Manic Monday--Superman Needs More Monkeys!!

You know what Rebirth Superman really needs?

More freakin' apes!!

Also needed:

A mynah bird given super-powers and intelligence by kryptonite--but he's evil!?! Yes!! Add it to my pull list NOW!!

You know what else we need?

Nah, never mind. That's just silly...

From Super-Team Family #167 (1974)

The Cruelest Demotion Of All

Why you really don't want to screw up when you're in the Superman Revenge Squad:

Wait a minute--the Krypto Revenge Squad?!? Someone hook me up with those stories!!

Is there a Streaky Revenge Squad? Or is that where you get sent after you screw up on the Krypto Revenge Squad?

Dare we hope that there is a Beppo Revenge Squad?? One for each member of the Legion Of Super-Pets? I want these stories!!

Man, this really has to end up in some modern-day Superman story...

P.S. What is up with those headdresses, Revenge Squad Justices? And by the way, isn't it ironic that the Superman Revenge Squad has its own justice system?!? Since Superman fights for justice, and they oppose him, so, you know...

P.P.S. Is there a Bizarro Revenge Squad?!? Man, I should have been writing in the Silver Age...

Downward mobility amongst villains courtesy of Superman #165 (1963)

Well, There You Go, That Makes It All Right, Then

From an interview at Newsarama with Sean McKeever re: Teen Titans #62:

Yeah, poor Wendy and Marvin. But, you know, I hope it got to people because it's absolutely a story-based death and not one of these "shock death" things. The Teen Titans are on a journey, and this is a major part of it.

Other forthcoming "story-based" plots from McKeever:

• Ace the Bathound sodomizes the Spoiler...hey, it's a major part of Robin's journey, so lay off
• Snoopy devours Peppermint Patty and Lucy...hey, it's NOT one of those "shock death" things.
• The Legion of Super-Pets takes a conversion van on a cross-galaxy killing spree, leaving a trail of dead hookers in their wake
• "Marmaduke--OH MY GOD NO MARAMADU--ahegahahgsgs..."

Story-based. Yeah, you're a real Bill Shakespeare there, McKeever.

You see now why I don't read Teen Titans?

Friday Night Fights--Legion of Super-Pets Style!!

Well, it's the last Friday Night Fights of 2-double-aught-7. How shall we mark the occasion?

I know. With the Super-Pets!!! A little beast-on-man carnage should get us through the holidays!!

Where to start? Well, the Legion of Super-Pets has been lured into leaving the Legion of Super-Heroes behind on Earth, and setting up shop on Thanl, a planet much more appreciative of our animal heroes.

SPOILER ALERT: It's a trick.

Anyway, the non-animal Legion travels to Thanl to convince the Super-Pets to come home. But, Chameleon Boy loses his temper a bit, and:

Well, you DO NOT want to tick off the Super-Pets. Because now, brother, IT IS ON!!





Roll call, anyone?

COMET!!

STREAKY!!

KRYPTO!!

BEPPO!! (This is maybe my favorite comic panel EVER!!!)

PROTY!! (Prepare to have your mind blown!!)



I know, I know...that's the craziest fight ever....

Wait a minute...before we wrap this up....something about that cover seems familiar. Let's take a closer look...

Hey, wait a minute!!

Coppertone, Cosmic Boy...oh my. Only Bahlactus Lad can sort out this mess!!!

The 17th greatest comic fight of all time takes place in Adventure Comics #364, 1968.