What's Good For The Duck Is Good For The Elmer!

Elmer Fudd has a new duck call!

And it's dangerously effective!

Well, the other ducks, rather than develop self-control, put Daffy in charge of solving this problem. You wouldn't think that would a good choice, but, sometimes things work out, as...

So it's time to turn the tables on the hunter!

And Daffy's alternative is also dangerously effective!!

That might have been the end of it, except...

And so...

But Elmer has no idea of this when he finally makes it back!

Apparently everybody in the neighborhood has outdoors speakers and is playing the same novelty song?

Well, why not!

From Looney Tunes #175 (1956)

The Real Reason That Gasoline Prices Are Dropping!

Bugs Bunny wants to start up a local newspaper--but he needs subscribers!

Don't worry--Bugs finds some inspiration...

Nicely played, rabbit.

But Bugs' printing press must be one of those "Twilight Zone where Burgess Meredith is the devil whose printing press makes things come true" deals, because...

Well, Bugs can't let that stand, can he?

But...

And that's the reason why gas in now only $1.83 per gallon!

From Dell Four Color #420 (1952)

The Avengers Drive Me Looney!!

So, the Ambassador from the white supremacist regime of Rudyardia has come to the Avengers for some help. T'Challa greets him, and...


Did you see? Did you see?!? He pressed the blue button, and everyone came in response to the "blue summons."

Don't they realize they can't do crap like that to me?? Look at all those other buttons...all those other colors...I must know what they do!! I MUST!!!

I mean, the blue button is the blue summons, that's obvious...and the blue summons obviously means "not important enough to get Cap, Thor and Iron Man to end their session of Call Of Duty 5."

But what about the purple button? Is that the "purple summons"?? Is that a higher or lower priority than the blue summons?!?

And what about the yellow buttons?!? There are TWO of them!!! What does that mean?!?!? Is one yellower than the other??

WHAT DO THE OTHER BUTTONS DO???? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!

pant...pant...sorry I got so worked up. But these things bug me. Can someone go find Steve Englehart and Bob Brown and Dave Cockrum and Petra Goldberg and find out what all those buttons do?? Please?!?!?

Well, at least we all know what the red button does:

From Avengers #126 (1974).