Showing posts with label Daily Planet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daily Planet. Show all posts

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Spoiler Sunday--Lois, The Pulitzer Committee Wants Their Prizes Back...

Lois is having a reunion with her father, General Sam Lane--who in the Rebirth universe seems just to be a jerkwad, and not a sociopathic madman.

Of course arguments ensue, and we quickly get to the source of the friction between them:


Let's assume that no one was immediately endangered by Lois' piece exposing the operation.

But good gosh, Daily Planet--in what way is it remotely acceptable to let a reporter write about her own father?!? There are so many potential conflicts of interest, it doesn't matter how "well" the reporting was done--the very credibility of the piece, and the paper, is flushed away. How in the world could Perry White let that happen? No wonder no one trusts the media...

Of course, the argument circles around and around...until we get to the fact that Lois' "everyone answers to someone" conveniently doesn't apply to the Big S:



And he doesn't know the half of it--he doesn't know they've married.

Look, I know that, as the audience, we KNOW that Superman is a trustworthy dude (except for the times he's been controlled, or possessed, or transformed, or whatever). So we reflexively reject any character who says "But we shouldn't necessarily trust him." But such dramatic deck-stacking doesn't excuse a reporter blindly spewing it. For Lois Lane to make the argument that her values for press coverage magically don't apply to Kal-El--and conditioned solely on the fact that she knows him personally--is hypocrisy of the highest level. And honestly, it makes Lois look kind of stupid--can't she even come up with a better rationalization? Does she not realize that his first argument completely defeats her second argument?

And thee fact that they're married? Leave aside the issue of whether she should reveal his identity. The insane, unforgivable conflict of interest totally destroys any pretense of journalistic integrity.

What if we found out that a New York Times reporter were secretly married to a figure in the administration? What if she were secretly married to the Secretary of State, but still covered the Secretary of State for the paper? And she only gave him only good coverage, and explicitly argued to everyone that he didn't deserve scrutiny because he was just so awesome?!? Isn't that unethical on every possible level?!?Wouldn't such a reporter be exiled from the profession, not rewarded with prizes?

The way the media functions in a super-hero universe probably shouldn't be looked at too closely from a "realistic" viewpoint--like a lot of such conceits, it can't bear the weight. But when the comic itself invites it--when it explicitly posits a particular reporter as a bastion of journalistic virtue, as a rock star in the press, as an admired and much-awarded figure, as "the most important character in the DC Universe" (as some have opined)--then you can't just cough and politely look away when that character violates every journalistic principle there is, and actually boasts about it.

Of course, DC comics & movies have a long history of not understanding journalistic ethics, or how the press works. So, you know, this is really nothing new. But until someone does something about this--a new job for Lois? Have her restrict herself from covering Superman?--please, no more of this "she's the greatest reporter since sliced bread" nonsense.

From Action Comics #999 (2018)

Monday, December 18, 2017

Manic Monday--Friendly Competition?!?

After Lois has been rescued from some goons by Superman...


OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! Sick burn!!!

Ah, but in the same story, after Superman saves the Daily Planet building from collapsing, and saves Metropolis from Lex Luthor's atomic bomb...


OOOOOOHHH!!! SNAP!!!

Get a room, you two!!

From Superman #38 (1946)

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Lois Lane And The Planet Of The Twiggies!

Just another day at the Daily Planet:

I'm not sure why Jimmy Olsen gets the primo job of interviewing the world's top super-model. Mr. Action indeed!

Oh, and I did say that it was a typical day in Metropolis, so their has to be at least one desperate attempt to kill Superman:

Oops.


It turns out that Lois has been dumped into an alternate dimension. But which one?


O.M.G.


Lois Lane--hot in any dimension!!

Don't worry, kids, it was just a dream. She woke up on boring old Earth-1.

Tune in next week, when Lois visits the planet of Melissa McCarthies!

From Lois Lane #79 (1967)

Monday, October 19, 2015

Manic Monday Bonus--The Fisherman Of Metropolis Can Be Bribed Pretty Easily!!

When Lois first tried to get hired at the Daily Planet, Perry White was kind of a dick:

"Sorry, Lois...you got me the Pentagon Papers yesterday, Watergate the day before...but no scoop today? You're trash! Get outta here!"

Well, Lois is up to the task, and she gets the first two scoops. But on Day 3, she runs into a little bit of trouble:


Come on, guys--no jokes about "big bones," OK? This is a family blog.

Only an hour to press? What's the problem, Lois? Just write it up on your tablet, tether it to your cell phone, and...oh, wait. Wrong century.

Ah, but Lois has a plan!

Wait...one more time?

