Ragnarok Was Chopped Liver!!

Given all the attention that Thor's getting right now, it might be nice to see how old Goldilocks views the Marvel cosmic hierarchy:

You can click to embiggen the Ron Lim goodness, but I blew up the individual parts for you.

How ya doin', Thor?

Oops, cut off Loki there. Sorry, Matt Damon!!

How about the bigger guns?

You know this next guy is my favorite:

 MANGOG!!!!

You might remember this guy...

This next guy (maybe) answers the eternal question, could Odin create a weapon so powerful it could destroy him?

Oh, yeah, and there's this guy:

Much better than a "cosmic cloud creature." Sheesh, movie makers, how stupid are you??

Ah, yes, let's not forget the the Beyonder has gone trough at least two massively stupid retcons. At first, he was the sentient embodiment of an entire other universe. Then, they decided that he was a not yet complete Cosmic Cube. Then, Bendis and Reed decided that he wasn't even that--he was just a mutant Inhuman. No wonder Thor has no respect for him...Next? The Beyonder was just a schmo with a magic wishing penny...

Not just Celestials, but "higher level" Celestials!!

This guy really should have been in the Doctor Strange movie, to blow our puny minds.

The Living Tribunal!! Don't mess with him!!

Over/under on how many of these guys will turn up in Avengers: Infinity War?

BTW, you'll note that Thor managed to do all that without any damned Asgardian font.

From Thor Annual #14 (1989)

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Monday Morning Mind-Trip!!

So, got the Monday blahs? This will help!

The Silver Surfer has just help end the second Kree-Skrull War!

But he's still being pretty broody, because Norrin Radd.

 So cosmic super-entity The Living Tribunal has stepped in to offer the Surfer a little pick-me-up:

There. Makes all of you Monday problems seem better, right?

From Silver Surfer #31 (1989), art by Ron Lim (pencils) and Tom Christopher & Keith Williams (inks)

Friday Morning Freak-out--Time To Make The Donuts!!

OK, OK, let's call this meeting to order...

...umm, why are we here, anyway?

And where the hell are the donuts?

Whose turn was it to bring the freakin' donuts?!?

Oh, crap, it's Thanos. Everyone just hold really still and pretend to be just a representation during Thanos' usual "look at all the powerful people I know" tour...

Phew. He's gone. Now, where the hell are the donuts?!?!

Oh, crap, it's the Molecule Man!

He's a total cosmic buzzkill!! Everyone split quick!!!

Living Tribunal--next time YOU bring the donuts!! Geez, for cosmic entities, we're so disorganized!