Showing posts with label Frightful Four. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frightful Four. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

The Only Halloween Countdown You'll Ever Need!!

You all have noticed that I'm not all that big on building up to Halloween around here.

(I, on the other hand, notice that often it is those who complain the most about "fake holidays" and stores who put out Christmas wares "too early" who will devote themselves to 31-day countdowns til Halloween. Just sayin'...)

But seriously, there is exactly one--and only one--Halloween story that you need.

The Frightful Four has beaten the Fantastic Four again...but neglected to actually kill them (again...sigh).

But this time, they did it at Agatha Harkness' house.

Uh-oh:











So, BOO!, y'all. That should see you through the next week...

From Fantastic Four #94 (1970)

Friday, July 20, 2012

Friday Night Fights--Rubberband Man Style!!

It's Friday Night Fights!!

The New, New, New (New) Frightful Four have tried to take out the Fantastic Four, but only strong-woman Titania is left on her feet. But she's not as strong as the FF's smartest member:




LA BAM!!

Spacebooger wishes that She-Thing had been the one to finish her off...

Steve Englehart (writing as John Harkness), Keith Pollard and Romeo Tanghal show how to stretch out a fight scene in Fantastic Four #328 (1989)

Now is the time for you to go and vote. You should vote for me, because I'm bust watching Dark Knight all weekend, and your votes will help give me stamina, or something like that. So go and vote!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Fourth Member--A Numbers Game, Part III

So, what the hell is going on?

Well, the nu52 version of the Frightful Four had just gotten their butts handed to them by the Fantastic Four, when two new members of the Frightfuls turned up and sucker punched the good guys: Dragon Man, and Aron the Rogue Watcher!!

Who?

Aron was this young Watcher who was interning with Uatu, but decided he liked interfering better. He had been hanging around for awhile under the Englehart Harekness run, surreptitiously collecting cell samples of the Fantastic Four, with Dragon Man as his minion. Please don't ask why.

So why is he helping the evil Frightful Four?


OK, but I still say that if you want to prove that your intellect and your team is superior, bringing in a Watcher is pure cheating, as it proves nothing. As we shall see, when Aron declares that he's got what he needs, and he's leaving:

And when they try to fight him:

And he leaves.

Still, it's a good day for the Frightful Four. They've got the FF captive, and they can finally kill them, right. Right?!?

And you're going to kill them, right?!?





Sweet merciful heavens!! This is what, the 4th time you've had the Fantastic Four beaten, and completely at your mercy, but you let them live for torture or ransom or whatever?? And every single other time, they've escaped and beaten you, right??

So really, why does your superior intellect think the result would be different this time??

Oh, but it will be different--it will be extra humiliating. For you see, the currently not-Thingified Ben Grimm has found you, and...



Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....


Yes, plain ol' human Ben Grimm, all by his lonesome, just took out three of the Frightful Four. That's pretty pathetic for an evil supergroup. And when he let's his pals loose...

Well, it doesn't take long...

Oh, Frightful Four...will you ever learn?!?

Oh, and then began the single worst five-issue stretch of the Fantastic Four ever, as Aron the Rogue Watcher clones an evil version of the FF, and sends them out to relive the FF's old adventures, while he locks the real FF in stasis and watches their dreams. For five issues.

Yes, dreams, which Englehart has said were the plotlines that he would have run had Marvel not said no. Which means he would have had Doom and Kristoff blow up the world. And he would have revealed that Franklin had made Johnny and Alicia fall in love--which is even worse than the Skrull thing--and Franklin would then undo it so Ben and Alicia get back together, as do Johnny and Crystal.

Yes, we watched bad re-runs of old FF stories and dreams of hypothetical retcon storylines FOR FIVE ISSUES. Sigh...

Anyway, aside from a brief reappearance in FF #333, and a cameo one panel time travel cameo bit in #400, this was the last we'd see of the Frightful Four until 1994...Maybe by then the Wizard would figure out the proper line-up (spoiler alert--he wouldn't).

From Fantastic Four #328 (1989)

The Fourth Member--A Numbers Game, Part II

Earlier today, we saw how the latest, all-new, all-different Frightful Four had (accidentally) turned the Thing back into plain old Ben Grimm. So now, beating the rest of the Fantastic Four should be a cake-walk, right?

Uh, not so much:

I mean, these guys can't even take hostages properly:



Aww, yeah, Franklin.

And the Wizard takes monologuing to new depths:


And Johnny puts an exclamation point on it:


So, of course, they run away:

And the Wizard analyzes the situation:


Uh, who's that, now?


So who's that, then?

Well, the FF finally track the frightful ones down...

And in less time than it takes to tell about it...

Well, that's it, then, right?

What the...?

OK, using a Watcher is completely cheating.

Still, is this the time the Frightful Four Six have finally defeated the Fantastic Four? Tune in later this morning to see...

From Fantastic Four #327 (1989)