Batman and Two-Face are in trouble!!
So new protege Duke rides in to help:
Say, what the hell is that music he's playing? Let's listen to some more:
Man, I'm not sure what the hell that is...I'm not even sure how you'd play
as a musical note...
Perhaps Duke can explain?
So, wait...A group of ex-Arkham inmates puts together a death-metal band that plays impossible notes and mocks Batman with their very name?!? That may be the most Gotham thing ever...
Of course, given the difficulty of superheroes trademarking their own names (as likely that would mean having to reveal their own identities, or having a stand-in do it for them, putting their lives in jeopardy), Bruce probably couldn't sue. Then again, maybe Bruce *did* trademark the bat symbol and the rest during Batman Incorporated...? And of course Booster Gold did, so...
This probably means that pretty much every DC city of punk/metal/folk bands based upon/mocking heroes, right?
"Batman's @^$&^"? Hrm...
From All-Star Batman #3 (2016)
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Thursday, December 3, 2015
Tales From The Quarter Bin--Smallville Is Where Now?
Ah, my insane obsession with DC Geography kicks in again...
Everyone has pretty much settled on Kansas as the location of Smallville.
But pre-Crisis? Some folks, including DC, had a different idea.
Check out the map from The New Adventures of Superboy #22 (1981):
Smallville (& Bigville!!) were only a stone's throw away from Metropolis--and Gotham!!
Now, Metropolis and Gotham both have sea ports, which makes it rather unlikely for them to be in the midwest.
Indeed, it looks as if that map is intened to closely resemble real-world Atlantic coast geography:
That would put Gotham City in New Jersey, Metropolis across the Delaware Bay in Delaware...and depending on the scale, Smallville is either in Delaware or Maryland.
This is consistent with the geography that DC was trying to sell us at the time. The Amazing World of DC Comics #14 (1977) straight-up declared Smallville to be in Maryland.
Somewhere along the way that idea changed, and from the Byrne reboot onward, Smallville has been pretty consistently portrayed as being in Kansas--perhaps because that better fit our preconception as the decent stock of farm folk who would raise a super man, not like those East Coast city slickers and their evil ways.
Plus, no doubt, it suited Byrne, who let both Ma and Pa Kent remain alive, to have Metropolis be farther away, metaphorically and in distance, from where Superman operated. Otherwise, there no reason the Kents wouldn't constantly visit Clark (and vice versa) with that cozy distance.
That issue of Superboy also included a map of the entire town of Smallville...click to embiggen:
Given that Scott Snyder had Superman say that Smallville had a population of 36,000 (!), that's an awful lot of people living in each house...
Everyone has pretty much settled on Kansas as the location of Smallville.
But pre-Crisis? Some folks, including DC, had a different idea.
Check out the map from The New Adventures of Superboy #22 (1981):
Smallville (& Bigville!!) were only a stone's throw away from Metropolis--and Gotham!!
Now, Metropolis and Gotham both have sea ports, which makes it rather unlikely for them to be in the midwest.
Indeed, it looks as if that map is intened to closely resemble real-world Atlantic coast geography:
That would put Gotham City in New Jersey, Metropolis across the Delaware Bay in Delaware...and depending on the scale, Smallville is either in Delaware or Maryland.
This is consistent with the geography that DC was trying to sell us at the time. The Amazing World of DC Comics #14 (1977) straight-up declared Smallville to be in Maryland.
Somewhere along the way that idea changed, and from the Byrne reboot onward, Smallville has been pretty consistently portrayed as being in Kansas--perhaps because that better fit our preconception as the decent stock of farm folk who would raise a super man, not like those East Coast city slickers and their evil ways.
Plus, no doubt, it suited Byrne, who let both Ma and Pa Kent remain alive, to have Metropolis be farther away, metaphorically and in distance, from where Superman operated. Otherwise, there no reason the Kents wouldn't constantly visit Clark (and vice versa) with that cozy distance.
That issue of Superboy also included a map of the entire town of Smallville...click to embiggen:
Given that Scott Snyder had Superman say that Smallville had a population of 36,000 (!), that's an awful lot of people living in each house...
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Thursday, October 29, 2015
The Trial Of Lois Lane Part XII--The Gotham Way!
It's a break in the trial, and Superman is offering Lois an alternative to the electric chair:
Well, it is Gotham City, after all--90 percent of the people Batman captures end up pleading insanity, right?