"I'll put that $5 bill in with a note telling the finder to keep it if he rushes the scoop to the Planet!"

5 whole dollars, Lois? Sure, that'll make anyone snap to attention, drop what they're doing, and rush to fulfill your whims!

But you know what? She was right! Never underestimate the "thriftiness" of Metropolis fisherman!

"Hurry, Charlie!! Drop everything, dump our catch, rush in to shore, and then rush to the Daily Planet--then and only then can we can keep this $5 bill!!!"

"Uh, couldn't we just keep the $5, Joe?"

"NO!! Than we wouldn't have actually earned it!!"

Those big city folks are so sweet and honest...

From Lois Lane #17 (1960), as reprinted in Lois Lane #81 (1968)

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Spoiler Saturday--Why I'm Done With The Superman Books (Again)

So, what are the people of Metropolis, the people of DC Earth, like?

Here's one version:

That is from The Essential Superman Encyclopedia (2012), by Robert Greenberger and Martin Pasko.

Boy, are they naive idiots.

Here's one of the examples of criminals trying to tarnish heroes they talked about: the post-Crisis mini-series, Legends:

Of course, the public's turning on heroes was short lived, as it was soon revealed that Darkseid (and Glorious Godfrey) are behind it all:

But of course that didn't take, and that series served to relaunch the Justice League, and establish the role of heroes  in the new, post-Crisis universe. No, seriously, people really loved their heroes!! Go figure!!

Today's DC, though? They've decided that they prefer the "before" to the "after," as they try to make their universe as unfriendly to heroes as the first issues of Legends were.

For example, from this week's Action Comics #45:


Yes, that's why I read comics...for the disapproving public opinion polls on heroes.

Even after Superman saves a bunch of people from a storm...

It's not just the man in the street, either:

Oh, Perry White, you damned jerk.

Now, the last few weeks have revealed that there is some nebulous being called Wrath in the background, making everyone angry and, well, wrathful. The nu52--for those who thought Jack Kirby's villain names were too subtle!!

Another point we should note is that all of this (recent round of) public hatred of Superman is not just because he's an alien--that's been pubic knowledge for awhile (and how could it not be, with every other villain having "ties" to Krypton).

No, people are upset because they found out that Superman had been living amongst them, "posing" as a mere human.

Now, it seems to me that a lot of fear and distrust could be cleared up by Clark giving a TV interview--to Oprah, say--explaining that he wasn't "posing," he was living with the name he was given and raised with by his human foster parents--he's always been Clark Kent, and Superman was the assumed identity. Not for nothing, this goes back to the Legends era, because that was the punchline of Byrne's Man Of Steel relaunch:

But instead, DC has chosen to base their universe on the fever-dream paranoia of Pa Kent from the Man Of Steel movie, where Pa chose to kill himself rather than allow a hint that Clark existed, because he was convinced that society would hate him and try to destroy him. So congratulations, DC...you fulfilled the prophecies of a man who though Clark maybe should have let a busload of kids die, because being a hero is a really bad idea.

Speaking of the Kents, well, there was one more effect of Lois doxxing Clark:

Yeah, because that's the universe I want to follow--where the fearful government digs up the corpses of old couples because they're so terrified by the concept of someone who actually does good because it's the right thing.

To be fair, though, it's possible it wasn't the government that exhumed the Kents' bodies. No, maybe they just burnt up from the friction of spinning in their graves when they heard their son did this in last week's Superman #44:

Yeah, I bitched about that last week. But it does show that Kal-El himself has lost the mission in this dour and wretched reboot.

So that's why I'm dropping the Superman books. Even the "good one," Action Comics, is forced to wallow in this dire plotline. Superman blackmailing erstwhile allies and blowing up hideouts? Clark without most of his supporting cast? An entire universe turned against heroes, not just as part of a mini-series to redefine what heroic is for a "new universe," but as a permanent condition? The news leads with polls showing him having lower public opinion polls than Donald Trump? The man who has saved Earth Rao knows how many times is wanted, despised, hunted? Former staunch allies turned on him? (Hey, Perry, if what he did is so bad, when are you giving back the Pulitzers the Daily Planet won for covering Superman?!? Huh?)

I don't mind anti-heroes, even if I don't care to follow most of them. It's a big fictional universe. But I do mind when an entire fictional universe becomes anti-hero, and the people are portrayed as merely a collection of our baser instincts. I object when Superman is supposed to inspire others to be better, to do the best they can, and that message is rejected, forcefully, by the government, by his friends, by the vast majority of the American population.

That's the Anti-Life Equation, folks. That's the world that Darkseid was trying to create in Legends. And the folks running DC have given it to him.

