mentioned having been a teenage president herself to him...
Thursday, November 30, 2017
When Super-Girl Had A Hypen!
Not "our" Supergirl, of course...this Super-Girl:
About 9 months before Kara Zor-El debuted, Superman #23 (1958) featured the arrival of a very similar yet different Girl Of Steel.
It's not hard to imagine that, given the similarities in costume and appearance, that this Super-Girl went over pretty well with readers, and inspired DC to create a permanent,albeit hyphen-less, version.
We begin with the boilerplate "oh, my life is too dangerous for me to ever take up with a mere mortal" spiel from Kal-El.
Well, Jimmy gets his chance, when he and Superman rescue a trapped archaeologist.
Quite a racket you have going there, Superman: "I'll rescue you if you give a priceless artifact to my pal as a 'souvenir.'"
And it really is priceless, because...
Well, this is the Silver Age DC Universe, so of course the legend is true!!
Thus:
Then the titans meet:
Look, I know it's sniggery and low-hanging fruit, but that panel just said that Jimmy wished a beautiful young woman into being by rubbing his magic totem last night. Wertham was right!!
Kal-El continues to be quite shy about his heterosexuality...
And it turns out that every time Super-Girl tries to help out, it backfires!
D'oh!
And...
D'oh!!
And...
D'oh!!
And then poor naive Super-Girl unveils Clark Kent's secret identity!
To see how Kal-El got out of this one, check out how he emotionally manipulates Lois!
Geez, no wonder he made Kara hide herself when she got to Earth--female super-heroes are nothing but trouble!!
Until, of course, Superman needs her, when some crooks throw some kryptonite at him while he's trying to save a train.
But...
"Must...use...all my remaining strength!"
Thus endeth the brief life of Super-Girl. We'll get a new one soon, but Superman will still treat her like crap...
About 9 months before Kara Zor-El debuted, Superman #23 (1958) featured the arrival of a very similar yet different Girl Of Steel.
It's not hard to imagine that, given the similarities in costume and appearance, that this Super-Girl went over pretty well with readers, and inspired DC to create a permanent,albeit hyphen-less, version.
We begin with the boilerplate "oh, my life is too dangerous for me to ever take up with a mere mortal" spiel from Kal-El.
Well, Jimmy gets his chance, when he and Superman rescue a trapped archaeologist.
Quite a racket you have going there, Superman: "I'll rescue you if you give a priceless artifact to my pal as a 'souvenir.'"
And it really is priceless, because...
Well, this is the Silver Age DC Universe, so of course the legend is true!!
Thus:
Then the titans meet:
Look, I know it's sniggery and low-hanging fruit, but that panel just said that Jimmy wished a beautiful young woman into being by rubbing his magic totem last night. Wertham was right!!
Kal-El continues to be quite shy about his heterosexuality...
And it turns out that every time Super-Girl tries to help out, it backfires!
D'oh!
And...
D'oh!!
And...
D'oh!!
And then poor naive Super-Girl unveils Clark Kent's secret identity!
To see how Kal-El got out of this one, check out how he emotionally manipulates Lois!
Geez, no wonder he made Kara hide herself when she got to Earth--female super-heroes are nothing but trouble!!
Until, of course, Superman needs her, when some crooks throw some kryptonite at him while he's trying to save a train.
But...
"Must...use...all my remaining strength!"
Thus endeth the brief life of Super-Girl. We'll get a new one soon, but Superman will still treat her like crap...
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Kryptonians--Bad For TV Reception??!?
A crook has managed to steal Supergirl's cape, and is using it as a Cloak Of Invincibility while he goes around wiping out his rivals!!
Of course, Kara tracks him down...but the moment has been prepared for!
Supergirl does NOT negotiate with terrorists!
Pretty callous, Maid Of Might. Except...
OK, how did you pull that off?
Oh, I have so many damn questions...
So, if Superman or Supergirl have a cell phone stashed in their cape pouch, it won't get reception? They'll miss important text messages?
When they fly around Metropolis (and wherever Supergirl is living these days), are they destroying my TV reception? Blocking radio broadcasts? Interfering with GPS signals?!?
Story idea: On Earth-1, the Heidi Game wasn't caused by network incompetence, but because Superman was hovering in front of the broadcast tower exchanging monologues with Brainiac, and blocking the signal!! (That is why I'm not allowed to write comic books, obviously)
If my service is disrupted by a Kryptonian flying by, can I get a credit from my satellite company?
