We all get by with a little help with our friends, as this week's Friday Night Fights demonstrates.
It's Klaw's first appearance as a being made of sound, and, well, he's kinda of whoopin' on the Fantastic Four...
Hey, that's Luke Skywalker's line!!
Anyway, Reed is right, as a FedEx package arrives...
Mr. Fantastic with vibranium brass knuckles...outtasight!!
Spacebooger says that no matter how good the MCU's Black Panther is, he'd be even better with the FF for friends...
Klaw's knuckle sandwich from Fantastic Four #56 (1966), by Stan, Jack and Joe.
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Maybe T'Challa will rocket you some special gifts if you do!! So go vote!!
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Friday, March 2, 2018
Sunday, April 3, 2016
The Lyingest Editor's Note of All Time!!
The villains unveil themselves in Avengers #126 (1974):
Click to embiggen to full Bob Brown/Dave Cockrum size...
But allow us at Slay Monstrobot to embiggen that Editor's Note for you:
In other words, Steve Englehart was too busy to be bothered with coming up with his own damn explanation. Boo!!
Even worse? No No-Prize was ever given!!
Only one letter in Avengers #130, from Chuck Mabry of Washington, D.C., even mentioned the contest...
And the reply in that column didn't even mention his theory, or the promised No-Prize!!
Now, it's possible that Marvel did award Mr. Mabry that No-Prize, and just didn't bother to actually mention it. Or maybe they did award the No-Prize to someone else, but didn't actually print the letter, or mention it in any other way. Although if you're going to cock-up the premise of your story like that, and then have the balls to use a reader contest to try and cover your ass while hyping it as a "Mighty Marvel First," than I think you're sort of ethically obligated to honor that, and explicitly tell the fans who, if anyone, won.
Or maybe, just maybe, there's a No-Prize laying around the Marvel offices, waiting to be awarded!!
So I suggest you all bombard Marvel with letters explaining how Klaw and Solarr got together. Write away, my pretties!!
Click to embiggen to full Bob Brown/Dave Cockrum size...
But allow us at Slay Monstrobot to embiggen that Editor's Note for you:
In other words, Steve Englehart was too busy to be bothered with coming up with his own damn explanation. Boo!!
Even worse? No No-Prize was ever given!!
Only one letter in Avengers #130, from Chuck Mabry of Washington, D.C., even mentioned the contest...
And the reply in that column didn't even mention his theory, or the promised No-Prize!!
Now, it's possible that Marvel did award Mr. Mabry that No-Prize, and just didn't bother to actually mention it. Or maybe they did award the No-Prize to someone else, but didn't actually print the letter, or mention it in any other way. Although if you're going to cock-up the premise of your story like that, and then have the balls to use a reader contest to try and cover your ass while hyping it as a "Mighty Marvel First," than I think you're sort of ethically obligated to honor that, and explicitly tell the fans who, if anyone, won.
Or maybe, just maybe, there's a No-Prize laying around the Marvel offices, waiting to be awarded!!
So I suggest you all bombard Marvel with letters explaining how Klaw and Solarr got together. Write away, my pretties!!
Friday, April 25, 2014
Friday Night Fights--Impossible Style!!
No time for love, Dr. Jones--let's get right to the Friday Night Fights!
The Baxter Building has been taken over--because in the 1970s, the Baxter Building was taken over every other month--by the team supreme of Klaw and the Molecule Man! They've defeated the Fantastic Four, and now nothing can stop their evil plans:
See?
Ah, but all is not lost, because the FF currently have a house guest...
Oh, yeah!! It's on!!
BAM!!!
Damn!!!
Spacebooger would like to know why no one draws rubble as nicely as George Perez...
One guy takes down two in Fantastic Four #187 (1977), by Len Wein, George Perez, and Joe Sinnott
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? I honestly have no idea. Just go vote!!
The Baxter Building has been taken over--because in the 1970s, the Baxter Building was taken over every other month--by the team supreme of Klaw and the Molecule Man! They've defeated the Fantastic Four, and now nothing can stop their evil plans:
See?
Ah, but all is not lost, because the FF currently have a house guest...
Oh, yeah!! It's on!!
BAM!!!
