Friday Night fights--SKZZZZK Style!!

No time for pointless chatter, humble minions, because it's Friday Night Fights!!

It's the summertime...

And after Spider-Man takes out a few henchman, it's time to face the level boss:

Yay!! Everyone loves Electro!!

Nothing is more NYC summer than cooling off in front of an open hydrant!

Spacebooger wishes to assure you that this little tussle did not make Peter Parker late for his wedding.

The worst bachelor party ever is from Amazing Spider-Man Annual #21 (1987), by Jim Shooter (plot), David Michelinie (script), Paul Ryan (pencils) and Vince Colletta (inks)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Why not? So go and vote!!

Friday Night Fights--The Boots Are Made For Kicking Style!!

All fight in this volume of Friday Night Fights must have one character kicking another. Because kicks = good!!

So, Spider-Man is fighting Electro, who's trying to engineer a prison break!! And Electro is winning!!

 KICK!!!

Shocking...positively shocking!!

Spacebooger has no idea what the hell Byrne was thinking of with that lame costume for Electro...

We learn that every maintenance closet in the Marvel Universe is stocked with rubber goods in Spider-Man: Chapter One #7 (1999), by John Byrne.

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The First Time Electro Was Race-Swapped

Hey, look who's running amok in Denver!

Fortunately, the Guardsmen are around to take care of this minor menace!

But wait...

Yeah, Rhodey wore white-face.

See, this was during Armor Wars, and Tony needed a "Trojan Horse" inside the Vault to let him in so he could destroy all of the Guardsman armors. So the obvious solution: Have Rhodey paint his face and pose as Electro. Because seriously, who would have ever believed a black Max Dillon?

From Iron Man #228 (1988)

The Washington Generals Of Super-Villain Teams

It's time to remember the lamest group of villain ever:

Seriously.

Electro apparently decided that since the Sinister Six worked so well, he should try to form a similar group of foes to take out Daredevil (because Spider-Man was too tough for poor Max Dillon).

And oh, what a collection of lame-os this was.

They started by having their meeting outside--in an alley--where Daredevil could just swing by and overhear their plans (and no, they're not deliberately trying to let hornhead eavesdrop as a trap...they're just stupid):

The Matador?? Snort.

I don't think that Electro understands what "invincible" means...

Meanwhile...

OK, I guess Gladiator can be kinda tough.

But wait--there's more!!

Oh, yes...Stilt-Man!! This gets more and more deadly every second!

And the final member of the Emissaries Of Evil?

Holy schneikes! Electro, Gladiator, Matador (snort), Stilt-Man (chortle) and Leap-Frog (guffaw) are "five of the mightiest emissaries of evil ever assembled?" It took you months to put together this collection of losers, Max?!?

Not to worry--Daredevil took them out pretty easily:

Unlike the Sinister Six, the Emissaries Of Evil Must have realized how lame they were, because they never got together again (although a couple of other evil groups adopted the name over the years).

Mark Waid, if you don't bring these guys back before you end your run, I just might cry...

Or maybe Nick Spencer could do a Superior Foes Of Daredevil series. That would be cool...

From Daredevil Annual #1 (1967)

Friday Night Fights--Smart Electro Style!!

Friday Night Fights time!!

A Harlem street gang has kidnapped President Reagan!! Captain America is about to rescue him, when guess who ambushes everybody:

Who?

Falcon, that's who!!

Uhhh...when did Electro start talking like that?!?

Seriously, is this Max Dillon or Otto Octavius??

Now there is the Electro we know!!

Spacebooger likes things that go FWACK!!

Electro's elocution lessons went for naught in Falcon #4 (1984), by Jim Owsley, Mark Bright and Mike Gustovich

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Friday Night Fights--Rockettes Style!!

Friday Night Fights--'nuff talkin', start fightin'!!

Young attorney Matt Murdock is at the Baxter Building to consult with Reed Richards on a legal matter. But Electro is there to do some industrial espionage. The result:


Electro flees to Radio City Music Hall, but Daredevil follows:


Yeah, right, like Daredevil would ever be in the Avengers. Oh, wait...




The advantage of kicking a super-villain's butt in Radio City Music Hall?

Oh, yeah.

Now Spacebooger is jealous of "Mr. Daredevil's" ability to attract showgirls.

Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale show that Electro was always a punk in Daredevil: Yellow #4 (2001)

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