Showing posts with label Spy Smasher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spy Smasher. Show all posts

Friday, September 7, 2018

The Least Hardboiled P.I. Ever!!

Hey, kids, it's time for another adventure with...

See, when WWII ended, Alan Armstrong, the Spy Smasher, was without a job...because obviously, there was no need to smash spies during the cold war!

So Fawcett simply changed him to Crime Smasher, and made him a private detective, to leap aboard the growing crime comic craze.

But Alan was not your typical Sam Spade type...




Awww...

Well, Armstrong gets sidetracked into investigating Killer King, and manages to make an escape. But not in a particularly hard-nosed way...



WHEEEEE!!!!

Anyway, he eventually catches King, and collects the reward. But he still has a case to solve...

Awww....

From Crime Smasher #1 (1948), as reprinted in Badge Of Justice #22 (1955)

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Thursday, August 25, 2011

If They Were Smart, They Wouldn't Be Criminals

The world's greatest private detective, Crime Smasher, walks into a deadly trap set by underworld goons:






D'oh!!

Now, this Crime Smasher guy is something of a mystery. Late in his original career, the Fawcett hero Spy Smasher changed his name to Crime Smasher, and started smashing crooks instead of spies.

This story is from Charlton's Badge Of Justice #22 (1955). Some sources suggest that this story does feature the renamed Spy Smasher, while other sources say no, this is a completely different character with a coincidental name who made only the once appearance.

The story itself is no help, as the guy is never referred to by name...even his dame just refers to him as Crime Smasher!

So is this Alan Armstrong? Someone else? Or, as one website suggested, is this guy just the Earth-4 counterpart of Earth-S's Spy/Crime Smasher?? God, it's great to be a nerd...

Anyway, now it's later in the same story, and the hoods have an even more inescapable death trap:




Kids--stay in school and at least take basic physics before becoming a crook!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Inglourious Basterds II--The Prequel

If you haven't seen Inglourious Basterds, you should go rent it right now. Anyway, large portions of it involve movie-making during wartime, propaganda, inserting your own messages into someone else's propaganda film, Joespeh Goebbels, and generally busting up a gorgeous movie theater.

Which bring to America's Greatest Comics #8 (1943), wherein Spy Smasher...well, just wait and see.

In theaters across America, the latest film of Spy Smasher's exploits is met with great joy:

But with considerably less joy in the "private projection room of the propaganda ministry in Berlin":

Yes, that is Joseph Goebbels and company, despairing over the effectiveness of American propaganda films.

Ah, but the Nazis have a plan: make their own Spy Smasher films that make him (and America) look like hapless losers.

But they must go to America to film this. Why?


Fair enough.

Their plan is almost stopped before it begins, as a curious cop stumbles upon the filming. Fortunately for the Nazis, he's not a bright cop:

D'oh!!

Now, heat up some popcorn, and enjoy some scenes from the Nazi propaganda version of Spy Smasher:




Well, that would certainly boost German morale.

But the Nazi's have an even bigger goal in mind:

Yup, they're going to substitute the Nazi film for the new Spy Smasher epic (which is entitled Spy Smasher Axes Axis Spies). That will destroy American morale!!

Fortunately, Spy Smasher himself tumbles upon their plans, and boy, is he peeved!!

So, he leaps into action:

He replaces the Nazi actor...


...and busts up the filming of their final scenes!!

Unfortunately, the evil director and crew have already infiltrated the theater, and replaced the real film with the first few reels of their evil film:


How effective is this vile Nazi propaganda? Within the first few seconds, the youth of America are already doubting whether America can ever beat the Axis:

And the fake Spy Smasher, who escaped earlier, appears live and in person to drive home the message:

Well, that's it...America's doomed, right?

HELL, NO!!

The real Spy Smasher arrives, and busts up the gang in the projection booth...

...swings down dramatically to the big screen...


And the we have one of the awesomest scenes ever: while the big screen continues to show a wussy Spy Smasher getting pummeled by Nazis, right in front of it we have, live, the actual Spy Smasher kicking the crap out of Nazis.

Holy moly that's great! I wish I could see this scene filmed someday...

But wait--there's more!! Spy Smasher has a plan for the ultimate victory:

Oh, he wouldn't, would he??


Ha ha, take that, you propaganda spewing National Socialists!!

Seriously: Quentin Tarantino, if you're reading this, I will give you 10 bucks if you film this story!!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Manic Monday--snell Reviews The Green Hornet Movie

(Editor's note: Sorry, folks, due to a mix-up here at Slay Monstrobot, instead of snell's review of the Green Hornet movie, we accidentally ran Joseph Goebbels' review of a Spy Smasher movie. Fortunately, snell's opinion of the Green Hornet movie is essentially the same, so we'll roll with it.)

(snell's note: the title was seriously "Spy Smasher Smashes Spies"?? Really? Something tells me that we're going to spend some time later this week investigating this little story...)

Panel from America's Greatest Comics #8 (1943).

Friday, October 22, 2010

Friday Night Fights--Gladiator Style!!

You know what I don't do enough of around here for Friday Night Fights?? Golden Age comics, that's what!!

So let's check out how one particular fight directly lead to the U.S. Of A. winning WWII. Seriously!!

Alan Armstrong, Spy Smasher, has gone to Rome to stop the Nazis from finding Leonardo da Vinci's hidden plans for "the greatest weapon conceived by man."

Seriously. Spielberg, Lucas, it sounds like you owe some royalties to Spy Smasher. Jonathan Hickman, you get a pass, because I'm grooving on your stuff.

Anyhoo, Spy Smasher gets himself caught (oops), and is prepared to face a firing squad. But this is Mussolini's turf, and apparently Il Duce went to the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. school of enemy elimination:



Just great. And if you weren't sure who was behind this cock-eyed plan:

Ahh, the Axis of Stupid. First up is the lion:




Don't wince...that joke was new and original in 1942!! Golden Age!!

Someone needed some courage there...Next up--big Nazi goon!!




Good triumphs over the Axis again!!!

Anyway, Spy Smasher escapes (by hijacking a charging elephant--seriously!), finds the hidden plans in a skull in the catacombs, and hightails it home. Hurray!!!

And what, exactly, was Leonardo's greatest invention of all?!?!

Dude. That is either the biggest storytelling cop-out of all time, or the most brilliant plot twist ever. Maybe both at the same time.

And somebody please help me convince Spacebooger that what Spy Smasher found were Leonardo's plans for the atom bomb. Because that would be about the most awesome thing ever. And 150 gazillion times than The da Vinci Code...

The course of WWII was changed forever in Spy Smasher #8 (1942), writer unknown, art by Emil Gershwin.

Now, go and vote for this fight, and I will also reveal Leonardo's secret recipe for egg salad that Spy Smasher also recovered...