Cute ending, I guess, but like most of the text pieces, a whole lotta hoo-ha over nothing much.
This was the 83rd Kid Eternity story, and the standings are:
| Abu | 1 |
| Achilles | 4 |
| Adam | 1 |
| Alden, John | 1 |
| Antony, Marc | 2 |
| Apollo | 1 |
| Aramis | 2 |
| Arnold, Benedict | 1 |
| Arthur, King | 2 |
| Astor, John Jacob | 1 |
| Athos | 2 |
| Atlas | 3 |
| Attila The Hun | 1 |
| Attucks, Crispin | 1 |
| Baden-Powell, Robert | 1 |
| Baker, Lafayette | 1 |
| Barry's father | 1 |
| Barton, Clara | 1 |
| Bayard | 1 |
| Bernhardt, Sarah | 1 |
| Bertillon, Alphonse | 4 |
| Blackhawk | 1 |
| Bloodhounds (Legree's) | 1 |
| Bluebeard | 1 |
| Bolivar, Simon | 1 |
| Boone, Daniel | 1 |
| Bowie, Jim | 1 |
| Boyd, Belle | 1 |
| Brady, Diamond Jim | 1 |
| Brady, Matthew | 1 |
| Breitbart, Zishe | 1 |
| Bridger, Jim | 1 |
| British Tank crew | 1 |
| Broughton, John | 1 |
| Bucephalus | 2 |
| Bunyan, Paul | 3 |
| Byron, George Gordon | 2 |
| Caesar, Octavian | 1 |
| Cagliostro, Alessandro | 1 |
| Calhoun, John C. | 1 |
| Canary, Martha “Calamity” | 1 |
| Cannon, John W. | 1 |
| Capulet, Juliet | 1 |
| Carden, Foster | 1 |
| Carpenter, Daniel | 1 |
| Cave Man | 1 |
| Charles, Jacques | 1 |
| Cherry Sisters | 1 |
| Chopin, Frederic | 1 |
| Christian, Fletcher | 1 |
| Clancy, Patrick | 1 |
| Cleopatra | 1 |
| Cody, “Buffalo” Bill | 2 |
| Colt, Samuel | 1 |
| Columbus, Christopher | 2 |
| Corbett, Jim | 3 |
| Corcoran, Peter | 1 |
| Cortes, Hernan | 1 |
| Crillon | 1 |
| Crockett, Davy | 1 |
| Cronson, Gerald | 1 |
| Crusaders | 1 |
| Crusoe, Robinson | 1 |
| Custer, George Armstrong | 2 |
| D'artagnan | 2 |
| d'Aubigny. Julie | 1 |
| Daedalus | 1 |
| Dagger Dan | 1 |
| Davis, Richard Harding | 1 |
| de Bergerac, Cyrano | 2 |
| de Leon, Ponce | 1 |
| de Montauban, Renaud | 1 |
| de Rais, Gilles | 1 |
| Decatur, Stephen | 1 |
| Discus Thrower | 1 |
| Dixon, Billy | 1 |
| Dockstader, Lew | 1 |
| Dracula | 1 |
| Drake, Sir Francis | 1 |
| Dupin, C. Auguste | 1 |
| Earhart, Amelia | 1 |
| Edison, Thomas | 2 |
| Emery | 1 |
| Ericson, Leif | 2 |
| Fagin | 1 |
| Fairbanks, Douglas Sr. | 1 |
| Faraday, Michael | 1 |
| Fink, Mike | 1 |
| Frankenstein's Monster | 1 |
| Franklin, Ben | 1 |
| Galahad | 1 |
| Garibaldi, Giuseppi | 1 |
| Geronimo | 2 |
| Goliath | 1 |
| Gotch, Frank | 1 |
| Gothicus, Claudius | 1 |
| Grant, Ulysses S. | 1 |
| Graymalkin | 1 |
| Greb, Harry | 1 |
| Griffiths, Albert | 1 |
| Grimm, Joe | 1 |
| Gulliver, Lemuel | 1 |
| Hamilton, Alexander | 1 |
| Hart, William S. | 1 |
| Hatfield, John | 1 |
| Hathorne, John | 1 |
| Hauser, Kaspar | 1 |
| Henry, Patrick | 1 |
| Hercules | 2 |
| Hermann, Alexander | 1 |
| Hickathrift, Tom | 1 |
| Hickok, Wild Bill | 1 |
| Hippocrates | 1 |
| Hitler, Adolf | 1 |
| Hodges, Joe | 1 |
| Holmes, Sherlock | 4 |
| Hopkins, Matthew | 1 |
| Horatius Cocles | 1 |
| Houdini, Harry | 3 |
| Houston, Sam | 1 |
