Why The Fantastic Four Will Never Need Uber!!

The Fantastic Four (and the Impossible Man) are stranded, because their spaceship crashed in Central Park (don't ask), and the Baxter Building is way across town!

Don't worry...Ben (and Sue) have things in hand:

Well played. guys.

Our cab driver has some nice theories about the FF, by the way...

The Fantastic Four: "urban legends" long before the Batman!!

From Fantastic Four #176 (1976)

Singing In The Shower With Ben!

Ben's getting ready for a big night...

Guest-starring the Impossible Man as Norman Bates!!

From Marvel Two-In-One #60 (1980)

Friday Night Fights--Impossible Style!!

No time for love, Dr. Jones--let's get right to the Friday Night Fights!

The Baxter Building has been taken over--because in the 1970s, the Baxter Building was taken over every other month--by the team supreme of Klaw and the Molecule Man! They've defeated the Fantastic Four, and now nothing can stop their evil plans:

See?

Ah, but all is not lost, because the FF currently have a house guest...

Oh, yeah!! It's on!!

BAM!!!

Damn!!!

Spacebooger would like to know why no one draws rubble as nicely as George Perez...

One guy takes down two in Fantastic Four #187 (1977), by Len Wein, George Perez, and Joe Sinnott

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? I honestly have no idea. Just go vote!!

Friday Night Fights--Color-Change Style!!

You know that you've always wanted to see a melee that featured the Thing vs. the Hulk vs. Captain America vs. Captain Britain vs. Rambo vs. Rocky vs. Mr T vs. Baron Strucker vs. Nick Fury vs. the Watcher vs. Galactus vs. Godzilla vs. Red Ronin. Admit it.

Well, then you've come to the right Friday Night Fights, friends.

Let's start with a surprise visitor dropping in on the X-Men:

Unfortunately, the X-Men are away, and the New Mutants don't want to play:

But fortunately for our fight, Warlock has the same problem as Marty McFly circa Back To The Future III:

And it's on, in a battle all over the globe:

Which leads to England, and...

And as the New Mutants hustle around trying to contain the damage...well, some things there's just no containing:

But surprisingly, the battle ends more quickly than you might think:

Game, set and match.

Spacebooger appreciates a battle that ends in tears, not punches.

The colorful battle of the century is brought to you by Chris Claremont, Alan Davis and Paul Neary in New Mutants Annual #3 (1987). Please note that I left out a few transformations for space reasons, such as Spider-Woman, Viper, Spider-Man, Green Goblin, Thanos, Captain Marvel, and a very special tennis match at Wimbledon. An editor's job is tough!!

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? Because I did all the hard work to edit down an essentially 40-page fight scene into just a few panels, for you viewing pleasure. So go and vote!!