And then there was that time that the FF fought a pirate...
See, old Sub-Mariner villain Captain Barracuda has stolen Namor's magical monster summoning horn. And while the undersea beasties distract Namor, the FF and the authorities, Barracuda goes pillaging...
But, as inevitably happens on Talk Like A Pirate Day, Barracuda goes a little bit nutty:
Still, he's not too tough, as Sue takes him out all by her lonesome, despite his pirate ravings...
Wench? Really?
So our lesson here? Talking like a pirate doesn't actually make you a good pirate. Form over function, as it were...
From Fantastic Four #219 (1980)