Manic Monday--The Best Part About Having The Power Of Flight

The part about having the power of flight that they never tell you about:

That would be cool if I could do it; rather creepy if someone else did it...

From Super Goof #71 (1983)

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Proof That I Could Still Be A Super-Hero!

The Beagle Boys have slipped Super Goof a secret formula that greatly increases his appetite!

The result?

And...

Their plan is working to perfection--Super Goof is almost as big as I am!!

Ah, but wait!

Hey!! I can sit on crooks!! Perhaps there's hope for me yet!

From Super Goof #66 (1981)

Et Tu, Goofy?

You may remember how upset I was recently at an issue of Tarzan that featured him fighting a shark on the cover, and there wasn't even a single shark anywhere in the issue.

My mood was not brightened by a later issue of Tarzan which featured him fighting sharks on the cover. And while this issue did have sharks in it, Tarzan did not fight them...he merely escaped from them.

So, that's it. I will no longer be taken in by comic books that promise heroes fighting sharks in their covers. Nope, I've learned my lesson. Won't happen again...

Wait. What's this?!? Oh, all right, I'll try again. It's only a quarter...and a Disney comic wouldn't lie to me..would it?

Of course, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE SHARK IN THE ENTIRE ISSUE.

Super Goof #51 (1979), you are dead to me!!

No, of course you're not. How could I stay mad at you, Super Goof? Especially when you feature a story with dozens of Bizarro Super Goofs?

"Swarm of sinister Super Goofs". OK, all is forgiven for the shark business...this time.