| Hyde, Edward | 1 |
| Hyer, Tom | 1 |
| Ikhnaton | 1 |
| Ismail, Yusuf | 1 |
| Jackson, Andrew | 1 |
| James, Jesse | 1 |
| Javert | 2 |
| Jeffries, Jim | 1 |
| Johnson, Martin | 1 |
| Jones, John Paul | 1 |
| Jove | 2 |
| Kamehameha | 1 |
| Khan, Genghis | 2 |
| Kidd, William | 1 |
| Lafayette Escradille | 1 |
| Lafayette, General | 1 |
| Lancelot | 2 |
| Larsen, Wolf | 1 |
| Laughing Cavalier | 1 |
| Laveran, Charles | 1 |
| Leander | 3 |
| Lee, Robert E. | 1 |
| Legree, Simon | 1 |
| Leonidas | 2 |
| Light Brigade | 1 |
| Lincoln, Abraham | 1 |
| Lister, Joseph | 2 |
| Macbeth's Witches | 1 |
| Marable, Fate | 1 |
| Marshall, John | 1 |
| Masterson, Bat | 1 |
| McGrew, Dan | 1 |
| Mercury | 5 |
| Merlin | 1 |
| Mesmer, Franz | 1 |
| Milo Of Croton | 2 |
| Minutemen | 1 |
| Mix, Tom | 1 |
| Montague, Romeo | 1 |
| Montezuma | 1 |
| Morgan, Henry | 1 |
| Mounties | 1 |
| Mulgrew, Jason | 1 |
| Murphy, Charles | 1 |
| Napoleon | 1 |
| Nation, Carrie | 1 |
| Neanderthal | 2 |
| Nefertiti | 1 |
| Neptune | 1 |
| Nightingale, Florence | 1 |
| Noah | 1 |
| Nobel, Alfred | 2 |
| Nobody | 2 |
| North Wind | 1 |
| Nostradamus | 2 |
| O'Brien, David | 1 |
| Oakley, Annie | 1 |
| Og | 1 |
| Orion | 1 |
| Orpheus | 1 |
| Osceola | 1 |
| Paddock, Charley | 1 |
| Paganini, Nicolo | 1 |
| Pasteur, Louis | 1 |
| Penelope | 1 |
| Perseus | 1 |
| Pheidippides | 2 |
| Pied Piper | 1 |
| Pinkerton, Allan | 1 |
| Plastic Man | 1 |
| Pocahontas | 1 |
| Poe, Edgar Allen | 1 |
| Porthos | 4 |
| Post, Wiley | 1 |
| Prometheus | 1 |
| Quixote, Don | 2 |
| Rarey, John S. | 1 |
| Reilly, Sidney | 1 |
| Revere, Paul | 1 |
| Richard the LionHeart | 2 |
| Richtofen's Flying Circus | 1 |
| Rin-Tin-Tin | 2 |
| Robespierre, Maximilien | 1 |
| Robin Hood | 3 |
| Roc | 1 |
| Rogers' Rangers | 2 |
| Röntgen, Wilhelm | 1 |
| Russell, Lillian | 1 |
| Rustum | 1 |
| Ryan, Paddy | 1 |
| Samson | 3 |
| Sandow, Eugen | 1 |
| Sayers, Tom | 1 |
| Schleyer, Johann | 1 |
| Selous, Frederick | 1 |
| Serra, Junipero | 1 |
| Shakespeare, Willaim | 1 |
| Siegfried | 1 |
| Silver, Long John | 2 |
| Skunk, Jimmy | 1 |
| Socrates | 1 |
| Sohrab | 1 |
| Solomon | 1 |
| Stanley, Henry | 1 |
| Steinmetz, Charles | 2 |
| Stogie | 1 |
| Sullivan, John L. | 2 |
| Svengali | 1 |
| Tecumseh | 1 |
| Tell, William | 1 |
| Thalfi | 1 |
| Thor | 3 |
| Thumb, Tom | 1 |
| Thurston, Howard | 1 |
| Tiglath IV | 1 |
| Tuck, Friar | 1 |
| Tut-ankh-amen | 1 |
| Twain, Mark | 1 |
| Ulysses | 1 |
| Uncas | 1 |
| Valjean, Jean | 1 |
| Vercingetorix | 1 |
| Villa, Pancho | 1 |
| Villon, Francois | 1 |
| von Helmholtz, Hermann | 1 |
| Vulcan | 2 |
| Washington, George | 3 |
| Watson, John H | 1 |
| Webster, Daniel | 2 |
| Whittington, Richard | 1 |
| Wright Brothers | 1 |
| Xanthippe | 1 |
| Zapata, Emiliano | 1 |
| Zbyzko, Stanislaus | 1 |
| Zorro | 1 |
NEXT: Kid Eternity--killer!!
From Hit Comics Z#56 (1949)