And you thought Nazis were the worst menace in Europe during WWII.
We join our story in the nation of "Jugoslavia":
What the? Who...?
Yes, that's how princesses dress in Jugoslavia.
Also, they can't afford pants for their sentries.
And Santa Claus is the King of Jugoslavia, apparently...
Pixies? Really?
Apparently, they are very tough pixies.
How was this nation not already overrun by the Axis?!?
Anyhoo, Rockman is on the job. And although he is initially overwhelmed...
...eventually he manages to deal with them in high-slapstick fashion!
And we still had room for a little romance!
The Golden Age!!
From USA Comics #3 (1942)