Best Pulp Cover You've Never Seen--No, Not THAT Suicide Squad!!

You have to respect the ability to use a microscope while simultaneously firing off your gun!!!

FBI agents Kerrigan, Murdoch, and Klaw (yes, Klaw!!) were known as the Suicide Squad, and their tales ran in such pulp magazines as Ace G-Man Stories and High Adventure. Surprisingly, Harley Quinn is nowhere to be found...

Unfortunately, I can find no credits for this cover from Ace G-Man Stories, February 1943

Fox Mulder, CPA!!

From Untouchables #2 (a.k.a. Dell #1286) (1962), the qualifications required to become an actual FBI agent:

Yup, no wusses needed here!

Pre-Super-Soldier serum Steve Rogers--you need not apply!!

Mole Man--out!!

Again, Steve Rogers--right out!!

And finally:

Really? I'm sure Dell looked this up or asked Robert Stack or something...but really? You have to be a lawyer or an accountant (at least in 1962)?!? I guess the accountant thing is a holdover from busting Capone for tax evasion...but Hoover only hired court jockeys or number crunchers?

Make your own X-Files and Fringe jokes below...

BONUS: Elliot Ness showing a law degree and/or commercial experience in accounting in action!