We all know that in the Golden and Silver Age, Green Arrow had such a massive case of Batman-envy that you know he would have been hoarding issues of that Bat-penis comic.
Aside from being similarly-situated--billionaire crime fighter with a teenage ward who fights crime with him--Ollie Queen (or his writers) seemed to go out of their way to try and imitate Batman. Green Arrow had the Arrowcar and Arrowboat and Arrowplane (OK, at least that one was a fair pun) and Arrowcave and gosh knows what else.
Did you ever wonder what Batman himself thought of all that?
It's back in the day, about two years after the Justice League has formed. Batman's not a member yet, but he and J'onn J'onzz are investigating strange doings at stately Queen Manor...including the super-hero headquarters below it.
I like that, while the Batcave has a giant penny and a dinosaur, the Arrowcave has...a giant poster of Spiro Agnew?!?! This is pre-woke Ollie, but still!! Does anyone know if that comes from an actual Green Arrow case?
Anyway, don't be shy, Batman--tell us what you think!!
"'Arrowcave'"...not sure if I should be repulsed or insulted..."
Oh, Bruce...we all feel that way!!
From Legends Of The DC Universe #12 (1999)
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Monday, November 12, 2018
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
Bold Fashion Choices--The Day Of 9 Green Arrows--Nope, Just 8!
Green Arrow has a surprising announcement at the latest Justice League meeting:
Well, of course, his fellow Leaguers respect Green Arrow's request for privacy, right?
NOT!!
And of course, the all have the exact same idea.
So, we get:
And...
And...
Nice die job, Kal-El...glad you kept the spit-curl.
I would pay big money for a series with Green Arrow riding a turtle.
And the rest:
Well, that's everyone in the JLA...or is it?
Damn, I think you "get away with it" pretty well, Diana! Va va voom!! (Plus given her Themysciran training, she's probably the only one of the crew who can actually hit the broad side of a barn with an arrow!)
From Justice League Of America #61 (1968)
Well, of course, his fellow Leaguers respect Green Arrow's request for privacy, right?
NOT!!
And of course, the all have the exact same idea.
So, we get:
And...
And...
Nice die job, Kal-El...glad you kept the spit-curl.
I would pay big money for a series with Green Arrow riding a turtle.
And the rest:
Well, that's everyone in the JLA...or is it?
Damn, I think you "get away with it" pretty well, Diana! Va va voom!! (Plus given her Themysciran training, she's probably the only one of the crew who can actually hit the broad side of a barn with an arrow!)
From Justice League Of America #61 (1968)
Saturday, August 18, 2018
Guardians Of The Universe--C$%& Blockers!!
Who's the black Green Lantern that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
John Stewart!!
You're damn right...until one of the Guardians comes calling, that is:
WAIT...did he just say what I think he said? He made John interrupt "the completion of his pleasure"?!?!?!?!?
You just know Hal Jordan would never let that act go uncompleted!
John tries to make sure the home fires will still be burning...
..but after his little adventure:
"I dunno"??? "Guess"???? "Report to the Guardians"????
Dude, Beverly is waiting--in your bed!!
John--BEVERLY IS WAITING FOR YOU IN BED!!!!!
John Stewart, you are no Hal Jordan!!
From Green Lantern #165 (1983)
John Stewart!!
You're damn right...until one of the Guardians comes calling, that is:
WAIT...did he just say what I think he said? He made John interrupt "the completion of his pleasure"?!?!?!?!?
You just know Hal Jordan would never let that act go uncompleted!
John tries to make sure the home fires will still be burning...
..but after his little adventure:
"I dunno"??? "Guess"???? "Report to the Guardians"????
Dude, Beverly is waiting--in your bed!!
John--BEVERLY IS WAITING FOR YOU IN BED!!!!!
John Stewart, you are no Hal Jordan!!
From Green Lantern #165 (1983)
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Monday, April 2, 2018
Manic Monday Bonus--Great Moments In Amusement Park Design!
OK, let's get the immature giggles out of the way:
Yes, it's an amusement park named "Gayland."
But there's trouble at Gayland:
"Doom Over Gayland may be the best title for a story ever.
Anyway, it's a Scooby Doo plot, as a bunch of goons dressed as devils are trying to get the owners of Gayland to sell, because there's oil underneath it!!
And the bad guys are using sabotaged rides to kill people:
Green Arrow and Speedy have a job waiting for them in the garment industry...
Anyway, our heroes are captured (for the 28th time in this story). And the bad guys have quite the death trap ready:
When I design an amusement park, I'll make sure not to put the cannon next to the House Of Swords (with upright swords all over the roof), and I definitely won't put the House Of Swords next to the Crocodile Pen. But that's just me.
And so...
But what about the crocodile?!?
All right, I have to give Ollie props here: at least 17 arrows (and probably more) fired while hurtling in mid-air, all to imprison--but not hurt--the fake looking crocodile. That is indeed "eye-blurring speed"!
The Emerald Archer should just be grateful that Gayland hadn't installed the adjoining Quicksand Pit and Piranha Tank yet...
From More Fun Comics #77 (1942)
Yes, it's an amusement park named "Gayland."
But there's trouble at Gayland:
"Doom Over Gayland may be the best title for a story ever.
Anyway, it's a Scooby Doo plot, as a bunch of goons dressed as devils are trying to get the owners of Gayland to sell, because there's oil underneath it!!
And the bad guys are using sabotaged rides to kill people:
Green Arrow and Speedy have a job waiting for them in the garment industry...
