Manic Monday Bonus--It's Important To Have Variety In Your Diet!

Galactus doesn't eat only planets, you know.

The Elders Of The Universe just tried to destroy Galactus, because dumbasses. But they failed. And now it's time to pay the piper:

Man, he went through them like I go through the dollar menu at Taco Bell...

But there is a downside...

Hmmm...maybe you don't want to use the bathroom after Galactus that day...

From Silver Surfer #10 (1988)

Hawkeye's Second Greatest Moment!

We've already seen how, with all of the other Avengers captured, Hawkeye beat the Collector all by his lonesome.

Well, that wasn't Clint Barton's only solo triumph over cosmic beings.

The Grandmaster, because he's a dickweed, has captured Death, and wants to trigger a new Big Bang. But, because he's addicted to games, he has to give someone a chance to stop him.

But all of the East And West Coast Avengers, well, kind of died during Round I, except for Hawkeye and Cap. And there's no way they're going to survive Round II.

Until Hawkeye has an idea...

Oh, Clint.

Look, Hawkeye has defeated TWO of the Elders Of The Universe...all by himself!! That's some Thanos level shit there, folks.

So there's my series pitch--Hawkeye traveling around, beating cosmic threats with carny tricks and sly charm.

Tell me you wouldn't read the hell out of that book...

From Avengers Annual #16 (1987)