Manic Monday Bonus--It's Important To Have Variety In Your Diet!

Galactus doesn't eat only planets, you know.

The Elders Of The Universe just tried to destroy Galactus, because dumbasses. But they failed. And now it's time to pay the piper:

Man, he went through them like I go through the dollar menu at Taco Bell...

But there is a downside...

Hmmm...maybe you don't want to use the bathroom after Galactus that day...

From Silver Surfer #10 (1988)

Friday Night Fights--Jeremy Renner Vs. Benicio del Toro Style!!

Travel back with me, chums, to the halcyon days of "The Michael Saga," as this week's Friday Night Fights previews Avengers 3: Infinity War (well, it should preview it, if anyone has any sense).

Sensing an oncoming war that may well destroy humanity, Elder Of The Universe and original hoarder the Collector has been, well, collecting Avengers, so he can look at them after the apocalypse (but then his glasses will break, and he can't see them anymore...goddammit, Burgess Meredith should have played the Collector, shouldn't he?!?!).

Anyhoo, the Collector has successfully captured every single Avenger ever and sealed them in Lucite.

Well, except one. He hasn't caught Hawkeye yet. But, c'mon. Hawkeye. Right? No problem. This should only take a panel or two...

THAK!!!!!

Man, if Joss Whedon doesn't use this in Avengers 3, he's gonna have some 'splainin' to do!!

Spacebooger notes that if the Collector were to try this today, he'd better bring along a few extra long-boxes, because there's a whole lot more Avengers to collect...

The weakest brings down the strongest in Avengers #174 (1978), by Jim Shooter (plot), Bill Mantlo (script), Dave Wenzel (pencils) and Pablo Marcos (inks)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight!! Why?!?! Hawkguy, before he was hipster cool!! Now go vote!!