Manic Monday Triple Overtime--This Is How Priceline Worked A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Maybe we could send this guy to Iran, or Syria, or Latveria...

Well...OK.

That's probably a little bit more effective than this guy:



But I'd still love to see what the Priceline Negotiator could get from Jabba!

From Star Wars #4 (2015)

Tales From The Quarter Bin--The Battle You (Never) Demanded!!

The cover of Ghost Rider #-1 (sigh) (1997) sets us up for some serious crossover fanfic:

What? You didn't see it?

Take a closer look at the blurb:

Oh, come on...tell me that doesn't put you in mind of this:



Do you see it now? I can't help but see the caption as...

...which sets up the battle you know you want to see:

Admit it: you'd watch/read this. Luke Skywalker as Ghost Rider?!? Versus Lord Vader?!?!?

Yes, I'm an idiot.