Showing posts with label Mr. Justice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mr. Justice. Show all posts

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Bold Fashion Choices--Why Women Shouldn't Wear Lipstick To A Seance!!

Look, I'm spectacularly ill-positioned to offer anyone make-up advice.

But I can give the ladies one warning--Don't wear lipstick to a seance!! 

Why?

Well, let's watch as debutante Wendy Wilson attends a "fake" seance with "fake" swami Liarb and crooked politician Paul Ventresco:




Yow!!! Her great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother just called her a trollop because you're wearing lipstick!! And you thought your relatives were dicks!





Well, never let a good opportunity go to waste!

And so begins a supernatural reign of terror!!

Don't worry, Mr. Justice brings them to...well, justice!

But remember--if you do go to a seance...well, it wouldn't hurt to ease up and the make-up...just for safety's sake!!

From Blue Ribbon Comics #12 (1941)