Anyway, our heroes are captured (for the 28th time in this story). And the bad guys have quite the death trap ready:
When I design an amusement park, I'll make sure not to put the cannon next to the House Of Swords (with upright swords all over the roof), and I definitely won't put the House Of Swords next to the Crocodile Pen. But that's just me.
And so...
But what about the crocodile?!?
All right, I have to give Ollie props here: at least 17 arrows (and probably more) fired while hurtling in mid-air, all to imprison--but not hurt--the fake looking crocodile. That is indeed "eye-blurring speed"!
The Emerald Archer should just be grateful that Gayland hadn't installed the adjoining Quicksand Pit and Piranha Tank yet...
From More Fun Comics #77 (1942)
Monday, February 12, 2018
Manic Monday--The Amazing Imitative Green Arrow!!
We've known forever that poor Golden Age/Silver Age Green Arrow was consumed by Batman envy. Arrow Cave, Arrow Car (also known as the Arrowplane), lots of gadgets, desperate attempts to find him Gotham-lite villains...
But poor Ollie Queen was always copying other heroes, too. Like, for example, Radioactive Man!
Yes, Ranier Wolfcastle should play Green Arrow in the movie...
And then there's this...
This is the point where Soupy Sales or Joan Collins pops out the window to talk with ourCaped Crusaders Battling Bowmen, isn't it?
Or the time--well, actually all the times--Ollie tried to be Bulletman!
And if you think that's nuts, well, how about the time Speedy was captured, and about to be taken away on a submarine?!?
That's some aim, Arrow!!
Keep on keepin' on, Oliver Queen. Someday you'll find a gimmick of your own...
From More Fun Comics #74-76 (1941-1942)
But poor Ollie Queen was always copying other heroes, too. Like, for example, Radioactive Man!
Yes, Ranier Wolfcastle should play Green Arrow in the movie...
And then there's this...
This is the point where Soupy Sales or Joan Collins pops out the window to talk with our
Or the time--well, actually all the times--Ollie tried to be Bulletman!
And if you think that's nuts, well, how about the time Speedy was captured, and about to be taken away on a submarine?!?
That's some aim, Arrow!!
Keep on keepin' on, Oliver Queen. Someday you'll find a gimmick of your own...
From More Fun Comics #74-76 (1941-1942)
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
April Madness Round IV--The Weakest Link!!
It's the final preliminary battle
in The Seven Justice Soldiers of The Victory League Society!! Which grouping of heroes will reign supreme?!?
This is the most fascinating battle of all the first rounders, featuring
vs.
Now, Flash and Zatanna are pretty powerful. I toyed with making them a higher seed, but...well, there's Red Tornado.
You know with all your being that, at some point, Red Tornado is going to start crying, or self-destruct, or get taken over by someone. Everyone knows this:
It's just a question of whether it happens during one of our battles our not. So our third seed has a significant handicap.
Then again, so does the other team.
More than one of you suggested that the Thunderbolt is so powerful, his team should just win automatically. As commentator Mista Whiskas put it, "The Thunderbolt could just will all the teams out of existence, right?"
Well, yes...except for one thing. The Thunderbolt can't operate independently. He has to wait from order from Johnny Thunder, who is, well, as stupid as a bag of stupid hammers:
I mean come on, you're saying plenty of two and three syllable words, but the hiccups mean you can't get out "Cei-U"?!?!?
It's an illustration of snell's Third Law Of Comic writing: The more powerful your character, the STUPIDER the obstacles you have to create to keep him from solving the dilemma in one panel. So, Thunderbolt is powerful, yes. But wielded by a moron.
Which means this battle goes about as you'd expect. Zatanna immediately shuts Johnny up ("!htuom s'ynnhoJ no raeppa gaG"). Flash creates a speed vacuum so no one can hear Canary's scream. And hey, Red Tornado doesn't malfunction this time around, deflecting all of Ollie's arrows with his wind while Flash gives him a love tap.
Team Flash/Zatanna/Red Tornado is pretty powerful...but can they take on Batman's group? Find out tomorrow, as we head for the semi-finals!!
This is the most fascinating battle of all the first rounders, featuring
vs.
Now, Flash and Zatanna are pretty powerful. I toyed with making them a higher seed, but...well, there's Red Tornado.
You know with all your being that, at some point, Red Tornado is going to start crying, or self-destruct, or get taken over by someone. Everyone knows this:
It's just a question of whether it happens during one of our battles our not. So our third seed has a significant handicap.
Then again, so does the other team.
More than one of you suggested that the Thunderbolt is so powerful, his team should just win automatically. As commentator Mista Whiskas put it, "The Thunderbolt could just will all the teams out of existence, right?"
Well, yes...except for one thing. The Thunderbolt can't operate independently. He has to wait from order from Johnny Thunder, who is, well, as stupid as a bag of stupid hammers:
I mean come on, you're saying plenty of two and three syllable words, but the hiccups mean you can't get out "Cei-U"?!?!?
It's an illustration of snell's Third Law Of Comic writing: The more powerful your character, the STUPIDER the obstacles you have to create to keep him from solving the dilemma in one panel. So, Thunderbolt is powerful, yes. But wielded by a moron.
Which means this battle goes about as you'd expect. Zatanna immediately shuts Johnny up ("!htuom s'ynnhoJ no raeppa gaG"). Flash creates a speed vacuum so no one can hear Canary's scream. And hey, Red Tornado doesn't malfunction this time around, deflecting all of Ollie's arrows with his wind while Flash gives him a love tap.
Team Flash/Zatanna/Red Tornado is pretty powerful...but can they take on Batman's group? Find out tomorrow, as we head for the semi-finals!!
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