First Page Follies--100% Pure Set-Up, Right?

In Batman '66 #5, we learn that...

Wait a minute!! That's completely new information!! This was never mentioned on the show!!

Swept away? Never seen again?!??

You know what that means, don't you?

Uncle Walt will be turning up as a super-villain!!

By the way, Dick, way to show family sympathy when your aunt is describing the (apparent) death of your uncle. "Oh, yeah. Uncle Walt. I had forgotten he ever existed and died tragically. Shrug."

First Page Follies--It's Not Easy Being A Crime Boss In The Marvel Universe

In Superior Spider-Man Annual #1, we learn that...

...apparently, there are some things that ninjas can't do.

I know--color me shocked. I would have thought that ninjas were perfectly capable of negotiating with the Chicago outfit...

First Page Follies--At Least There Won't Be Snakes

In Batwoman #25, we learn...

...that Professor Indiana Jones is now teaching at West Point.

It's good to know that, in the nu52, cadets are getting a good archeological education...Are we ready with our "Batwoman And The Temple Of Doom" fanfic?