Showing posts with label Hoboes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hoboes. Show all posts

Monday, June 25, 2018

Manic Monday--The "H" Doesn't Stand For Hercules, It Stands For Hobo!

It looks like someone would rather go incognito rather than let Geoff Johns finally get around to writing his adventures...

It's not just billboards asking the question...

It starts off as just another day in Fawcett City, when,,,

But while fires can be frightening things, someone is maybe overreacting a little bit?

Billy is right, as Captain Marvel rescues the wife and daughter pretty easily!

This is where things get kind of strange...


So, she married a hobo? And he stopped being a hobo? They never tell us what profession he adopted...And at the first hint of trouble, he abandons that new life to become a hobo again, without even waiting to find out his family's fate?!? And she knows this is going to happen?!?

I'm just saying, there seems to be some evidence of mental instability there...

Nowadays, there's probably some hobo locating app you could use. But back then? Good luck getting cooperation from other hobos--because Captain Marvel is The Man!


And...

Yes, damn those hobos and their standoffish ways!

Hey, now that's just rude!

But using the wisdom of Solomon...


Huge missed opportunity here for a crossover with hobo Namor!!

And we're treated to the odd sight of the Flying Hobo!

Well, Hunky doesn't want to be found:

"An old hobo enemy of mine"?? What is this, Hobo Game Of Thrones?!?!? Hmmm, someone get me HBO on the line...

Well, Cap eventually catches up to Hunky, and convinces him that he's been kind of a dumbass:


Dude, you took off to be a hobo at the first sign of flames!!! You didn't even stick around for a funeral or anything! You sooo wanted to be a hobo again, you didn't even wait for anyone to be declared dead!!

Well, alls well that ends well. Until Hunky comes home one day, and his family isn't back from the grocery store yet, so he assumes they're dead and just takes off for the road again...

Don't jinx yourself, Cap. Knowing Geoff Johns, he'll have you destitute and miserable within 2 issues...

From Whiz Comics #93 (1948)

Saturday, October 21, 2017

The Magical Fruit!!

We established back in Incredible Hulk # 182 (1974) that the Hulk likes beans!

Well, let's hop ahead a year later, to Incredible Hulk #194 (1975), when once he again encounters hoboes in the woods as they're cooking dinner. Running out of ideas, Len Wein?

Anyway...


Of course, ol' Jadejaws rousts them pretty easily...


But nothing smells as good as...



Dude, you really need an agent. Think of the commercials we could set up.

These stories also suggest that perhaps Thunderbolt Ross was taking the wrong approach in stopping the Hulk. Beans are a lot cheaper than tanks and missiles...

And I have no doubt that this is the Hulk's favorite song...



It was the 60s, man.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Golden Age Idol--The Vagabond!!

Followers of this blog are well aware of my deep and abiding love for hobos in comics.

So why not go full-on crazy and have a hobo hero?

No, it's not Namor (although we can always hope for a crossover).

No, this is the one, the only Chauncy Throttlebottom III!

But we'll just call him...The Vagabond!!

Oh, man, that hits the spot.

So, who is the Vagabond? That's a very good question, actually, because for reasons unbeknownst to modern readers, they played ridiculously coy with his secret identity.

We start in the well-known town of Middleton, where Pat Murphy, a police officer working for the District Attorney's office, is trying to find the lowdown on some gangs...

In the very next panel, we meet:

The curious thing is, in all his appearances in USA Comics, the costume change was always made off-screen, and without explicitly confirming that Murphy was the Vagabond.


And at the end of an adventure, it's another clandestine change, taking care not to reveal his identity!

Why? Did the creators want to sew confusion about his identity for some particular reason? This they have some big twist reveal that maybe the Vagabond was actually someone besides Murphy?

No one can say at this point. Many sources were confused by this approach, though, resulting in their suggesting that maybe the Vagabond was really FBI agent Walter Carstairs, even though he was killed prior to the start of the first story.

Stan Lee himself let the cat out of the bag in a text piece in USA Comics #2 (1941), where all of the heroes starring in that comic met up and swapped tales of their adventures:

Assuming that Stan knew, that's pretty definite.

Anyway, the Vagabond dressed like a clown tramp, but spoke extremely eruditely. He was the Sideshow Bob of his day!!


Well, he spoke like Sideshow Bob, but fought like Captain America!


He even explicitly hat-tips fellow Timely hero Captain America:

Early product placement!!

Any, that was the the Vagabond's entire shtick--talk fancy, beat up thugs.


Vagabond's run lasted a mere three issues in USA Comics. And in the very next issue, the Fighting Hobo (no relation) debuted, creating even more confusion!! Clearly, the early 1940s were the zenith of heroic hobos!!

A few months later, a Vagabond story turned up in Young Allies #4 (1942). They had pretty much abandoned Middleton and any pretense of a secret identity--he was now just a wandering tramp who stumbled into crime and beat up the criminals. He did fight a villain named Egg-Head, so excellent tie-in possibilities exist!

Next he showed up in Comedy Comics #11 (1942), and he was pretty much transformed into a humor character.

That was it for the Vagabond, until the 2008 Avengers/Invaders mini-series. With a number of other obscure Timely heroes, he was slaughtered by the Red Skull in 1943, only to be resurrected later, because Cosmic Cube. Then, again with a gaggle of Timely co-stars, he turned up in the never-finished All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes (2011). Eisenhower put together a team of Timely men called the Crazy SUES, who fought in various WWII theaters. In this tale, the Vagabond was killed in an Axis ambush in 1944, because modern comic readers aren't allowed to have nice, fun characters.

Still, it shows that some folks at Marvel are aware of the character, and there's no reason he can't be revived. How about it, guys?

From USA Comics #2-4 (1941-1942)

Monday, July 10, 2017

Manic Monday--A Hobo's Gotta Have A Code!!

Even a hobo can have standards:

What's the difference, you might ask?

I see!!

Man, you can't escape from class warfare anywhere, can you?!?

From Rock Candy Mountain #3 (2017). You really should be reading this book!

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Quote of The Week, Hobo-Style!

Sometimes, you find a quote that expresses itself perfectly:

Whew. Top that, Bendis!

Anyway, Rock Candy Mountain, which broke from Image yesterday, is by Kyle Starks. And it's all about hobos:

This thing is a well-researched (there are footnotes, people--FOOTNOTES!) fantasy (?) about a mysterious hobo searching for the mythical (?) hobo promised land while various forces--hobo and non-hobo--pursue him. And it's really good, and you should read it.

Namor hasn't appeared yet, but it's only a matter of tome, right?

From Rock Candy Mountain #1 (2017)

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Hitting The Highway Hobo-Style!!

One things comics will never lack is hoboes:



Especially they will never lack...

...super-heroes as hoboes!!

Don't worry, folks...I'm sure that Johnny Storm will come along and drop this hobo into the ocean, too!!

Because admit it--a young Human Torch/Superboy team-up would be the best thing ever.

From Superboy #146 (1968)