Damn!!!
Spacebooger would like to know why no one draws rubble as nicely as George Perez...
One guy takes down two in Fantastic Four #187 (1977), by Len Wein, George Perez, and Joe Sinnott
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? I honestly have no idea. Just go vote!!
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011
A Question Of Self-Reference
It's funny the stupid stuff you never notice for 35 years of comic book fandom, that suddenly leap out and smack you in the forehead.
Two panels from Fantastic Four #326 (1989). First:
"I stopped by to see how "Inferno" went"?? Really?
And later in the same issue...
"In the Secret War"???
Don't ask me why, but it just suddenly strikes me as odd to see comic book characters referring to their mega-events by the same titles the writers gave to those events. It just seems...off.
I mean, I know it's convenient shorthand for the readers, but do the heroes really go around referring to the demon invasion of New York as "Inferno"? Do the participants in Secret Wars all refer to those events as 'The Secret War" (at least until Bendis came along and used the title again)?
It just seems very...meta...to me, you know? Do the X-Men wander around saying, "Geez, that was pretty rough, back during the X-Tinction Agenda!" (and more importantly, do they actually leave the "E" off , in their heads, when they say it?!?)?? Did DC heroes call the events of Armageddon: 2001 "Armageddon" (obviously not 2001, for sliding timeline purposes...but still)? Do Marvel heroes call that one time every villain switched up heroes "Acts Of Vengeance" when they tell the story???
It just seems weird, that's all...like a Dickens character coming out and saying, "Well, this is indeed a Tale Of Two Cities..."
Sure, they always used to refer to a vague "Crisis" post-Crisis On Infinite Earths, but they never actually called it "Crisis On Infinite Earths". And I doubt you had a JLA meeting where Booster Gold said, "Wow, that Infinite Crisis was really something, eh?" Nor, I'm fairly certain, did you ever hear, say, Ms. Marvel opine, "Man, this sure is a Dark Reign we're experiencing, isn't it?"
Then again, people in DC's future keep referring to the "Flashpoint," so who knows. Maybe a few months from now we'll hear Avengers referring to "X-Sanction", or Hank McCoy saying, "You know, back during The Messiah Complex..."
Yeah, yeah, I know--I'm an idiot. But seeing it happen so explicitly there, twice in the same issue, just made my brain tickle. BlameSteve Englehart John Harkness, not me...
Two panels from Fantastic Four #326 (1989). First:
And later in the same issue...
Don't ask me why, but it just suddenly strikes me as odd to see comic book characters referring to their mega-events by the same titles the writers gave to those events. It just seems...off.
I mean, I know it's convenient shorthand for the readers, but do the heroes really go around referring to the demon invasion of New York as "Inferno"? Do the participants in Secret Wars all refer to those events as 'The Secret War" (at least until Bendis came along and used the title again)?
It just seems very...meta...to me, you know? Do the X-Men wander around saying, "Geez, that was pretty rough, back during the X-Tinction Agenda!" (and more importantly, do they actually leave the "E" off , in their heads, when they say it?!?)?? Did DC heroes call the events of Armageddon: 2001 "Armageddon" (obviously not 2001, for sliding timeline purposes...but still)? Do Marvel heroes call that one time every villain switched up heroes "Acts Of Vengeance" when they tell the story???
It just seems weird, that's all...like a Dickens character coming out and saying, "Well, this is indeed a Tale Of Two Cities..."
Sure, they always used to refer to a vague "Crisis" post-Crisis On Infinite Earths, but they never actually called it "Crisis On Infinite Earths". And I doubt you had a JLA meeting where Booster Gold said, "Wow, that Infinite Crisis was really something, eh?" Nor, I'm fairly certain, did you ever hear, say, Ms. Marvel opine, "Man, this sure is a Dark Reign we're experiencing, isn't it?"
Then again, people in DC's future keep referring to the "Flashpoint," so who knows. Maybe a few months from now we'll hear Avengers referring to "X-Sanction", or Hank McCoy saying, "You know, back during The Messiah Complex..."
Yeah, yeah, I know--I'm an idiot. But seeing it happen so explicitly there, twice in the same issue, just made my brain tickle. Blame
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