Showing posts with label Mary Marvel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mary Marvel. Show all posts

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Bold Fashion Choices--Enough With The Chest Sparkles, Already!!

As I've mellowed in my old age, I've come to grudgingly accept most of the elements of Geoff Johns' Captain Marvel reboot--and that's a good thing, since the movie's trailer makes it appear that it will be virtually a direct panel-by-panel adaptation of that take.

But there's one thing I'm still hung up on:

That damn "magic crackle" in the lightning bolt on Marvel's chest is just too freakin' distracting.

Like most other nu52-era costume designs, the whole suit is a little too fiddly and armor-y--do we need metal boots and a oddly shaped metal belt?

And fine, he's magic-based. But that constant Rorschach-swirl of energy on his chest, and the constant flickering of lightning and smoke around him, constantly draws attention away from whatever we're supposed to be looking at in the panel. As I said, it's distracting as hell.

And that applies just as much to his foster-siblings when they power up:

I mean, look at that!

No wonder the first issue was delayed a week, and issue #2 has been bumped back 5 weeks (5--even before #1 comes out, you're more than 5 weeks behind?!?!?!!!). I pity the artist who is required to draw all that fiddle-faddle in every damn panel.

I mean, DC has taken what was one of the simplest, cleanest, most satisfying set of costume designs...

...and turned it into a light show that gets in the way, even during what should be a simple conversation:
And really, do we need Mary Marvel looking like an out of control Electro every time she uses her powers?

So DC, please, a little help here. Tone done the crackle and lightning--before you drive poor Dale Eaglesham to drink!

From Shazam! #1 (2019)

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Best Cover You've Never Seen--Power Of Shazam #4 (1995)

For what it's worth, when I'm appointed Commissioner Of Comics...

...one of my first acts will be to give Jerry Ordway all the money to do another Marvel Family series.

Who said nothing good ever came out of the 90s?

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Bold Fashion Choices--Women's Hats?!?

The men of Fawcett City have a statement to make, and they're not afraid to say it!

Yes, they're so aghast at the fashion trend of "goofy" women's hats, they're going to don parodies of ladies' chapeaus and take to the streets!!

This is what people did in the days before internet and television.

Seriously, dudes, we're at the height of WWII, and you have nothing better to worry about...?

Of course, not all protests provide the desired results...

Way to go, guys.

From Wow Comics #32 (1945)

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

The Best Covers You've Never Seen--Wow Comics #39 (1945) & #42 (1946)!

Oh, my...


Obviously, artist Jack Binder loved Mary Marvel as much as I do.

DC--what the hell are you doing not publishing Mary Marvel!!!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

You Got Romance In My Cowboy Comics!!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

There's no love like Cowboy Love!!

Actually, there were two separate runs of Cowboy Love, at two separate companies...

Issues #1-11 were by Fawcett, and ran from 1949-1951.

Later, Charlton, having purchased the rights to many Fawcett titles, took up the concept, including the same title font, for issues #28-31 in 1955 (it took over the numbering from Romantic Story, another series Charlton had continued from Fawcett. And after Charlton's Cowboy Love was cancelled, it resumed as Romantic Love again, at issue #28, and ran until 1973!! Because comic numbering has never made sense...)

Nope, there's nothing better than cowboy love...

Unless it's...Cowgirl Romances!!

 Marvel had 1 issue of Cowgirl Romances in 1950 (#28!! WTF, 1950s numbering!)...

 ...while Fiction House had their own Cowgirl Romances series, also starting in 1950!

 It's tempting to read too much into these covers...

 ...as while Cowboy Love usually relies on images of Western couples in romantic bliss (and often with guitars!)...

 ...Cowgirl Romances was much more likely to have a cover with the woman in danger, or locked in a passionate kiss, or gazing on as her man does her wrong with another lady...

A statement on the perceived preferences of the books' intended audiences?

Still, there's only one genre-mashing Western romance that I need:

Oh, Mary...

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Bold Fashion Choices--Mary Marvel's Easter problem!!

Look, ladies, Easter is only a week away, and you don't have a thing to wear, do you?

Well, Mary Marvel had the same problem...

See? All you need is 3 bucks, and you can have the perfect Easter frock!

So send Mary Marvel your money now--hurry!!!

From Mary Marvel #11 (1947)

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Riddle Me This, Mary Marvel!!

It's Mary Batson's high school graduation--and look who's come to congratulate her!

Yup, good old Bulletgirl herself!!

Unfortunately, Susan Kent had the bad manners to bring along a couple of her recurring villains: Dr. Riddle and The Weeper!!
Well, Susan is caught in an easily escapable death trap, but Mary Marvel rescues her (this will be a continuing theme).

And, of course, with a name like the Dr. Riddle...


Mary Marvel has a goofy scientist and an intelligent worm for enemies--so when she derides the Dr. Riddler as silly, well, she should know!



Well, after lots of thwarted schemes, ridiculously easy riddles, Bulletgirl getting captured while Mary rescues her, and finally Bulletgirl getting knocked out before the big crime, Mary finally gets into the spirit of things:


Now that's my kind of riddle!!

As for the Weeper?

Yes...yes, she is.

Bulletgirl was captured and knocked out 7 times on the way home...

From Mary Marvel #8 (1946)

Friday, August 26, 2016

Friday Night Fights--Free Foot Style!!

I love Mary Marvel.

Really, that's all the preface you need to this week's Friday Night Fights.

A slimy gangster is trying to put Watson's Watches out of business, so he can buy it himself for a song!

Poor Mr. Watson has just 24 hours to pay off his bank notes!! Fortunately, the Marvel Family has agreed to help him out!!

Mary has taken on the task of making some big sales to raise quick cash:

But...




Phew!!

But now her hands are full!!! She's vulnerable!!

Oh, no she's not!!

WHUD!!

Spacebooger would buy a watch from Mary Marvel!!

Mary's boots were made for kicking thugs in Marvel Family #32 (1949), by Otto Binder and Kurt Schaffenberger

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? Mary. Freakin. Marvel. Now go and vote!!


Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Uncle Dudley's Big Day!!

Oh, dear sweet Uncle Dudley!

We all remember how Dudley started out as a bit of a scammer, but quickly proved to have a heart of gold, so the Marvel Family indulged his silly little game that he had powers like theirs...



But, even in a whimsical universe like Golden Age Fawcett City, hauling along a non-powered civilian on your adventures was probably a daft idea:




Well, given that the Marvels have a direct line to the gods, someone heard Mary's musings!



So that's what the gods do all day!

Well, the effect on Dudley (and his physique) is immediate!





Woo hoo!




And so the crooks get their comeuppance!



But beware the capriciousness of those old gods!! The next day, as Dudley tries to protect a man from a bully...



Geez, Zeus, what a stickler! Would two more minutes have hurt?

And after Dudley is knocked out...



Good old Dudley!

From Mary Marvel #28 (1948)