And there is a basis for Lois to plead that way...
Batman the great detective hadn't looked into Lois' past at all before the trial. Worst. Defense. Attorney. Ever.
You would think that some in-between charges like manslaughter or negligent homicide might be thrown out here, as compromises. But nope, It's Arkham or the chair for you, Lois!!
SPOILER ALERT: She refuses the generous offer.
From Lois Lane #100 (1970)
Well, it is Gotham City, after all--90 percent of the people Batman captures end up pleading insanity, right?
And there is a basis for Lois to plead that way...
Batman the great detective hadn't looked into Lois' past at all before the trial. Worst. Defense. Attorney. Ever.
You would think that some in-between charges like manslaughter or negligent homicide might be thrown out here, as compromises. But nope, It's Arkham or the chair for you, Lois!!
SPOILER ALERT: She refuses the generous offer.
From Lois Lane #100 (1970)
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Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Bold Fashion Choices--Metropolis Is No Gotham!
So Lana blows Pan's flute at Clark, because Metropolis, and...
Later:
Oh, you magic artifacts!!
Well, it's not too tough for Clark Kent to cover up, right? He can wear a jaunty hat...
...or an icebag...
...or just be Mr. Action Skydiving Reporter!
Well, it might be a bit harder for Superman to cover up...although he really doesn't need to!
But Kal-El is vain and all that. Unfortunately, he chooses the worst solution possible:
What?!?
What the hell, Superman? Are you the Composite Batman, or what?
Supes, who cares if he can see the points on your head? C'mon, this is pre-Crisis DC!!
Unfortunately, the Man Of Steel has developed an unhealthy preoccupation because of his new clothes:
Yes, Superman is now obsessed with scaring crooks as much as Batman does!!
It doesn't go too well, though...
And...
So. Either Metropolitan crooks are far more sophisticated than Gotham hoodlums, or that combo costume ain't gonna cut it.
Let's test that, Kal-El, by going au natural:
Well, sure. Duh.
Later, after the magic has worn off, Clark discusses recent events with Bruce:
Waaah wahhhhh!
From Superman #405 (1985)
Later:
Oh, you magic artifacts!!
Well, it's not too tough for Clark Kent to cover up, right? He can wear a jaunty hat...
...or an icebag...
...or just be Mr. Action Skydiving Reporter!
Well, it might be a bit harder for Superman to cover up...although he really doesn't need to!
But Kal-El is vain and all that. Unfortunately, he chooses the worst solution possible:
What?!?
What the hell, Superman? Are you the Composite Batman, or what?
Supes, who cares if he can see the points on your head? C'mon, this is pre-Crisis DC!!
Unfortunately, the Man Of Steel has developed an unhealthy preoccupation because of his new clothes:
Yes, Superman is now obsessed with scaring crooks as much as Batman does!!
It doesn't go too well, though...
And...
So. Either Metropolitan crooks are far more sophisticated than Gotham hoodlums, or that combo costume ain't gonna cut it.
Let's test that, Kal-El, by going au natural:
Well, sure. Duh.
Later, after the magic has worn off, Clark discusses recent events with Bruce:
Waaah wahhhhh!
From Superman #405 (1985)
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Thursday, March 5, 2015
Right Up Gotham's Alley
This map appeared in this week's Detective Comics #40:
Wow. That's one hell of an alley...
Yes, yes, I know--"Crime Alley" could refer to an entire neighborhood, not just one particular alley. A pretty big neighborhood, by the looks of that map...
Or maybe this is proof of The Busiek Hypothesis--DC Earth is bigger than our Earth, in order to accommodate all those extra cities. Obviously, not only is the planet bigger, but the alleys are, as well...
Wow. That's one hell of an alley...
Yes, yes, I know--"Crime Alley" could refer to an entire neighborhood, not just one particular alley. A pretty big neighborhood, by the looks of that map...
Or maybe this is proof of The Busiek Hypothesis--DC Earth is bigger than our Earth, in order to accommodate all those extra cities. Obviously, not only is the planet bigger, but the alleys are, as well...
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Maybe He's Really Clayface?
This ad appeared in most DC books this week, and I can't help wondering...
...are they deliberately trying to make Cobblepot look like the Joker, or what? A hint, or just jerking us around?
I report, you decide!!
...are they deliberately trying to make Cobblepot look like the Joker, or what? A hint, or just jerking us around?
I report, you decide!!
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