Fortunately, comic books are the gift that keeps on giving, as there will never be a shortage of tales about a boy, his dog, and the shark and octopus they fight:
From Superboy #140 (1967)
Showing posts with label Sharktopus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharktopus. Show all posts
Monday, March 14, 2011
Manic Monday--Sharktopus II!!
Long-time readers may remember my affinity for the glory that was Sharktopus.
Fortunately, comic books are the gift that keeps on giving, as there will never be a shortage of tales about a boy, his dog, and the shark and octopus they fight:
"Hee Ha" indeed, Krypto.
From Superboy #140 (1967)
Fortunately, comic books are the gift that keeps on giving, as there will never be a shortage of tales about a boy, his dog, and the shark and octopus they fight:
From Superboy #140 (1967)
Friday, September 24, 2010
Friday Night Fights--Sharktopus Style!!
This Saturday night, SyFy (sigh) will be launching the greatest event in the history of humankind, with the debut of their latest "SyFy Original" movie, SHARKTOPUS.
Now, no one more than I loves the weekly tradition of SyFy taking either a natural disaster or a wild animal and adding "Mega" to the name; finding one actor with a tenuous science fiction media connection and surrounding them with unknown Europeans with indecipherable accents (and indecipherable acting); wrapping the whole enterprise in special effects that 5-year-old me could have bettered with a Lite Brite and a stop-motion camera; and then dropping the turd on undiscerning Saturday audiences who can't be bothered to wait for it to turn up 5 minutes later on Netflix. Hey, it's just part of SyFy's hidden agenda to make EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD DUMBER. Why change the channel, because there's nothing else on...
But Sharktopus? I can top that...
For this week's Friday Night Fight, rabbit ronin Miyamoto Usagi is wandering about feudal Japan, when:
Now, we've got the octopus...and not just any octopus:
That's it then, right?
No, because this is an octopus DEMON:
Well, things couldn't get any worse, could they?
YIPES!!! And there's our shark!!
How to get out of this one??
OK, stabbing the shark and riding his dying body to the surface is a good start...
And slicing the heck out of the octopus is a good finish!!
An as the shark and the octopus slowly sink, Spacebooger suggests you enjoy the trailer for SHARKTOPUS:
Even though I didn't have Eric Roberts sliming up the screen, Stan Sakai's writing and drawing and inking and lettering clearly carry the day in Usagi Yojimbo #27 (1991).
Now go vote, dang it, before SyFy unleashes, oh, I don't know, HYPER HAILSTORM or GIGA-NEWT or MANSQUITO 2 or something...
Now, no one more than I loves the weekly tradition of SyFy taking either a natural disaster or a wild animal and adding "Mega" to the name; finding one actor with a tenuous science fiction media connection and surrounding them with unknown Europeans with indecipherable accents (and indecipherable acting); wrapping the whole enterprise in special effects that 5-year-old me could have bettered with a Lite Brite and a stop-motion camera; and then dropping the turd on undiscerning Saturday audiences who can't be bothered to wait for it to turn up 5 minutes later on Netflix. Hey, it's just part of SyFy's hidden agenda to make EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD DUMBER. Why change the channel, because there's nothing else on...
But Sharktopus? I can top that...
For this week's Friday Night Fight, rabbit ronin Miyamoto Usagi is wandering about feudal Japan, when:
No, because this is an octopus DEMON:
How to get out of this one??
An as the shark and the octopus slowly sink, Spacebooger suggests you enjoy the trailer for SHARKTOPUS:
Even though I didn't have Eric Roberts sliming up the screen, Stan Sakai's writing and drawing and inking and lettering clearly carry the day in Usagi Yojimbo #27 (1991).
Now go vote, dang it, before SyFy unleashes, oh, I don't know, HYPER HAILSTORM or GIGA-NEWT or MANSQUITO 2 or something...
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