Did they get terrible wi-fi coverage in the Kent home? Does Lois constantly curse Kal-El for disrupting her Bluetooth devices?!?!?
Is it just the cape and clothing, or do invulnerable Kryptonian bodies also block radio signals? If they're still blocking reception even while in their civvies, wouldn't that be a giveaway about their secret identities?
One goofy story idea, soooo many implications...
From Superman Family #199 (1980)
Of course, Kara tracks him down...but the moment has been prepared for!
Supergirl does NOT negotiate with terrorists!
Pretty callous, Maid Of Might. Except...
OK, how did you pull that off?
Oh, I have so many damn questions...
So, if Superman or Supergirl have a cell phone stashed in their cape pouch, it won't get reception? They'll miss important text messages?
When they fly around Metropolis (and wherever Supergirl is living these days), are they destroying my TV reception? Blocking radio broadcasts? Interfering with GPS signals?!?
Story idea: On Earth-1, the Heidi Game wasn't caused by network incompetence, but because Superman was hovering in front of the broadcast tower exchanging monologues with Brainiac, and blocking the signal!! (That is why I'm not allowed to write comic books, obviously)
If my service is disrupted by a Kryptonian flying by, can I get a credit from my satellite company?
Did they get terrible wi-fi coverage in the Kent home? Does Lois constantly curse Kal-El for disrupting her Bluetooth devices?!?!?
Is it just the cape and clothing, or do invulnerable Kryptonian bodies also block radio signals? If they're still blocking reception even while in their civvies, wouldn't that be a giveaway about their secret identities?
One goofy story idea, soooo many implications...
From Superman Family #199 (1980)
Monday, April 17, 2017
Manic Monday Bonus--Don't Keep Your Day Job, Supergirl!
It's the late late 70s & early 80s, and DC is just going to keep trying oddball professions for their heroes' secret identities--Toy salesman! Truck Driver! Newspaper columnist! Public relations!--because "billionaire" and "test pilot" just aren't exciting enough.
Oh, yeah, and Linda Danvers became a soap opera star!!
Holy crap, Supergirl--run away now, before you're typecast!! (And before the scripts get any more creepy...)
From Superman Family #210 (1981)
Oh, yeah, and Linda Danvers became a soap opera star!!
Holy crap, Supergirl--run away now, before you're typecast!! (And before the scripts get any more creepy...)
From Superman Family #210 (1981)
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
How To Break Into The Comics Biz!!
During her Chicago days, one of the other residents in Linda Danvers' apartment building had the bad fortune to to be a young actor with a side job as a courier for a corrupt businessman:
John Ostrander?!?!?!
Yup, it's THAT John Ostrander!
See, writer Paul Kupperberg was friends with Ostrander, who at the time was a young Chicago actor whose was just beginning to break into comics with a couple of gigs for First.
So Kupperberg decided to give his buddy a role in the comic he was writing. Of course, one of the perks of putting a friend into your comic book is that you can rag on him a little bit:
SNAP!!!
Plus, that irresponsibility gets him kidnapped and beat-up by super-villains:
Of course, Ostrander would escape the clutches of The Gang, and go on to co-create Amanda Waller, write the post-Crisis Suicide Squad, and all sorts of other stuff,
Thus, in answer to the question "how do I break in to comics?," the answer is a) know someone in the biz who will actually put you into comics books, and b) live in the same building as Supergirl!
From The Daring New Adventures Of Supergirl #4-5 (1983)
John Ostrander?!?!?!
Yup, it's THAT John Ostrander!
See, writer Paul Kupperberg was friends with Ostrander, who at the time was a young Chicago actor whose was just beginning to break into comics with a couple of gigs for First.
So Kupperberg decided to give his buddy a role in the comic he was writing. Of course, one of the perks of putting a friend into your comic book is that you can rag on him a little bit:
SNAP!!!
Plus, that irresponsibility gets him kidnapped and beat-up by super-villains:
Of course, Ostrander would escape the clutches of The Gang, and go on to co-create Amanda Waller, write the post-Crisis Suicide Squad, and all sorts of other stuff,
Thus, in answer to the question "how do I break in to comics?," the answer is a) know someone in the biz who will actually put you into comics books, and b) live in the same building as Supergirl!
From The Daring New Adventures Of Supergirl #4-5 (1983)
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