DC's Civil War Envy Reaches Ridiculous Proportions

You remember not so long ago when Marvel had people all aflutter over "unregistered mutants" or "unregistered super-heroes." Man, that sucked.

But don't worry--there's nothing stupid that Marvel can do that DC can't find a way to much stupider. For, in this week's New 52: Futures End #14, we get this:

"Unregistered super-powered alternate Earth fugitive." Wow.

DC: forever learning the wrong lessons.

And just when we thought Deathstroke couldn't have a dumber costume...

snell Is Finally Rendered Speechless

This house ad appeared in all the DC's this week:

I mean...wait, really, because...uhh...of all the things to hard sell, they...ummmm...1990s...Look, I er...well, you know...

Hrmmmmm.