So I'm hopping off this trolley. I'm not asking, or expecting, anyone else to do the same--I'm just trying to explain why I'm not buying these books anymore, and why you'll be reading a lot less about nu52 Superman around here for awhile.

In the meantime, perhaps you can ask yourself, which version of the DC Universe do you prefer--the one described in the paragraph I reprinted at the top of this post, or the one we've been given today?

[For a fuller, and much better, review of Action #45, please go check out Anj's post. He's probably more rational than I am.]

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Best Cover You've Never Seen--Superman #198 (1967)!!

This has always been one of my favorites...

Some other DC comic I owned as a wee lad has a house ad for this one; and as I read whatever comic that was a zillion times, I saw this picture a zillion times.

And, like a lot of DC Silver Age joints, this was a great set-up on the cover. A great Curt Swan job (inks by George Klein); excellent coloring, as the orange background is attention-getting without being ultimately distracting; The "shabby" Clark, in his tattered suits, with chain (with an X-Ray gun?!); the stunned look on the "real" Clark's face...the go-go checks!! 

The beauty part? This scene actually happens on the inside of the book:




Well, it all turns out to be a pretty silly plot by the Superman Revenge Squad involving alternate dimensions, planets full of androids, artificial earthquakes, and...oh, never mind, it's just silly.

Still, even though Kal-El beats the Revenge Squad, he's left with a dilemma, as the "fake Clark" really did expose his identity in front of everyone. So what happens next?

Wait a minute--they learn his secret identity, and Lois doesn't immediately release it to the world? Perry doesn't slap him, and fire him? This must be an alternate world...

But Clark has replaced the X-Ray gun...


Geez, Perry, you're so stupid...


Oh, Lois...

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

On Bizarro World, Newspapers Am Not Dying!!

Big news!!

You may laugh...but it's still a better paper than the Daily Planet in the Man Of Steel universe...

[SPOILER ALERT--Stupor-Woman was really Bizarro-Lois #1, given powers by Bizarro-Mxyzptlk, who only did good deeds, and...]

From Adventure Comics #288 (1961)

Sunday, April 12, 2015

The Lax Journalistic Standards Of The DC Universe!

Perry White is showing off to some visiting friends from Canada...

Really? "Superboy Moves To Metropolis" justifies a Pulitzer?

So wait--you keep writing about the guy you "count as a friend"--and they keep giving you Pultizers for it? Did you bribe the jury or something?

Then again, given the hero-saturated nature of the DC Universe, the Pulitzer committee probably just rotates their prizes between the Daily Planet & the Central City Picture-News and the Coast City Bee etc. for their "Hey, The Flash Lives Here" pieces.

Not the Gotham Gazette, though. Nobody wins Pulitzers for reporting on urban legends...

From Superman #405 (1985)

Thursday, July 17, 2014

But What Are Identity Protection Plans 1 Thru 6?!?

Hey, it turns out that taking that job at the Daily Planet was a good idea, as Clark Kent gets a hot scoop on a breaking disaster!

But how to get away from work?



Well played, Mr. Kent. But you can't leave us like that! The existence of "Identity-Protection Plan 7" implies the existence of 6 other identity-protection plans!! What might they be?!?

Identity-Protection Plan 1: Put an "OUT TO LUNCH" sign outside your office door.

Pros: Not suspicious--everyone eats lunch!!
Cons: Only works at lunchtime.

Identity-Protection Plan 2: Leave a suicide note on your desk, and the window open.

Pros: Pretty effective--Superman would never kill himself, so good cover!
Cons: Only works once.

Identity-Protection Plan 3: Lock office door, play tape recording of...ummm...vigorous sexual activity taking place.

Pros: In the Silver Age, you're pretty safe, as no one in Metropolis would be a Peeping Tom.
Cons: Well, maybe Steve Lombard would try to peep...also, Lois would go off on one of her investigative frenzies to find out who Clark's new girl is...

Identity-Protection Plan 4:  Lock door, put up sign saying "Emergency Nap," play tape recording of snoring.

Pros: Everyone loves a good nap.
Cons: Steve Lombard is no respecter of naps. Perry White would not be amused.

Identity-Protection Plan 5: Tell everyone you have a doctor's appointment.

Pros: HIPAA keeps co-workers from asking too many questions.
Cons: Use it too often, everyone thinks you have cancer, backfires by getting you too much attention.

Identity-Protection Plan 6: Go around all day complaining of intestinal distress. Then leave shoes visible under bathroom stall door, play tape recording of your moaning plus disgusting intestinal distress sounds.

Pros: Pretty much foolproof.
Cons: Will get you awful nicknames.

From Action Comics #421 (1973)