Manic Monday Bonus--The Sincerest Form Of Flattery!

Slay Monstrobot would like to take a moment to remind you that...

 

...appearances to the contrary, Charlton's Li'l Genius had absolutely no connection with Dennis The Menace. 

Nope, just pure coincidence, that was.

Nothing to see here, movie along...

These covers are from 1955 (#6) and 1957 (14 & 15)

Dennis Learns English, The Sporting Way!

You folks all know that I would never stoop so low as to make fun of our dear British cousins.

Fortunately...

...Dennis the Menace will be glad to do it for me!!

Dennis and family are on vacation in merry olde England. Whilst visiting Runnymede, Dennis decides that learning about the Magna Carta is boring, and takes off to play with some completely authentic British children.

Commence culture clash in 5...4...3...2...1:

As much as I would have loved that scene to continue forever, Dennis' ADHD kicks in, and...

And as Dennis recount his day to his father...

Don't sugar coat it, Dad...it's 5 days!! FIVE!!!

Sorry, England, I've got to agree with Dennis...I love you to death, but your sports are just weird.

From Dennis The Menace Bonus Magazine Series #88 (1971)

Up The Down Staircase

Dennis has a very important message for us today:
 

Hmmm, you wouldn't think they'd want to get all artsy-fartsy with their PSA comic, making it difficult for young 'uns to read the important message. But what do I know??

Anyway, yes, Dennis ate a whole bottle of vitamins to get strong, and don't you know, it's panic time:

For all of those who needed an image of Dennis The Menace hurling his lunch, you're welcome.

Then again, given that this was his lunch...

...I can't understand why he needed to ipecac to hurl...

From Dennis The Menace Takes A Poke At Poison, 1981