Manic Monday Triple Overtime--This Is How Priceline Worked A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Maybe we could send this guy to Iran, or Syria, or Latveria...

Well...OK.

That's probably a little bit more effective than this guy:



But I'd still love to see what the Priceline Negotiator could get from Jabba!

From Star Wars #4 (2015)

Manic Monday--You Kids Are Too Young To Get The Joke

Boss Annova, head of the Metropolis underworld, is cheesed off that Plastic Man is busting all of then street level criminals. So he decides to take a radical step:

Yes, he hires Rice O'Rooney, The San Francisco Threat.

That hurts, but in a glorious way.

You punk kids who don't get the joke, get some culture, will you?

From Plastic Man #15 (1976)

Justice League Of Tools

OK, I take back everything I said earlier about their being no fun in DC comics these days.

Because THIS was released--FOR FREE--on Comixology Monday:

Yes, the title is "Craftsman Bolt-On System Saves The Justice League." And if that doesn't say fun, I don't know what does!!

You see, The Technician is the Justice League's all-purpose handy-man...and he has only one tool!!

Fortunately, he's on his maintenance rounds when The Key invades the Hall Of Justice:

And later...

Catch Phrase time!!

Still more uses!

Victory!!

Don't worry, I only showed a small portion of the tool-based action in this comic!!

Thank you, DC, for putting the tool-based fun back into comics!!